Hi all,

Flashman here.

I've got a story that may cheer up all of you that have been moaning 
since "Paint It Black"

Here it comes....

					ANIMANIACS:
				     FOR THE LOVE
				     OF THE MOON!

	Greetings mortals!  I, the Flashman have concocted this, a story I 
hope is a real side-splitter.  The reason I wrote this is because of 
a story I saw on the internet a while ago called, "Sailor Toon" which 
was a crossover between the Animaniacs and little old Dumpling Head.

	Unfortunately, due to technical problems I was unable to access the 
story and so I thought, "Heck, I can probably do just as good as that 
one." To tell me if I succeeded send E-Mail to MXJK67C@Prodigy.com.

	Disclaimers: Animaniacs is the property of Warner Bros. while Sailor 
Moon is the property of Naoko Takeuchi.
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(Opening scene: A park in Tokyo.  USAGI and MAMORU are highlighted by 
the setting sun.)

Usagi: Mamo-chan....

Mamoru: Usagi... you don't understand, we can't be together anymore.

(Mamoru runs off leaving Usagi to start sobbing softly.  The camera 
pans left to show MINAKO, spying on them, also crying.)

Minako:(Thinking) Usagi... if only there was some way I could help 
you.

Makoto's voice: HEY MINAKO!

(Minako is brought back to the present and is sitting in MAKOTO's 
apartment.  On her left, reading a newspaper, is AMI.)

Minako: Huh?

Makoto:(Calling from the kitchen) Dinner's going to be ready in a few 
minutes, have Usagi and Rei arrived yet?

Minako: Afraid not.  Rei's on her way and I haven't seen Usagi since 
this afternoon. (Aside) While watching her in the park.
 
(Minako catches a glimpse of something on the paper and quickly 
snatches it from Ami's hands.  It takes Ami a second to realize that 
her paper has been pilfered.)

Ami: Minako... what are you doing?

Minako:(Muttering) I know I saw it, where is it, AHA!

(Makoto has entered the room and she looks as Minako reaches for the 
phone just as REI walks in.)

Rei: Hi.  What's going on?

Minako:(Dialing frantically)Can't talk now. (Thrusts the 
advertisement in Rei's face) Here, read this.

Advertisement: Do you know people who had a relationship that ended 
but when their apart they still act as if they love each other?  Do 
you ever wish you could do something about it?  If your answers are 
"yes" call us at Reconcilers 'R Us.  Our helpful staff will help... 
but it'll cost 'ya.

Rei: Why would any of us need THIS unless.....(Insight slowly dawns 
on her) Ooooh no.  I thought we said we wouldn't get involved in 
trying to patch things up between Usagi and Mamoru.

Minako: YOU said that.  I on the other hand, never made any such 
promise.

Ami: Are you sure we should be doing such things?  I mean, we could 
just end up making things worse.

Minako:(Who has been talking on the phone during Ami's words.) Ok 
then.  I'm paying by credit card.  Yes, as soon as possible.   (Hangs 
up.)

(No sooner has the phone hit the cradle, the doorbell rings.)

Makoto: I never knew I had a doorbell. (She opens the door.)

(A large crate with the logo "Reconcilers 'R Us" and legs walks in.  
The crate is set down to revel RALPH, a VERY overweight bald man with 
a perminate five o clock shadow.  He wipes the sweat off his brow.)

Ralph: Duh, here's is the order for Miss. Minako.

Minako: That's me.

Ralph:(Hands her a pen and paper) Signs here please.

Minako:(Writes her signature) Sure.  What is this stuff?  Equipment 
the staff uses?

Ralph: Duh, no. Dis heres is yours staff.

Minako:(Looks at Ralph as if he's grown another head) Oooookay then. 
(Hands the paper to Ralph.) Here you go.

Ralph:(Backing out slowly) Your welcomes.  Could yous please waits 
until I leaves before opening the box.  Thanks. (Runs out of the 
apartment.)

(The four women look at the box curiously.  Makoto leaves and comes 
back with a crowbar.  She starts to pry the lid off when it pops off 
on its own and jumping out are....)

Warners: HELOOOOO NURSE!

(The WARNER BROTHERS, YAKKO, {the one dressed in brown baggy pants} 
WAKKO {the one in the blue shirt and red baseball cap}  and the 
WARNER SISTER DOT {with her little pink dress and flower on her head}.
  They land on the floor on their feet and start dancing as a short 
song number comes up.)

Warners:(Singing)
Has your heart been broke an awful lot?
We'll make sure the guy or gal you want is caught!

Yakko&Wakko:
'Cause we're the Reconcilers Yakko, Wakko.....

Dot:
And their sister Dot!

(End of song.  The Warners still have not seen the girls yet and the 
girls are still too stunned to say anything.)

Wakko: What?  No applause?

(The Warners turn and see the girls.  Of course Yakko and Wakko's 
eyes become little pink hearts and Yakko jumps into Makoto's arms, 
while Wakko does the same with Ami.)

Yakko&Wakko: HELOOOOO NURSES! (Promptly plant kisses on the girls 
cheeks.)

Dot:(Shrugs) Boys, go fig.

Minako:(In shock) YOUR the "helpful staff"?!?!

Yakko:(Still in poor Mako's arms) Yep.

Minako: I KNEW the price was too good to be true.

Yakko: Well, you get what you pay for.

Minako: I want my money back.

Yakko: Sorry, like it says in the ad, "no refunds".

Minako: Where does it say that?

(Yakko jumps out of Makoto's arms and picks up the paper.  He points 
to the ad.)

Yakko: Right THERE.

(The camera zooms in on the ad and then the magnification is 
increased 5,000 times to revel in still very small print, "No refunds.
")

Ami:(Looking at Wakko) Ummmm.  Do you mind?

Wakko:(Throwing his arms around Ami's neck) Not at all.

Dot:(Popping up behind Ami) Let me handle this.

(Dot picks up Makoto's crowbar and starts to try to pry Wakko off.  
When this fails, Dot resorts to the tride and true method of bonking 
Wakko upside the head with it.  A large lump forms on Wakkos head, 
his hat popping up several inches along with his skin and he falls to 
the ground.)

Ami: Errrr.  Thanks.

Dot: Don't mention it.

(Meanwhile, Yakko and Minako are still squabbling.  It might have 
just remained that way but now Rei has to throw her two cents in.)

Rei: Excuse me kids, but we don't need your services.

Yakko: Sorry but this is our job.

Rei: Listen, I said,(said very slowly and menacingly) we... don't... 
need... your... help.

Yakko: But......

Rei:(Yelling with enough force to send Yakkos ears flapping in the 
breeze) I SAID WE DON'T NEED YOU!  CAN'T YOU GET THAT THROUGH YOUR 
THICK SKULL!!!!

Yakko:(Aside to Wakko and Dot) Look, it's todays "Special Friend".

(The discussion might have continued except for the fact that Usagi 
chooses this moment to walk in the door.  The other girls immediately 
stop talking with the Warners and turn to Usagi with big, phoney 
grins on their faces.)

Usagi:(Seemingly a bit depressed) Hi everybody.  Sorry I'm..... 
(Stops as she sees the Warners.  Her eyes perk up) Oh look at the 
cute puppies!

Warners: We're not puppies.

Usagi: Kitties?

Warners: We're not kitties.

Usagi: Monkies?

Wakko: Nope.

Usagi: Kangaroos?

Yakko: Uh uh.

Usagi: Really small mimes?

Dot:(Warningly) Don't go there.

Usagi: Well your still cute.

(The Warners jump on Usagi.  Dot with her arms around Usagis waist.  
Yakko clinging to her neck and Wakko sitting on her shoulders.)

Warners: We LIKE you.

Ami: Still, what ARE you?

Yakko&Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers.

Dot: AND the Warner Sister.

Yakko: I'm Yakko.

Wakko: I'm Wakko.

Dot: And I'm..... (runs over to Rei) infested with fleas.

(A small black cloud of fleas flies off of Dot and lands on Rei.  
Naturally, Rei falls to the ground scratching like a mad woman.  
Usagi tries to {and fails to} contain a chuckle.)

Rei:(angrily, while still scratching) Yuck it up Dumpling Head.

Wakko:(Drooling at the mention of food) Those things on your head are 
DUMPLINGS?

(Before anyone can stop him, Wakko sinks his teeth in and bites off 
the right ball on Usagis head.  He chews, swallows the ball and 
slurps up the pony tail like a strand of spaggeti.  He burps and gets 
a strange look on his face.)

Wakko: EEEEWWWW!  That was HAIR!

(Usagi is going into shock.  She reaches up a hand and fingers where 
the bun used to be.  Tears fill her eyes and she looks about ready to 
do one of her famous bawls.)

All: Uh oh!

(Usagi opens her mouth, closes her eyes, wails up a storm and cries 
an oceans worth of tears.  Wakko falls off her shoulders and Yakko 
quickly sticks a gigantic glass bottle in Usagis mouth.  Usagi 
continues to cry but no sound comes out.  Finally, her chest heaves 
several times and stops.)

Dot: All done?

(Usagi nods.  Yakko pulls out the bottle and corks it.  He, Wakko and 
Dot hoist the bottle over their heads.)

Yakko: 'Scuse us.  We'll be right back.

(The Warners run out the apartment in a cloud of dust and we follow 
the cloud from a birds eye view to a mountain range.  Near the 
mountains we see the Warners are now dressed in yellow contamination 
suits and Yakko is slowly approaching the bottle with a cork screw.  
The only sound is the air being filtered through the suits as Yakko 
slowly pulls the cork out and as soon as it's out.....)

Usagi's voice:(Amplified by the power of twenty 
thousand)BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(The force of the cry shakes the ground and floors the Warners.  The 
shout just seems to gain in intensity until a large explosion happens,
 which looks suspiciously like stock footage of an atom bomb test.  
When the smoke clears we see the Warners back in their regular garb 
and except for a few scorch marks seem fine.  The area the mountain 
range was however, is now as smooth as glass.)

Yakko: Whoa!  There is definatly military potential for that.

(Back at the apartment, three of the five women are staring at the 
door.  Rei is still rolling on the ground scratching and Usagi is 
pouting over the loss of her bun and ponytail.)

Ami: Are they gone?

Warners:(Popping up from behind the women) We're baaaaack!

(Ami, Minako and Makoto jump.  Rei and Usagi don't react because of 
the above mentioned reasons.  Wakko humbly walks up to Usagi.)

Wakko: Sorry about your head.  Don't worry, (pulls out a HUGE pair of 
scissors) I'll fix it.

(Wakko slowly approaches Usagi and she backs away nervously.  Yakko 
sticks a hand in front of Wakko.)

Yakko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH..... I think you've done enough bro.  Let's 
have a professional handle this. (Calling out the door)  HEY MR. LE 
BOO!

(In through the door walks CHICKEN BOO, dressed in a barbers overcoat 
with a black comb in the breast pocket and a really dippy black wig 
on his head.)

Yakko: This is Mr. Le Boo.  The best hair dresser in the world.

(The Warners pull out a barbers chair and plop Usagi into it.  
Chicken Boo struts over to her and pulls out a bottle of shampoo. 
{Although how he does it with his wings is a mystery to me too.}  He 
splatters the shampoo over Usagis head and rubs it in hard.  Soon the 
bubbles reach such a mass that they cover the camera.  When the suds 
fade away we see Usagi standing with her hair restored to its normal 
form, completely intact.  Chicken Boo walks out the door.)

Usagi:(Happily) He's incredible.

Makoto: He's amazing.

Minako: He's spectacular.

Rei:(Still scratching) He's a chicken I tell you, a giant chicken!

(There is a scratching sound at the window and Minako looks and sees 
LUNA and ARTIMIS.  She opens the window and lets them in.)

Luna: Hello girls, I know that you wanted this night just to hang out 
but the two of us got a strange feeling and... (She sees the 
Warners)

Artimis:(Sarcastically) Well, that explains it.

(Dot sees the cats and looks at them.)

Dot: These your pets?

Minako: Yep.  (Indicating them in turn.) This is Luna and this is 
Artimis.

Dot: Their nice but my pet's better.  Wanna see?

(Dot pulls out THAT little white box and slowly peels back the lid.  
This time a three headed golden dragon pops out, roars, scares the 
living daylights out of everybody and zips back in.  Dot puts the lid 
back on the box and puts it away.  This is the last straw for Rei.)

Rei: AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!  THAT DOES IT!  MARS STAR 
POWER!  MAKE UP! (Rei transforms into Sailor Mars)  FIRE SOUL!

(A fireball comes out of her fingers and burns away the cloud of 
fleas.  She turns towards the Warners, a murderous look on her face.
)

Dot:(Snatches Mars's transformation pen away) Hey.  Let me try.

Mars: HEY!

Dot: CUTINESS POWER!  MAKE UP!

(Dot does a transformation sequence where little yellow flowers wrap 
around her and when they fade away, she is in an exact replica of 
Sailor Moons costume.  In the background is Wakko dressed exactly 
like Tuxedo Kamen.)

Dot:(Posing cutely) What do you think?  Do I look cuter then her or 
what?

(Mars is just standing there with her big mouth hanging open, while 
the others {even Luna and Artimis} are rolling on the floor and 
roaring with laughter.)

Luna:(Whispers to Artimis in between chuckles) I... don't... think... 
their... evil.

Artimis:(Whispers back) Yeah... but they are weird.

Yakko: While we've enjoyed this evening so far we must really get 
down to buis..... (Minako muffles Yakko with her hand.)

Minako:(In a hushed whisper) Shhhh... we'll talk later.

Yakko: But....

Minako:(Still whispering) LATER!

(Usagi looks at them knowing something is up but not knowing what, 
she decides to let it drop.)

Makoto:(Calling out from the kitchen) Dinner is served.

Dot: Set three extra places.

Warners: We're coming over for dinner!

Makoto:(Sighs) Okay, just as long as you don't eat as much as Usagi.

Usagi: HEY!

(Later... Everyone except for Minako, the Warners and {because it's 
HER apartment} Makoto has left.)

Makoto:(Grumbling while washing dishes) I didn't mean that they 
should eat MORE then Usagi.

Minako: So why are you three doing this "Reconciling" stuff anyway?

Wakko: 'Cause we're a bunch of softies.  See?

(Wakko grabs Minakos hand and presses it to his chest where it sinks 
in several inches before she pulls it away.)

Minako:(Shaking her finger) EEEEWWWWWWW!

Yakko: While this IS absolutely mindless.  Ahhhhhhhh.... I think we 
better get back to business.

Minako: Okay then, your targets are Usagi Tsukino and Mamoru Chiba.

(Minako gets a "Nabiki Tendo Unnerving Grin"(tm) on her face.  Fade 
out.)

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK