Subject: [FFML] "Top Ten Rejected Plots for a _Non_-Ranma Lemon Fanfic"
From: "H. Torrance Griffin" <heretic@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>
Date: 5/12/1997, 9:43 PM
To: fcasper
CC: Slashtooth@evnet.com, fanfic@fanfic.com

	I dunno, Ranma's fairly easy to play with but there are a few
ideas from other series out there waiting to be plucked as well, no? 





	BTW, check the subject line and act appropriately.





	10: (EVA) Misato-san staggers into her apartment one evening
slighly tipsy (alright, smashed) and _very_ fustrated.  She finally
manages to crawl into a futon... only to find Shinji-kun in there and in
the throes of a wet dream....

	9: (BGC) Nene hacks deep into the Genom database only to pull up a
hidden directory of video files detailing exactly _how_ upper level Genom
Executives (Mason, Madigan, et al) demonstrate their loyalty to the
Chairman.... 

	8: (3X3 Eyes) Paravati IV shows Fuji Yakumo precisely what she
means when she refers to him as her slave one evening.... 

	7: (UY) Ryuunousuke finds a shy young boy peeping on her and upon
spotting the *ahem* Not So Little parts of his frail form decides to forgo
the usual pounding in favor of extracting from him some of the pleasures
of womanhood.... 

	6: (DP) Two attractive bikini-clad women, a sentient panther with
tentacles.  Come on, do you _really_ need me to explain this to you? 

	5: (TM) In an effort to stop the repeated destruction of his home,
Yousho suggests a contest of wifely skills between the various claimants
for his grandson's hand.  Unfortunately(?) for Tenchi, an *ahem*
unofficial category was secretly agreed to among the ladies... including
Sasami.... 

	4: (A!MG) Mariller finally gets lucky and lands an exceedingly
powerful spell on corruption on Bellandy from ambush; replacing the
goddess' kindness, empathy, shyness, gentle nature, etc. with a capacity
for violence, megalomania, aggression, cruelty, and sadism that would give
an arch-demon pause.  The only things left of the Bell-chan everyone
knew... her desire and love for Morisato Keiichi. 

	3: (SM) <Insert Hakura catching Michiru in bed with strange man
only to join in plotline here>

	2: (EH) Curious about how... detailed the design of his new Weapon
Of Mass Destruction(tm) is, the Warlord Jinnai commands Ifurita to
*chuckle* 'entertain' Queen Diva and himself duing a private victory
celebration.... 

	and for number 1.... 

	"MOTTO!!  MO-MOTTO KUDASAI!!!  MOTTO SOUCHIRO-SAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!" 
	"BAU! BAU! BAU! BAU! BAU! BAU! BAU!" 
	'Maison Ikkoku: Kyoko Loves Souchiro-san! Godai's Strange Love
Rival!'


HTG (Spank My Hand)