Subject: Marital Arts 8 (Ranma Lemon) - Pt1
From: polaris@interpac.net (Jon K. Hayashi)
Date: 5/14/1997, 8:07 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Okay, here's Episode 8.  I probably won't get to Episode 9 (Breaking Point) 
until after I finish "Spontaneous Avatars".

JK


Ranma 1/2-Ranko 1/2:  Marital Arts 
A Lemon Series by J.K. Hayashi 
 
************** 
Standard copyright disclaimer regarding Takahashi, etc., etc., etc.  
Standard lemon warning for those who don't like those stories or are 
too young.  Standard alternate universe warning for those who don't 
like the genre.  Standard script warning for those who don't like 
script format.  Standard Hayashi warning for those who don't like 
reading my stories. 
 
What has gone before: 
Ranma Saotome goes to visit his fiancee Akane Tendo and her family 
accompanied by his mother Nodoka and twin sister Ranko.  While 
there, they learn that not only are they the heirs of the Anything-Goes 
School of Martial Arts, but the heirs of the Almost Anything-Goes 
Marital Arts School.  Ukyo Kuonji has entered the Tendo dojo 
disguised as a housekeeper named Kyoko. 
************** 
 
Episode 8:  Green Tea and Jealousies 
 
Ranma stared at the ceiling as he lay on his futon.  Ranko propped 
herself up on her arms to look down at him while Akane read a book 
on the other side of the futon. 
 
Ranko:  "You know, Ranma, I think Kyoko's in love with you." 
Ranma:  "What?  You're kidding, right?" 
Ranko:  "Oh, come on, Ranma.  Its only so obvious." 
 
Ranma sat up, slightly pulling the covers off the others, causing them 
to shiver as the colder air touched their bare skin. 
 
Ranma:  "No... what should I do?" 
Ranko:  "What do you mean?" 
Ranma:  "What should I do about Kyoko?" 
Ranko:  "That's what I asked." 
 
Ranma was confused.  Akane put down her book and turned to face 
him, reaching up with her hand to pull him back down onto the 
futon. 
 
Akane:  "You don't have to do anything.  Kyoko will get over it." 
Ranma:  "But what if she doesn't?" 
Akane:  "Even if she doesn't, that doesn't mean that anything's going 
	to happen." 
Ranko:  "And even if it did, would that be so bad?" 
 
Ranma turned around to lie on his stomach. 
 
Ranma:  "That's not funny." 
 
Ranko shifted her body until she lay on Ranma's back. 
 
Ranko:  "I know that you wanted to go off by yourself and Akane 
	once our training from mom stopped.  But the lovemaking is 
	part of our relationship now, and I don't want to give that 
	up." 
Ranma:  "What about Ryoga... and Shampoo?" 
Ranko:  "I love Ryoga... and he's the only man I want to have 
	children with.  And I want to be with him and Shampoo for 
	the rest of my life.  Every night, if possible.  But that doesn't 
	mean I don't love you or Akane or anyone else.  Or that I 
	don't want to express that love physically." 
 
Akane joined Ranko, hugging her fiancee from behind. 
 
Akane:  "Ranma...  I guess I've been thinking about this too.  Kasumi 
	and Nabiki and I have grown closer as well.  Our 
	lovemaking has become part of our relationship, just like it 
	has for you and Ranko." 
Ranma:  "You just want to sleep with other guys." 
Ranko:  "Sure, and what's wrong with that?  You get to sleep with 
	other girls.  But its only between us and the people we love.  
	Its not like we're including Kodachi or Kuno or people we 
	don't like." 
Akane:  "We said, if it came down to it, that we'd choose to be 
	together exclusive of anyone else.  I still feel that way.  But I 
	don't know if I want to give up everyone else if we don't 
	have to.  Do you, Ranma?" 
 
Ranko squirreled under Ranma and kissed him on the lips.  He 
sighed as he felt the two people closest to him start to cover him with 
kisses. 
 
Ranma:  "I guess not." 
Ranko:  "I knew you couldn't give me up.  I'm much better looking 
	than Akane." 
 
Akane hit Ranko on the head. 
 
Akane:  "What are you talking about?" 
Ranko:  "Well, just look at us.  C'mon, Ranma..." 
  
Ranko pulled Ranma to a sitting position and sat on one of his legs, 
having Akane sit on the other. 
 
Ranko:  "Whose tits would you rather suck on?  Someone with a great 
	tan or someone whose tits are still white because they hid 
	behind a one piece for the whole trip to the beach?  And 
	mine are bigger, too." 
 
Ranma found himself looking at what Ranko described.  Ranko had 
used her topless time at the beach to her advantage and her breasts 
were a luscious brown.  But Akane's were somehow just as luscious, 
the whiteness of her untanned skin in contrast to her tanned 
shoulders and face and legs.  He slowly lowered his face down to his 
fiance's breast. 
 
Ranko took hold of Ranma's manhood in her hand as he occupied 
himself with Akane's nipple.  She stroked it until it reached its full 
erect length, its warmth giving her a small thrill in itself.  It had been 
some time since she had a man in her.  Ranko reached down to open 
herself to her brother, her fingers splitting her pussy lips and guiding 
his cock into her waiting entrance. 
 
Ranko looked down and saw her red and his black pubic hair coming 
closer together as he penetrated deeper into her body.  When they 
finally joined together Ranko let her legs wrap around his torso and 
her arms clasp around his neck as he started to kiss her neck.  
Akane's hands massaged Ranko's breasts as she sandwiched Ranko 
from behind. 
 
Ranko started to move on Ranma's manhood, as much as her position 
allowed.  The three lovers swayed as Ranko started to release onto 
Ranma, making their joining slippery.  Akane rolled out of the way 
as Ranma fell on top of Ranko. 
 
Ranma's hips continued to move against Ranko's as he drove her 
body into the floor.  Ranko moaned as Ranma let his cock almost slip 
out of her before plunging it back into her soaked pussy.  Ranma 
lifted his chest high above his sister, letting Akane slip between 
them. 
 
Akane greedily teased Ranko's nipples with her tongue, her hand 
reaching to play with Ranko's clit.  Ranko let her orgasm build with 
each thrust from Ranma, trying to hold onto her brother's cock as it 
excited her with its warm presence and its force.  Ranko's pussy 
started to spasm as her orgasm overtook her, Ranma stopping his 
thrusts to let her just react to him being in her. 
 
Ranma slowly pulled out of his sister as Akane continued to slowly 
run her fingers over Ranko's clit.  Akane looked wistfully at the 
glistening cock, reveling that the shaft -and the man behind it- 
belonged to her.  Akane moved between Ranma and Ranko, offering 
herself doggie-style to him.  Ranma smiled and took hold of her hips, 
using his fingers to prepare her for his entry.  He eased his cock into 
her wet womanhood, drawing her hips closer to his own. 
 
Akane lowered her face and started to clean the juices that now ran 
down Ranko's thighs.  Ranko pulled away so that she could position 
herself under Akane, her face below the joining sexes.  Ranko let her 
tongue and fingers play with Akane's clit and Ranma's shaft as they 
moved above her. 
 
Akane's tongue penetrated Ranko's folds, and Ranko locked her legs 
around Akane's head.  Ranma took advantage of the opportunity to sit 
back on his knees, pulling both Akane and Ranko up with him until 
Akane's back touched his chest.  Akane ground her hips into Ranma 
so that he remained fully within her at all times, rippling her pussy 
muscles to keep stimulating her lover.  Ranko slowly unlocked her 
legs so that she could slide down the front of Akane's body, letting 
their hard nipples trace twin paths across each other. 
 
Ranma's hands had already made their way to Akane's breasts, 
holding her body close to his, so Ranko kissed Akane and ran her 
hands down Akane's back and buttocks. 
 
Akane:  "Oh.  Ranma... don't come." 
  
Akane's pussy muscles started to spasm around Ranma's cock as she 
slowed her movements.  Akane reached back to hold Ranma's head in 
her arms as she arched her back in pleasure. 
 
Akane lifted herself of her lover's cock and took hold of his hand.  
She led him to the window, motioning him to sit on the table with his 
legs hanging out.  Akane then sat on one of his legs.  Ranko sat on 
the other leg.  Ranma's manhood protruded between them. 
 
Akane grabbed his manhood and started to masturbate him.  Ranko 
joined her, intertwining their fingers on her brother's shaft.  Ranma 
moaned as they started to speed up, their hands sliding on the coating 
of their nectar. 
 
Ranma's hands reached around to play with their clits, rubbing circles 
in time with their strokes.  Their juices flowed down onto his thighs, 
making it slippery as well.  Ranma's cock twitched as he reached his 
orgasm, sending globules of sperm flying into the darkness. 
 
The two girls didn't notice, both had closed their eyes as Ranma's 
fingers again brought them closer to the release that he just achieved.  
Ranma redoubled his efforts as he recovered, making sure that his 
arms kept a tight grip on his two lovers. 
 
Akane and Ranko turned toward each other, kissing and bringing 
their hands to each other's breasts, spreading the wetness that Ranma 
had poured on them across each other's body.  Ranma raised his legs 
so that they could rub their pussies against them, and so that they 
wouldn't slip out of the window. 
 
Akane and Ranko orgasmed at the same time, their nectar pooling 
under Ranma's ass on the desk.  Ranma continued his assault on their 
clitorises as they came down from their high.  Akane and Ranko 
signaled him to stop by bringing his hands up to their mouths and 
licking them clean of their juices.  The three then lay back on the 
desk, their legs still hanging out the window as the two girls 
snuggled against Ranma's warm body. 
 
Ranko:  "How could you even think of giving me up?" 
Ranma:  "Why did we go to the window?" 
Akane:  "I wanted to see how far you could shoot." 
Ranma:  "And..." 
Akane:  "My eyes were closed.  Because somebody was doing me 
	while I was doing him." 
Ranma:  "Well?" 
Ranko:  "My eyes were closed, too." 
 
************** 
 
Ranko:  "Isn't it ever going to stop raining?" 
 
It had rained every day since they returned from the beach, and 
Ranko, like most of the other students of Furinkan High, was stuck at 
school waiting for the rain to stop.  Ranma left early, but was 
promptly waylaid right outside the Furinkan High Gates by a gang of 
cats chasing something that suddenly included Ranma. 
 
Nabiki:  "Hey, Ranko... look who I found." 
 
Nabiki brought out unconscious Ryoga in his pig form. 
  
Nabiki:  "His stuff is in the nurse's office." 
Ranko:  "Why is he unconscious?" 
Nabiki:  "I guess I was holding him too close to certain parts of my 
	body."  [giggling]  "At least he doesn't nosebleed anymore." 
Ranko:  "Yeah... thanks Nabiki."  [hugs Ryoga] 
Nabiki:  "So when is Shampoo coming back?" 
Ranko:  "This weekend." 
Nabiki:  "And are you going to..."  [indicating Ryoga] "with her?" 
Ranko:  "We haven't talked about it yet.  I want to." 
Nabiki:  "I know... just remember you've always got us." 
Ranko:  "I know." 
 
After making sure no one was around, the two kissed gently, then 
separated.  Ranko went to the nurse's office to get Ryoga's backpack.  
Since no one was there, she jumped onto one of the beds, lying back 
and holding Ryoga above her. 
 
Ranko:  "What am I going to do with you, Ryoga?" 
Ryoga:  "Bwee?" 
Ranko:  "I mean, is it my fault I love you and Shampoo at the same 
	time?" 
 
Ranko lowered Ryoga onto the valley between her breasts and let go. 
 
Ranko:  "If you want to leave me again, then I won't stop you." 
 
Ryoga looked down at the face of the red-headed pig-tailed girl below 
him.  He had made love to her, but that was before he found out that 
she loved someone else, another woman. 
 
Ryoga slid down Ranko's shirt, eventually hitting her chin with his 
nose. 
 
Ranko:  "Yuck!  Pig-kisses just don't cut it.  Let's go home.  And I'll 
	give you your reward later tonight." 
 
************** 
 
A horse ran through the streets of Nerima.  The people scattered in 
front of it, since its rider was slumped unconscious in the saddle.  
The rider had been unconscious for some time. 
 
************** 

Ranma couldn't understand why the gang of cats had decided to chase 
him, but he wished they would stop.  His fear of them overrode any 
other thoughts he had, and if he had been able to think, he would 
have turned the other way from the cart carrying fresh fish just in 
front of him. 
 
If he had been able to notice such things, Ranma would have heard 
the shouts warning him of a runaway horse coming from the 
direction that he was running towards.  Ranma somewhat noticed the 
horse when they ran into each other, but since the horse (and its 
rider) flew backwards and landed unconscious in the street, Ranma 
was much more preoccupied by the telephone pole that was behind it. 
 
Ranma also fell unconscious to the street.  But then, so did the 
telephone pole. 
 
************** 

Ranma woke as the sun came out of the clouds.  He remembered 
leaving Furinkan High in his girl form because of the rain storm, and 
immediately after leaving the gate he noticed the gang of cats that 
chased him to wherever he was now.  The cats were no longer around 
(having continued to follow the fishmonger).  Ranma sat up and 
looked around, then noticed the unconscious man in the road.  Maybe 
he would have some answers. 
 
Ranma slapped him a couple of times. 
 
Ranma:  "Hey, you okay?  Wake up!" 
 
Sentaro Daimonji opened his eyes to a good-looking red-headed pig-
tailed girl.  Much better looking than his fiance, Miss Satsuki, who 
reminded him of a monkey (but he wasn't quite sure of that, it being 
unforgivably rude to tell your fiance that she had several more 
evolutionary steps to reach humanity). 
 
Sentaro opened his umbrella and set down a mat and his 
accouterments.  He poured a small bowl of tea for his rescuer. 
 
Sentaro:  "Profoundest thanks for saving this one's life.  This tea must 
	be my unworthy gesture of gratitude." 
Ranma:  "Huh?  I didn't do anything to be thanking me for." 
Sentaro:  "True, only prevented this lowly one's death.  I beg you 
	pathetically to taste of my gratitude." 
 
Ranma thought the guy must have landed a little too hard when he 
lost consciousness, but it would have been rude to refuse, so he took a 
sip of the tea.  Ranma found himself losing control over his muscles 
and fell to the ground. 
 
Sentaro picked the girl up in his arms and placed her on his horse.  
The spectators buzzed and whispered but made no move to stop him. 
 
Sentaro:  "Heh.  Heh.  A paralysis drug.  At last, at last, I have met a 
	woman of strength." 
Ranma:  "Whalla hell you tall alout?" 
 
************** 

Akane and Ukyo walked toward to Tendo Dojo together, both 
wearing rain gear but only Akane carrying an umbrella.  The sounds 
of a galloping horse started to get louder. 
 
Ukyo:  "Thanks, Akane.  Don't want to be late starting dinner." 
Akane:  "That's okay, Kyoko.  Um, Kyoko..." 
Ukyo:  "Yeah, Akane?" 
Akane:  "Do you think it would be all right if I came in some days 
	and helped prepare a dish or two?" 
Ukyo:  "Sure, that would be great, if you really wanted to." 
Akane:  "Thanks, Kyoko.  I knew I could count on you." 
  
Ukyo wondered why Akane would even bother to make such a 
request.  Was there something wrong with her cooking?  She would 
have to remember to ask Ranko or Ranma about it later. 
 
The sounds of the horse became even louder as it passed the two girls 
on the street.  It was a little unusual seeing a horse in Nerima, so they 
watched it go by.  Then they spotted the drugged figure lying 
unconscious across the back of the horse. 
 
Akane:  "Ranma?" 
 
Akane threw her umbrella at the horse's rider. 
 
Akane:  "Hey!  Where are you going with Ranma?" 
 
Sentaro heard the shout behind him and saw the umbrella being 
thrown.  He took out one of his tea-spoon darts and threw it, 
snapping the umbrella in mid-air.  The dart embedded itself in the 
pole next to Akane.  She looked at the dart. 
 
Akane:  "This is a tea ceremony spoon.  Who was that?" 
Ukyo:  "C'mon, Akane, we have to go after them!" 
Akane:  "No!  I'll go after them.  You have to go back home and cook 
	dinner.  That's your job." 
Ukyo:  "What about Ranma?" 
Akane:  "Don't worry about Ranma.  I'll find him.  Tell everyone not 
	to worry if we don't make it back tonight.  We'll probably 
	have to do some fighting.  That's the way these things 
	usually work out." 
Ukyo:  "Are you sure, Akane?" 
 
Akane kissed Ukyo. 
 
Akane:  "It'll be okay.  I'll see you when we get back." 
 
Akane winked at Ukyo, who remained standing in the street with a 
startled expression on her face. 
 
************** 

Sentaro had the family servants stable his horse once he reached his 
home.  Moving quickly, because the paralysis potion was due to wear 
off, he carried Ranma into one of the spare rooms.  He got out the 
family's wedding kimono. 
 
Sentaro looked around to ensure no one was watching.  He started to 
pull Ranma's wet shirt and pants off of the small, female body.  
Amazed that there was no bra and that there were boxers instead of 
panties, he couldn't resist the temptation, just to see what it felt like. 
 
Sentaro's hand moved closer to Ranma's breast, ready to take hold of 
it.  A small drop of drool escaped from his mouth.  The moment just 
before he touched Ranma's skin was interrupted when Sentaro found 
a fist in his face. 
 
Sentaro found himself knocked backward and confused.  The 
paralysis shouldn't have worn off yet.  Sentaro then looked at the 
length of bare leg in front of him, deciding to give it another try.  His 
hand moved to grab Ranma's ass. 
 
Sentaro found himself being kicked in the stomach.  He decided to 
leave Ranma alone. 
 
************** 

Ranko:  "Hi, Kyoko." 
Ukyo:  "Ranko!  Your brother just got kidnapped by some guy on a 
	horse!" 
Ranko:  "Oh.  Have you met Ryoga yet?" 
 
Ranko showed Ukyo a black pig with a yellow bandanna. 
 
Ranko:  "Isn't he so cute in his pig form?" 
Ukyo:  "Aren't you worried about Ranma?" 
Ranko:  "Nah.  If he doesn't come back by tomorrow night then I'll go 
	out and look for him.  That's the way we've always done it.  
	C'mon, lets go home." 
Ukyo:  "But Ranma..." 
Ranko:  "Don't worry about him.  He can take care of himself.  Now, 
	c'mon." 
 
Ranko took hold of Ukyo's arm and started to lead her away. 
 
Ranko:  "Hey, Kyoko!  You want to see my boyfriend's cock?" 
Ukyo:  "Eeek!" 
 
Ryoga squirmed in Ranko's grasp, but to no avail. 
 
Ranko:  "Don't be afraid to look.  Anyway, its bigger when he's a guy, 
	and much bigger when its ready." 
Ukyo:  "Ranko!" 
 
************** 

A leaf landed on Ranma's face, tickling his nose.  He sneezed. 
 
Ranma looked around and noticed that he was stripped down to his 
boxers.  To one side was his clothes, laid out to dry, and a wedding 
kimono hanging off in a corner on a rack.  Sentaro opened the sliding 
door. 
 
Sentaro:  "Ah.  You have awakened.  I beg forgiveness for my 
	execrable rudeness." 
 
Ranma kicked him in the face. 
 
Ranma:  "Who do you think you are?  I'm gone." 
 
Ranma quickly dressed and started to look for an exit.  Sentaro hung 
onto Ranma's clothes as he was dragged along the ground. 
 
Sentaro:  "Please!  I grovel!  Hear me out!" 
 
An old woman with a bamboo whisk and tea bowl suddenly appeared 
in front of a startled Ranma. 
 
Old Woman:  "Sentaro!  Have you kidnapped another girl again?" 
Sentaro:  "Grandmother!  She's not just another girl!  This is the girl 
	I will marry!" 
Ranma:  "What do you think you're talking about?" 
 
Ranma hit Sentaro off into the distance.  The old woman glided 
across the floor in her sitting position. 
 
Old Woman:  "Now, it wasn't nice to do that to our only heir." 
 
Ranma found his body flipping through the air, finally landing on his 
back.  The old woman then hit him with a tea ceremony ladle. 
  
Old woman:  "Daimonji School of Martial Arts Striptease Tea 
	Ceremony.  The Napkin Strike." 
Ranma:  "Martial Arts Striptease Tea Ceremony?" 
Sentaro:  "Yes." 
 
Sentaro led Ranma to one of the tea ceremony rooms.  Ranma noticed 
that in addition to the sunken alcove for the tea-pot and its burner, 
there was a aluminum bar that stretched to the ceiling, as well as 
lights and speakers. 
 
Sentaro:  "I am the sole son and heir to the Daimonji School of 
	Martial Arts Striptease Tea Ceremony.  Now an 
	arrangement has been made to wed this worthless soul to 
	another that a future heir might be born.  Alas... the woman 
	chosen I cannot bring my lowly heart to like." 
 
Ranma didn't feel any pity, but he did think Sentaro was a bit 
pathetic. 
 
Sentaro:  "In order to nullify this arrangement I must find a woman 
	who can defeat my betrothed in a Martial Arts Striptease 
	Tea Ceremony." 
Ranma:  "Count me out of it!" 
Old Woman:  "Ho. Ho. Ho.  Do you think a weakling like this could 
	possibly win a contest so demanding?" 
Ranma:  "Listen, you old bat.  I, Ranma Saotome, have never lost any 
	Martial Arts Anything Contest!" 
Old Woman:  "As you wish.  And if you win, you have my 
	permission to marry Sentaro." 
Ranma:  "Mmuh..." 
Sentaro:  "Oh, thank you!  Thank you so much!" 
 
Sentaro could already imagine taking hold of those breasts that were 
denied him earlier.  He hugged Ranma, who hit him into the floor. 
 
************** 

Sentaro:  "Please have a seat, Ranma.  I will educate you in the 
	Martial Arts Striptease Tea Ceremony." 
 
Ranma touched the water in the pot.  It was just hot enough to trigger 
the change. 
 
Sentaro:  "After you win this match, you will be my noble bride.  You 
	will be far more beautiful than my lowly self deserves." 
 
Ranma dumped the hot water over himself, changing him back to his 
male form. 
 
Ranma:  "And what if I don't fit the gown anymore?" 
Sentaro:  "Gyeeeeee?" 
 
Sentaro started to cry. 
 
Ranma:  "Oh, knock it off!" 
Sentaro:  "I thought I'd finally found the woman to rescue me from 
	my deserved but horrid fate." 
Ranma:  "Just give up and marry the girl." 
Sentaro:  "Only a man who does not know Satsuki could lacerate me 
	with such cruel words!" 
Ranma:  "Satsuki?" 
 
The sounds of a fight drifted in from outside. 
 
Akane:  "Ranma!  I know you're here somewhere!" 
Ranma:  "Akane!" 
Sentaro:  "This tea-ceremony spoon!  The one I carelessly dropped!" 
Akane:  "Carelessly dropped?" 
Sentaro:  "You came all this way to return it to me?  You have my 
	gratitude!" 
 
Sentaro made to hug Akane.  Akane punched him under the chin 
while Ranma kicked the back of his head. 
 
************** 

Akane:  "You want me to take Ranma's place in the Martial Arts 
	Striptease Tea Ceremony?" 
Sentaro:  "Since this is to nullify my engagement, you wouldn't even 
	have to take off any of your clothes.  The art of striptease is 
	given up in favor of a simple contest of beating each other 
	up." 
Akane:  "Well... I do have some experience with the tea ceremony." 
Ranma:  "Do tell." 
Sentaro:  "Yes, please tell me all about it." 
Ranma:  "You don't mean you believe her." 
Akane:  "Shut up, Ranma!  It so happens that Kasumi taught me 
	when I was little." 
Ranma:  "So lets see you do it." 
 
Sentaro watched as Akane spooned the tea into the bowl.  The tea 
powder expanded into a small cloud while the tea jar fell onto the 
floor.  Akane ladled the hot water into the bowl, overflowing the 
sides with its impact.  Akane then whisked the tea into the hot water, 
again causing the water to spill over the sides. Akane yelled in 
frustration. 
 
Ranma:  "She's good, huh?" 
Sentaro:  "But she's just so... cute." 
Ranma:  "Back off, pal.  She's my wife!" 
Sentaro:  "Your wife.  Oh." 
 
A plan started to form in Sentaro's mind.  Ranma still seemed willing 
to fight for him in breaking the engagement.  And if he should just 
happen to die... 
 
**************