fcasper wrote:

"Top Ten Rejected Plots for a Ranma 1/2 Lemon Fanfic"

(Drum Roll Please)

10. Desperate to marry Ranma before she gets as old as Cologne, Shampoo
visits Genma Saotome and promises to give him a night to remember in
exchange for Ranma's hand in marriage.  Genma refuses, unwilling to
betray his wife.  That is until Shampoo starts stripping....

This has probably been done.

9. During one night at the Kunou Mansion, Sasuke is awakened by the cry
of his mistress Kodachi.  Thinking she is in danger, Sasuke makes his
way into her room only to find Kodachi having a wet dream.  An
embarrassed Sasuke was about to leave when Kodachi suddenly calls out
his name in her sleep, begging him to help her out....

As sick as this is, this one probably has, too.

8. After a accident with a hot kettle of water, Ryouga's secret is
finally revealed to Akane.  But she's not upset, quite the contrary, she
asks him to make love to her.  Ryouga is beyond bliss until Akane asks
him to change back into a pig first....

Urrk. This one HAS been done (I was just flipping through the fic idly!
HONEST!)

7. After being pursued relentlessly, day after day, by both Kunou
siblings, Akane and Ranma-Chan decide to make a *special* deal with
them, getting them of their backs for good while fulfilling every one of
their twisted fantasies.

Careful or this one WILL get done.

6. After eating some magic herbs from Shampoo that were meant for Ranma,
Happosai has a wonderful dream where all of Ranma's fiancees, along with
the Tendo sisters and Ranma-Chan herself, are all part of his special
harem....

I think I heard somewhere that this one had been done.

5. Kasumi Tendo lives a double life.  By day, she's the warm, caring,
considerate girl we all know and love.  But by night, she's a panty
thief, working side by side with Happosai.  Why does she do it?  To feel
alive.  With this special bond between them, a very unusual love story
is born....

Awwrck! *Thump!*

4. Akane finds herself without a fiancee after she mallets Ranma once
too often for imagined lechery.  Ashamed of the way she acted and filled
with sorrow over the loss of Ranma, Akane decides to give her body to
any male who wants her, thus becoming the hentai she always accused
Ranma of being, to punish herself.

If this one hasn't been done, it probably will be.

3. Genma finds himself feeling lonely one night, being away from his
wife for so long, and decides to take a cold bath to get over it.  He
enters the bathroom and accidentally walks in on Nabiki while she's in
the bath.  Genma finds himself aroused by Nabiki's naked flesh and is
about to run for the pond when Nabiki offers to take care of his
*problem* for a modest fee....

I pray to god this one is NEVER done! Of course, after that Akane/Genma
thing, it might actually be possible (please no, for the love of God
NO!!)

2. Happosai walks into the Nekohanten one day and asks Cologne if he can
talk to her.  Happosai is really depressed and Cologne decides to hear
him out.  Happosai tells Cologne he doesn't have much time left to live
and that he regrets running out on her when they were young.  Cologne is
shocked but willing to forgive him.  Happosai then asks if he could have
one last chance to experience the passion and excitement they both
shared before he passes on to the next world.  Cologne agreed and brings
out Shampoo to do the deed.

Double Awwrck! *Thump Thump*

And the number one rejected plot for a Ranma 1/2 Lemon Fanfic....

1. On the anniversary of his wife's death, Soun walks to her grave to
pay his respects.  Only this time, he finally breaks down and confesses
that he had an affair while married to her.  He begs forgiveness while
recounting via flashback, his one night stand with Nodoka Saotome.  The
one night that had led nine months later to the birth of Ranma....his
son.

Been done I think. Several times in fact.

This should tell you something about the state of present day
fanfiction, ne? (Not to mention the rotting cesspool ol' Alpha C. calls
his mind!)

The Prime Sagittarian,
Alpha Centauri

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