More stuff from the Zu crew (I wonder whose the American Rabbit?)
anyway, Pitter Patter, let's Get At 'Er ;)

        It was a normal day in Nerima, the most untypical district in the
world.  

	Try this on for size "It was a typical day in Nerima, the most atypical
district in the world" Atypical is more standardized then untypical plus
you get in a quick pun of sorts ;)

The sun was shining, the birds were singing (as was their wont),
mothers were seeing their offspring off to school, and Ranma was flying
through the air via Akane Express (as was sometimes her wont).

	Keener laughs, as was his wont ;)
 

        Yes, it did seem like a typical day in Nerima.

	You might try to be a bit more assertive here and later on. "Yes, it
was a typical day in Nerima." This has bit more comedic bite. Kind of
like a fisherman saying "There are absolutely no sharks here!" right
before Jaws snapps him up!
 

        Ukyou Kuonji was late.  She was barreling through the street in
record time, scattering dust all about her.  "Damn damn damn damn" she
cursed herself for waking up so late.  "It's not as if there was anybody
to keep me awake last night."  She stopped at that.  "Foolish girl, you
definitely won't get anybody by moping," she finally said.  She started
to run again, trying to make up for lost time daydreaming when
suddenly...

	When did Ukyo start taking speech lessons from Genma? 
 

        Ranma crashed into the pavement right in front of her.

        Again, this still seemed like a typical day in Nerima.

	Again, I must reitterate that this was just another typical day in
Nerima

        "Ranchan!!!  Are you okay?!?!"  shouted Ukyou as she tried to wake
Ranma up, classes be damned.  Suddenly, Ranma stood up, looking none the
worse for wear.  It seemed he was about to say something when suddenly he
saw Ukyou.  Suddenly, words seemed to fail him.

        "Ucchan," Ranma said in a voice that seemed almost like a gasp.  He
looked upon Ukyou as if seeing her for the first time.

	"I'm gay...Kuno! I must date with him!" 

        This did not go unnoticed by Ukyou.  Understandably she was
flustered, confused, and maybe just a LITTLE bit excited.  "Ra - Ra -
Ranchan.  Are you feeling all right?"  Ranma didn't respond.  He seemed
to be contemplating something.  This lasted for several minutes.

	I can see it coming from miles away. But I LIKE IT!!!
 

        I suppose we can all assume that this is what we can call a
pregnant moment.  Weeell, eventually the moment gave birth
(argggghhhhh!!!!! That was a VERY bad pun).

	I've seen worse, read my Bulmer Lytton Logs in Love entry.
 

        Ranma moved closer to Ukyou, as if he had decided something.  Ukyou
at this point was VERY nervous.  She didn't know what to think, what to
do, or what Ranma was going to do either.  In fact she kinda seemed like
a deer caught in the headlights of a tank.  Ranma stopped within inches
of her, as if waiting for her to respond.

	oncoming headlights <some sort of pause is needed a ... or -- or a ; >
of a tank (this bits REAL good BTW)  
 

        Ukyou's heart was pounding mercilessly.  Ukyou was thinking: "This
is your chance girl!!!  All this time you've been waiting.  Now your
dreams may now actually come true.  Go for it girl.  C'MON!!!"
Unfortunately her body didn't seem to want to respond.  It wasn't
everyday that Ukyou was face to face and only inches away from the man
she loved.

	"face to face and only inches from" I'd say pick one or the other. 
 

        As it turned out, Ukyou didn't have to do a thing.  As if reading
her thoughts, Ranma suddenly leaned forward and kissed Ukyou.  Ukyou was
only happy to reply.  They stayed like that for a long time... both
obviously enjoying the experience.

        Okay, so maybe it wasn't a typical day after all...

	Well I'm DEFINATELY interested. Sort of a Pretty Womanhood gone awry.
Nice ;)