Hey how's it goin'.  For all the other students out there, I hope finals
went well for ya.  Okay here's what's up.  Cobbled here from several
different e-mails are ideas and rewritten songs for "The Ranma Horror
Picture Show," (no longer just B-L!) being worked on by Robert
Hadley(PMasters) and myself.  What we'd like is some C&C on what we've
written so far and some help to finalize our cast list.  We feel it
should be mostly Ranma chars, but we're open to include TM and maybe
Project A-ko chars too, to preserve the comic atmospheres of the series
and the real RHPS.  So far, the only castings I'm definite on are
Rocky Horror - Ranma
Brad Majors - Mousse
Janet Weiss - Shampoo
Eddie -  Ryouga
 
now for some other suggestions


 from karmin.stjean@the-spa.com

Now, if you were use the TM! Cast instead of Ranma... 
Columbia        = Sasami
Riff Raff       = Washuu (okay, so I switched gnders, she stil fits)
Magenta         = Ryoko
Frank N' Furter = Kagato
Dr. Scott       = Dr. Clay
Criminogist     = Operative A

>From PMasters:

Personally, I think Ranma should be the Rocky Horror, I don't know why >exactly, but I can see him in this part. Mousse would make a good Brad >Majors, and Shampoo to be Janet Weiss (Susan Sarandon was said to have >the best breasts in Hollywood, and Shampoo definately is a contender for >best in anime, ne?).
Gosunkugi for Riff Raff, Ranma's girl half (who would be a person in
herself, a "Ranko" if you will) for Columbia.  Akane for Magenta (or
Kodachi, both could fit well).  Kuno would have to be Frank (I would get a big kick out of seeing him in drag anyway :).  Tofu for Dr. Scott
(this is a long shot, let him keep the accent).  Keep Charles Gray as
the Narrator, because he is telling the story from an outside point of
view (and his voice rules!).  

Japanimation Double Feature
By:  Phillip Masters
Ryoga would kill Ranma if he could still find his way to Nerima, Japan.
And Biiko was there in full armed battle gear, Shinji pilots an
Evangelion!  Then the final note was sung, for Ling Ling and Lung Lung,
they went where all    the cameo's ran!  Then at a deadly pace, Neos
Gold conquered space, and this is what otaku's demand!  Japanimation
(oo, oo, oo) Double Feature.  Washuu, will test a creature.  See Lina
cave, Dragon Sla...  and Keiichi stars in, Ah My Goddess!  Wha ha ha oh
oh, at the Japanimation Double Feature Picture Show!

Time Warp!  Here is what I have so far.
Cross over
It's astounding.  My thoughts are mixing.  Maddness takes control.  But
I write on forcefully.  (He makes characters stronger).  Look out, I'm
on a roll!  I dismember, intricate plot lines, thinking of ways to >bend, those worlds within me.  And the fans would be calling, let's >write a cross over again!  You just think of a catch, no one's done >before.
Just a creative trip, and you write all night!  As the ideas flow,
bringing pleasure and pain!  Let's write a cross over again!  Let's
write a cross over again!

>From Yours Truly

Okay, here's my verse to to "Science Fiction Double Feature"
plus some preliminary ideas for "There's a Light," and "Hot Patootie -
Bless My Soul."

"BGC would be dreary, except for Priss Asagiri,
WHile Nene runs for the hills
And it really makes my day, 
to see Sylia Stingray
fight a boomer that spits lazer and kills

Rally Vincent hates Gray, so she blew him away
Just like the Lovely Angels
But if D doesn't die, said Count Magnus Lee to his bride,
I'm gonna give ya, some terrible thrills, 
Like A...

Japanimation (whooh ooh ooh) Double Feature
Dr. Washuu, will test a creature
See Invid fighting, (Brad and Janet?)
While Gatchaman stars in "Battle of the Planets"

Whoah oh ah oh,
At the subtitled, double feature, picture show
I wanna go, whoah oh ah oh
to the Anime, Double Feature, Picture show,
by Animeigo
whoah oh ah oh
to the Anime, Double Feature, Picture show
Project A-Ko, whoah oh ah oh.
To the Japanimation...Double Feature, picture show...."

"There's a Light"  (version 1)
"At the Nekohanten, in the darkest night, 
Burning bright, there's a guiding star"
No matter what or how cursed, you are....
                (alternate lyrics:  "how lost you are" with a Ryouga cameo in the text)

"There's a light, Over at the Jusenkyou place"


"Hot Patootie" (keep in mind that this is Ryouga singing)
What ever happened to martial arts fights?  You beat up Kuno and you
felt alright.  Everything was great until that cursed spring, came into
my life, Now I turn into a swine,

I used to fight with Mousse and Cologne, and I had fun in a tassle with
that wuss Kuno,  my chi blasts were blazing and don't you know, with
Akane in the back seat I really had a good time

Chorus
"Bakusai - Tenketsu oh!(find a move that fits the rhyme!) I really love
that anything goes!"  Bakusai tenkentsu oh!  I really love that anything
goes!

:).  Fun:  That's what writing's all about isn't it?  And let me tell
ya, this one is FUN!
-- 
Chris DiNote, aka Dino
SMD Publications Inc.,
....and from the introduction to The Grace of Great Things:   
     "Creativity is dangerous.  We cannot open ourselves to 
      new insight without endangering the security of our 
      prior assumptions.  We cannot propose new ideas without 
      risking disapproval and rejection.  Creative 
      achievement is the boldest initiative of mind, an 
      adventure that takes its hero simultaneously to the rim 
      of knowledge and the limits of propriety.  Its pleasure 
      is not the comfort of the safe harbor, but the thrill 
      of the reaching sail."

"All other writers be sure to be taking lessons...
Start talkin' trash and I come with my Smith and Wesson" 
(by "Sublime";  sorta)