Teaser #2

(Open on the author, sitting in a MTV director's chair.)

Author: Right. In preparation for the upcoming release of the 
Nameless Sequel, it was decided that we'd get a major 
contemporary band to do a music video fic, much like the ones 
pioneered by Mr. Gaffney and Mr. RpM.

(A man in black leather enters from offstage.)

Musician: (cheerfully) The lads are almost done with tea, sah. 
Lovely little biscuits the commisary blokes laid out. Me mum used 
to bring me those kind when I was sick, them and a blankie.

Author: Glad you liked them, Geoffrey.

Musician: Oh, quite. Well, better begin, I suppose... naptime for me 
in half an hour.

Author: (dubiously) Indeed. Carry on.

(The text moves to the neat split-screen bit pioneered by Gaffney 
and RpM. God bless 'em. Don't sue.)

Band:
   AAAARGHFGHDS KILL HGDE KYDFJB        (We see Ranma eating 
   MASSACRE HGER RIP SMASH JHTRE         lunch with Ukyo and 
   GHJTECH INTESTINE HGDE SEWER GACK     Akane. They are smiling
   VLAGGGGGG ABUSE FILTH ARMGGGGGH       and laughing.)

   DEATH DHTEW SPEW VERMIN MAIM        (Kasumi is washing dishes 
   HGEWSB EXCREMENT HGE GENOCIDE        and occasionally glancing 
   HAMSTRING GHEWD BLOOD JHEGJUY        at an open cookbook for 
   CHAINSAW GFENB DESPAIR FNORD         pork stirfry.)

   SATAN GRARPH BILE VACKEF           (Shampoo and Kodachi are seen 
   ANTHRAX GHR DEMON PAIN              playing Mah-Jongg. They seem to
   SLOOT EXPLODE GAG OOP ACK           be about evenly matched. As they
   VOMIT KILL BURN STAB GARGH          play they chat pleasantly.)

   GUILLOTINE STRANGLE DECAPITATE     (We see Mousse at

Author: (interrupting) That's a wrap! Um. Bye guys, thanks for the 
gig, don't come back, you'll never work in this town again.

Musician: (happily) Right ho! C'mon lads, I have to pick Brian and 
little Wendy up from kindergarten.

Author: (sickly smile) Gosh, wasn't that moving? Just like Gaffney 
and RpM. Yeah. Um. Just read the damn fic, okay?

THE COMPLETE, FINALLY FINISHED NAMELESS SEQUEL. COMING SOON 
TO AN ML NEAR YOU. SOUNDTRACK AVAILABLE ON CASSETTE AND 
CD AT MOST FINE MUSIC RETAIL OUTLETS.