Fu_kun sat at his computer, bemoaning the fact that when he finally gets
the courage to post, the list goes on the blink.
Suddenly, "Pu pu  PU!"

"What is it Mokona-san, why are you so upset?"  "PU  PU PU pu!"  "Oh,
you've just watched EVA again, you know that always makes you
depressed."

"PU pu Pu pU!"  "What do you mean Mokona-san, how did I scr, uh, mess up
my post to the FFML."

"PU PU PU!  pU PU!"  "Oh LCL, not THC, do you think anyone noticed?"

"Puuuuuuuuu...", says Mokona, as his light begins to shine, and a large,
floating mallet materializes in the room.

"No Sir!, not the Dimensional Ham..." <<<<<<<<BONK>>>>>>>>

"PU"

--
  Fu-kun
WHAT IF....Fu-chan fell into a nanniichuan?!?

"Mokona-san, please, don't invite Ryo-Oki over for awhile.
It took me a week to clean up after Ryoko last time."