"What's wrong Saber? You seem to be a bit off your game today...." Slade 
said as he swung his improved lance again at Saber, missing, the weaker 
of the two teknomen, charged again, growling in fraustration at his 
appearant disadavantage. Their weapons clanged once more and continued 
to do so, but as time lingered on, Saber found his strength going down. 

	As they charged at each other, they heard another cry, "WHERE IS 
FURINKEN HIGH SCHOOL?" They both turned SD, turned and saw a boy in 
green and yellow, black and yellow bandanna, and backpack with bamboo 
umbrella. Which just comes to show you that when Ryoga gets lost, he 
REALLY gets lost. 

	Saber then began to cry and collapsed to his knees, "That can't be 
happeneing. THAT CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! WHY CAN'T WE JUST DO ONE SCENE 
WITHOUT GETTTING INTERRUPTED BY THESE BONEHEADS WHO CAN'T EVEN FIND 
THEIR OWN SETS!!" 

	Slade looked to Ryoga, his eyes beginning to glow red "Ryoga, please 
leave." He whispered, with a homocidal undertone. That look convinced 
the lost boy to just do that, considering that Slade was larger, faster, 
and more powerful than Ryoga would ever hope to be. As he ran off, a 
psychiatrist was brought on camera to help Saber get his wits together. 

{BEEP}



	Meanwhile, at the edge of the Solar System, a gravity well formed out 
of nowhwere. Ice that had been removed from the planet Pluto, was sucked 
into the middle of the growing vortex, into nothing. The black hole-like 
gate continued to grow and grow, and just as it was about to reach the 
point where it would explode, it faultered and dissapated. The only 
thing left in the gate's wake was a single figure. It floated to the 
surface of the planet and stared off into the distance, where the sun 
and other planets were. 

	Only to fall on it's face on account of the slippery ice. The director 
yelled "cut" as she got up and got ready to do it again.

{BEEP}

	As they entered into their master's resting chamber, Darkon's voice 
shook the whole room as Saber stepping through the archway.

	"SABER! WHY IS IT THAT AFTER ALL THE VICTORIES YOU HAVE GIVEN ME, YOU 
HAVE FAILED ME NOW!?" 

	Both Saber and Sword were on the ground shaking. It looked like Darkon 
had watched "The Wizard of Oz" a few times too many and had turned up 
the volume of his speakers to max. 

	He looked to his underlings in SD Form (Sweat drop included) and 
whispered in a normal volumed tone.

	Darkon: Uh, are you two ok?

{BEEP}


"Thank you master. Now concerning the traitors. I have a plan," Sword 
continued as the other two listened to her, but was interrupted when Axe 
came running through the wall with a piece of pizza in his hand. 

"Pizza's here!" and ran back out. All of them hungry, Darkon removed 
himself from the gooey cords and floated out. While Sword and Saber ran 
behind him, just as hungry as their master was. 

	In the main chamber, all the Darkon teknomen were enjoying pizza, while 
Lance was speaking to a two foot cat in a white samurai suit. 

	"Ok, that'll be $34.65."

	Reaching into Lance's armor pocket, he gave the cat his money and 
received his change. "Here you go. And thanks Speedy."

	"Don't mention it, you guys just know who to call when you're hungry." 
With that, the cat walked out of the room and onto other deliveries. 

Within minutes, all the teknomen were happily munching on meat lovers, 
supreme, extra cheese, and veggie style pizzas. One type of pizza for 
each teknoman. The director, who was off-stage, was trying to get things 
in order, but decided not to. They could redo that scene after these 
people were done eating. 

{BEEP}


{We fade back into Chibi-saber's room as Warhammer reads it to his 
companion.}

Warhammer: Even though they met with much tribulation, the shooting 
continued until the day's task was done.

{He looks over to see Chibi-saber, dreaming dreams of destruction, 
mayhem, and bad jokes.}

Warhammer: Aww, he's so cute when he sleeps. 

{Pats the little teknoman on the head gently and walks out and closes 
the door slow enough as to not make a sound. He looks to you to give all 
the legal stuff, whispering as to not waken the sleeping chibi-saber.}

Warhammer: Just to make sure, Ryoga and Azuza both belong to 
Takahashi-sama and Ms. Moon and Mr. Chiba belong to Takeuchi-sama, 
Teknoman and the Pizza Cats belongs to UPN and whoever owns it overseas. 
Crow T Robot belongs to Joel Hodgson and Best Brains Inc.  Finally, the 
Wizard of Oz belongs to MGM. 

 And yes, the Kat I referred to is my younger sister, Kat Clark. I know, 
annoying her is not nice, but it's all in good fun. Plus, if you get a 
chance, read some of her fanfics, like Fatal Fury: New Revelations, her 
original story, Damn Fox, and an upcoming nameless series. 
	
Send all E-mail, did you love it, hate it, tell me, I'd like to know. At 
TeknoPlus@hotmail.com.
	
(A blur of black, brown and blue suddenly whizzes by and whacks 
chibi-saber upside the head. Enter Kat, infamous frightening fanfic 
writer and little sister to Christian. She looks down at the growling 
chibi-saber smugly.)

Kat: Ha! You think you can annoy me, little one? (tries to sound 
intimitading, but fails.)

Chibi-saber: (glares at her with half-lidded eyes.) You bet, runt!

Kat: Oh yeah?! (wiggles fingers menacingly at him)

Chibi-saber: Yeah!! (crouches low to attack) You're no threat to me!

Kat: (sweatdrop) uh...waittaminute! You can't attack me! I'm a fanfic 
writer!!

Chibi-saber: (smiles evilly) Try me.

Kat:: O-oh yeah?? W-well...

Chibi-saber: (pulls out his big scary lookin' lance) Finally!! I get to 
kill somebody!!

Kat: (backs up a few steps) um...w-well...

Chibi-saber: What?! (attacks. Kat dodges, just barely, and lands 
unceremoniously on her rear end.)

Kat: (stands up and points a finger at him) ha HA! I've got it now!!

Chibi-saber: (prepares for another attack) what now, little girl?

Kat: I'll write you in a shounen ai/yaoi fanfic!!! 

(Chibi-saber screams and runs away, arms upraised. Kat begins to laugh 
maniacally)

Kat: Ha HA! Nobody messes with me!!! 

{Warhammer looks on with wide eyes and a large sweatdrop.}

Warhammer: She wrote this part. I swear. 

The End.


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