Don't get me wrong.  Men are great, they are nice, they
are sweet and they are cute.  But I wouldn't want to
be one.  To paraphrase Steve Martin: "I couldn
t be a male, I'd just sit around and play with myself
all day."

You know, 100 males were asked what they would do if they were female for a
day.  67% said that they would go out and find a woman to make love to.  32%
said that they would sit around and masturbate.  1% said that they would
find a man to make love to.  Oddly enough, not a single man wanted to try
living as a woman.

When 100 women were asked what they would do if they were male for a day,
69% answered something along the lines of going out and living.  Only 10%
said that they would sit around and masturbate.  Oddly enough, 21% said that
they would go to sleep and hope it was just a really wierd dream.

JD
Paladin of The Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
No-Brand Hero
Homepage <http://rvcc.raritanval.edu/~jfarber/>

Life is a disease: Sexually transmitted and always fatal.
But that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it!
	-Death, 'Death Talks about Life'