Subject: Re: Nope, nothing constructive here. Just SPAM!!!
From: JD Farber
Date: 5/8/1997, 12:01 AM
To: otakunxs@bellsouth.net, fanfic@fanfic.com

Now, What lines from that movie would be perfect for Ranma to say....?

	I'm about...to get a new girl bobby/Ryouga!

Too perfect for Ranma.

	This town needs an enima!

I'm not gonna touch that.  (Pun intended)

	My life's a bit...complex!

Oh god, you're married.

What?!?!  No!!  It's just....

(Doorbell rings)

Hey, whatever it is, we can work it out.

Cut to scene of Ranma silently mouthing 'I'm an Aquatransexual.'

	Look, your a nice girl and I like you alot but for now...SHUTUP!

What about:

You weigh more then 180 pounds?

And of course, my favorite:

Akane:  You look great.

Ranma:  I didn't ask.

You think people know the film yet?

JD
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