Hi all,
Here's part 2 of my silly little crossover.
NOW BACK TO OUR SHOW!
ANIMANIACS:
FOR THE LOVE
OF THE MOON!
part 2
(It is the next day on a street corner in Tokyo. Usagi and Dot walk
down the street. They stop.)
Dot: Could you wait here please?
Usagi:(Confused) Why?
Dot: Actually... (moves Usagi several paces to the right) Could you
wait right here?
Usagi:(Still confused but willing to humor her new friend) Okay.
Dot: Your a precious darling, really you are. Now don't move an inch.
(Dot races off. Our view pans right until we see a blue van, inside
which is Yakko and Dot quickly gets on board. The inside of the van
looks like something out of an old spy movie. The Mission:
Impossible theme starts to play.)
Yakko: Is she in place?
Dot: Yep.
Yakko: And Wakko?
Dot: He's ready. Operation: Get Together is go.
(MI theme fades out. Meanwhile, Usagi is standing still and a few
seconds later Mamoru comes around the corner. The word "YIPE" is
written all over his face when he sees Usagi.)
Mamoru:(Fidgeting) Ummm... hi... Usagi... fancy... meeting you here.
Usagi:(Sadly) Hello Mamo-ch.... (gets sadder) I mean Mamoru.
(As the two of them stare at their shoes, we pan up and behind Mamoru
to see Wakko, wearing a pair of cupid wings, flying down at them.
"The Flight Of The Valkares" begins to play. Wakko pulls out a bow
and arrow and written on the arrow, which has a heart shaped point,
are the words "True Love Revieler Arrow". Meanwhile, Dot looks out
of the van and gets a look at Mamoru. Of course, HER eyes turn to
hearts but before she can jump out and glomp onto him, Yakko grabs
her and pulls her back inside.)
Dot:(Screaming her head off) NO! LET ME GO! HE IS THE DREAMIEST GUY
I'VE EVER SEEN! LET ME GO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
Yakko:(Thinking) I've got to snap her out of it. (Aloud) Dot, listen
to me. Mel Gibson is becoming a priest.
Dot:(Stiffens) NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY MEL!!!!
(Dot snaps out of her hormone induced rage and turns to Yakko.)
Yakko: You okay now?
Dot: Yeah. Thanks, I needed that.
Yakko: No problem.
(Back outside, Wakko is diving closer and closer. He pulls back the
string of the bow, aims the arrows point at Mamorus back and fires.
Suddenly, Usagi drops a pencil and reaches down to retreave it.
Mamoru also bends down.)
Mamoru: Here let me get that.
(The arrow whizzed by their heads by inches and hits a continent stop
sign. The arrow ricochets and heads back for Wakko. Wakko ducks but
the arrow takes his hat with it.)
Voice from above: OW! Fedichini Alfredo!
(In flaps PESTO GOODFEATHER, a pigeon with purple feathers on his
head and wings and blue feathers on his belly. He holds out Wakkos
cap.)
Pesto:(Angrily) Here's yer stinkin' hat. (Wakko takes it) Oh and
so's I don't forget.....
(Pulls out Wakkos arrow from his backside and plants it on Wakkos
head.)
Pesto: HERE'S YER STINKIN' ARROW!!!!!
(Back with Usagi and Mamoru. Mamoru hands Usagi her pencil.)
Mamoru:(Talking REALLY fast) OhwellIgottago, seeyouaroundUsagi.
(Exits VERY quickly)
(Dot walks back on to see Usagi crestfallen. The girls eyes fill up
with tears and Dot quickly pulls out an umbrella.)
Usagi:(As a waterfall tears jet out of her eyes)
WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(The water from Usagis crying justifies the reason Dot was carring
the umbrella very quickly. Yakko and Wakko {also carring umbrellas}
walk up to Dot.)
Dot:(Sarcastically) Well, that didn't go so well now did it?
Yakko: Don't worry sibs that was just Plan A. We'll just have to try.
... (Wiggles his eyebrows) more aggressive tactics.
All Warners:(In a sing song tone) Oh USAAAAAAGI.
Usagi:(Stops crying) Go away. Can't you see I'm morning the loss of
my true love? (Resumes crying)
Dot: Wanna change that?
Usagi:(Stops crying again) Huh? How?
(The Warners huddle around Usagi and Dot pulls Usagi down to their
level.)
Dot: Listen and listen good.
(Cut away to a Shinto temple. Inside the temple are four of the
Sailor Senshi in civilian form {Rei, Makoto, Minako and Ami}. Rei is
meditating in front of a sacred fire. Ami is using her portable
computer to scan Wakko. Dot is going over some kind of plan with
Makoto and Minako. Yakko is looking at Rei intently.)
Yakko: What are you doing?
Rei:(Opens an eye and glares at Yakko) I'm trying to meditate.
Yakko: Why?
Rei: To reach an inner peace.
Yakko: Why?
Rei:(Starting to growl) Because it's good training for becoming a
Shinto Priestess.
Yakko: Why?
Rei:(Screaming) BECAUSE IT JUST IS!!!!! GOT IT!!!!!!!
Yakko: Oh. Mind if I join you?
Rei:(Grumbles) Whatever. (Goes back to meditating.)
(Yakko sits Indian style, rests his hands in his lap, closes his eyes.
... and starts to float several inches off the ground. Rei opens her
eye slightly and does a double take, followed up by an extreme wild
take.)
Rei:(Leaping backwards) YAHHH!!! STOP THAT!!!
(Yakko lands on the ground and opens his eyes.)
Yakko: Your just jealous because you can't do it.
Rei: I am not!
Yakko: Are too.
Rei: Am not!
Yakko: Are too.
Rei: AM NOT!
Yakko: Are too.
(As this continues we pan to where Ami is scanning Wakko.)
Ami:(As her computer makes weird beeping sounds) This is most
peculiar. You seem to have something disproportional large lodged in
your trachea.
Wakko:(Totally confused) HUH????????
Ami:(Smiles) You've got something really big caught in your throat,
but I think I can dislodge it.
Wakko:(Opens his mouth) Okay.
(Ami reaches her hand into Wakkos mouth and her arm sinks in all the
way to the elbow. She looks up at Wakko.)
Ami: Whatever you do, don't snease? Ready?
Wakko: Gegy.
(Ami starts to pull and after several large tugs she falls backwards
as the contents of Wakkos throat pop out. It is a man in a business
suit.)
Man: Whoa. I thought I was NEVER getting out of there. (Walks off)
Wakko: I always wondered where he'd gotten to?
Ami: Who was that?
Wakko: Jimmy Hoffa.
Ami: Who?
Wakko: Cultural reference. (Smotches Ami on the nose)
(Now on to Dot and our other two co-conspiritors. They are looking
at a diagram for a plan labeled, "Operation: Dinner And A Movie".)
Dot: Now you understand that we're going to have to call in some
extra help for this one.
Minako: Yeah.
Dot:(Smiles deviously) AND of course, you realize that's going to
cost extra.
Minako:(Sighs) Yeah. (Thinking as she holds out the credit card) Dad
is going to KILL me when he sees the bill for this month.
(Dot takes the card and runs it through a scanner {where she got it
from though is a good question} then hands the card back to Minako.)
Dot: Your a dear, really you are. Now, (View closes in on Dots eyes
as she squints and her voice drops to a low growl) let's make a match.
(Scene change. Outside of Acme Labs.)
Brains voice from inside: And why should I help you Warner brats with
your plans?
(Cut to inside the lab. THE BRAIN {a mouse with a large head and
small body} and PINKY {a tall skinny mouse with buck teeth} are
standing on a lab table with Sailor Venus, Sailor Jupiter and the
Warner Siblings standing around them.)
Yakko: Because it's the right thing to do?
Brian:(Deadpan) No.
Wakko: Because you like us?
Brain:(Sarcastically) That will be the day.
Dot: Because we'll pay you?
Brain:(Thinks about it for a second) Tempting... but no.
Jupiter:(As lightning sparks off her) Because if you don't....
Venus:(A laser beam glowing on her right index finger) We'll blast
you into a small pile of dust?
Brain: HA! I would like to see you do that!
Jupiter: SUPREME THUNDER!
Venus: CRESCENT BEAM!
(A laser beam and a bolt of lightning hit Brain and when the smoke
clears Brain is now totally ash except for his eyes and nose. He
retains his shape for about a second before he falls into a pile.
His eyes and nose stay suspended in midair for a second before they
fall on top of the pile.)
Pinky: NARF! They sure showed you Brain.
Brain:(His mouth moving from the ashes) Pinky... if I were not a pile
of ashes at the moment, I would have to hurt you.
Yakko: So will you help?
Brain: Very well. I will assist you in your endeavor.
(Scene change. It is night and Mamoru is standing outside a movie
theater in a tuxedo, looking at an envelope.)
Envelope: "We invite you a special pre-release of a new Gamzilla
movie. Show up promptly at 8'oclock at the Janeba Theater."
Mamoru:(Looks up at the theater) This is the place.
(He walks up to the front door, only to run into SLAPPY and SKIPPY.
Two human sized squirrels. Slappy is an old grouchy looking grey one
with a green hat with a white flower in it. Skippy is a shorter,
younger, brown one and he jumps up and down in excitement.)
Skippy: I'M GOING TO SEE GAMZILLA! I'M GOING TO SEE GAMZILLA! I'M
GOING TO SEE GAMZILLA!
Mamoru:(Whispers to Slappy) Excited, isn't he?
Slappy: Mind your own stinkin business would ya!
Mamoru:(Thinking) I hope I don't have to sit near those two.
(Finally Mamoru gets inside and goes to the snack counter. Yakko is
the person behind the counter.)
Yakko:(His face blank as he thinks) OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL! ALL
THIS CANDY AND I CAN'T TOUCH A SINGLE PIECE! NOT EVEN THE TINNIEST
KERNAL OF POPCORN! IT'S MADNESS I TELL YOU, MADNESS!!!
(Mamoru looks at Yakko.)
Mamoru: Well you don't have to shout about it.
Yakko: That was an internal monologue.
Mamoru: It was?
Yakko: Yes. Didn't you read the script?
Mamoru: Yeah but this stupid writer never gives enough indication of
stuff like that.
Yakko: That's true.
(Dot pops out of the Popcorn popper.)
Dot: Could you two discuss script discrepancies later? We have a
show to finish!
Mamoru&Yakko: Sorry.
(Dot dips back into the popcorn.)
Yakko: So what would you like? Popcorn? Gum drops? Dumplings?
Mamoru:(Confused) You don't have dumplings.
Yakko:(Points) Look behind you.
(Mamoru turns and sees Usagi in a white dress behind him.)
Usagi:(Cheerily) Hi.
Mamoru:(Jumps upwards several feet) Ahh! Umm... I mean "Ahh"llo.
Usagi:(Leans close to a very uncomfortable Mamoru and whispers) See
you inside Mamo-chan.
(Usagi skips inside the main theater while Mamoru starts to sneak off
for the door. Unfortunately, Dot and Wakko have already locked,
bolted, barred, chained, boarded and generally made sure that NO ONE
is getting out.)
Mamoru:(Pales and thinks) Maybe there will be a seat away from her.
FAR away. I can't tell her that the reason I can't be with her is
because of those dreams that warn me that if we stay together she'll
die.
Wakko: That's a stupid reason.
Mamoru: Hey! That was an internal monologue.
Wakko: It was?
Dot:(Steps between the two males) Didn't we go over this already?
(Cut to inside of theater. Mamoru walks in the door and sees three
seats. One right next to Usagi and the other two are far away. Of
course, he takes one of the ones far away. Sitting behind him is
Skippy {jumping up and down in his seat} and Slappy {trying to be
unnoticed}.)
Skippy: GAMZILLA! GAMZILLA! GAMZILLA!!!
Mamoru:(Turns around) Is it too much to ask to keep the kid quiet?
Slappy:(Gets up in Mamorus face) Is it too much to ask for you to sit
down and mind yer own bees wax? Or do I have to stick a couple a
sticks of dynamite down yer pants?
(Mamoru sits down and looks behind him aprehensiously. We pan left
to see the Warner siblings plotting at the back of the theater.)
Yakko: It's a start but now we have to get him to move in closer.
Wakko: Don't worry about it. I know just the ones to help.
Yakko: By the way, are the lab rats ready to do their thing?
Brain:(From the projection booth) We are MICE not RATS!
(Cut to projection booth to show Pinky and the Brain running the
projector. Brain has a diagram of Mamorus brain wave pattern on a
blue sheet.)
Brain:(Holding up a pointer to the diagram) Now, this is the plan.
Thanks to the brain wave diagram given to us by that blue haired girl,
I have been able to alter the light patterns given off by the film
projector so that when the man in question watches the whole movie,
he will be hypnotized to fall in love with the girl he is supposed to.
Pinky:(As he is being wrapped up in the film running in the machine)
But Brain.....
Brain:(As he is adjusting the projector) Not now Pinky, I must finish
these final adjustments before the show starts.
Pinky:(Getting even more wrapped up) But BRAIN......
Brain: Not NOW Pinky.
Pinky: But BRAAAIN! It's important.
Brain:(Sighs) What is it Pinky?
Pinky:(Now totally wrapped in the film and spinning around in the
projector) POIT! What if this guy we're trying to hypnotize has to
go to the bathroom before the movies over?
Brain:(Thinks about it) Drat. We will just have to hope that it does
not come to that.
(Brain starts the projector and the movie begins. At that moment,
MARITA {A pink upright hippo} and FLAVIO {A blue upright hippo} HIPPO
{THE HIP HIPPOS} walk down to the same isle Mamoru is sitting in.
They squeeze their rather large frames into the isle and of course
they sit on the seats right next to and right ON Mamoru. There is a
crunching sound and Marita looks to see a flattened Mamoru under her.
She pulls the flattened Mamoru out from under her and flaps him out
so he becomes three dimensional again.)
Marita: Please forgive me nice person type but my husband and I would
not be able to stand sitting apart for two LONG hours. Could you
possibly find another seat?
Flavio: Yes. There is one right next to that nice looking young girl
if I am not mistaken. Who knows, maybe you might get along with her
like I do with my precious large dumpling.
Marita: Oh Flavio! You say the kindest things!
(As they kiss, Mamoru looks at the "camera" with a "you've got to be
kidding me" look.)
Mamoru: Now don't try to tell me that dumpling reference was
unintentional.
(Mamoru decides that maybe he should try to sneak out but now the
theater doors are in the same condition the front doors are. The
Warners stand with hammers and nails behind their backs.)
Mamoru:(As a large sweat drop forms on the back of his head) You
three aren't going to give up are you?
Dot: We're persistent!
(Wakko grabs the sweat drop off of Mamorus head and swallows it.)
Mamoru: Hey! What did you do that for?
Wakko: Haven't you ever heard of salt water taffy?
Mamoru: Your a freakazoid.
Wakko: No. (Points to the left) THAT'S a Freakazoid.
(camera zips left to show Freakazoid. A blue skinned man in a red
jump suit with a blach circle in the middle and a yellow F! in the
middle. His hair is standing straight up and has a white lightning
bolt running through it. He is flexing until he sees that he is
being watched.)
Freakazoid:(Waves) Hi!
(Zip back to Mamoru and the Warners.)
Mamoru:(Shakes his head) Sorry but your not going to get me to sit
next to Usagi. (Aside) No matter how much I want to.
Warners:(Sing song) Oh yes you arrre!
Mamoru: Oh no I'm not.
Warners:(Still sing song) OH YES YOU ARRRRRE!
Mamoru: Ooooh, no I'm not.
(Cut to scene of Mamoru tied up to the seat next to Usagi.)
Warners: OOOOOOH, YES YOU ARE!
Usagi:(Gushing) I'm so happy you could join me Mamo-chan.
Yakko: We'll be going now. (Pokes Mamoru in the side as he arches his
eyebrows) Now behave yourself. A dark movie theater may work in
those old movies... but this is reality.
(Yakko and Dot zip off.)
Wakko: Just tell her what you told us and you'll be fine.
(Wakko zips off.)
Usagi: What did you tell them Mamo-chan? (Her voice suddenly drops to
a threatening growl) and if you say that "I don't love you" excuse,
I'll stick my scepter where the sun doesn't shine!
Mamoru:(gulps) Well... you see... I... that is.... I... ummm.... err..
. ahh... ehh.... errr.... ummmm.... errr.... (Thinking as he
continues to stutter) I have to get out of here!
Usagi:(Leans closer) Well?
(The close vicinity of Usagi is too much for Mamoru. He leaps up and
out of his chair. His pure desperation giving him the strength to
break the ropes.)
Mamoru: AUUUUUUGH!!!!
(Mamoru runs through the wall of the theater {leaving a Mamoru shaped
impression in the wall} and Usagis head lowers. The Warners walk on
and look at the depressed Usagi.)
Wakko: Should I get "The Bottle" ready?
Usagi:(A blue fighting aura starting to glow around her) No. I'm
going to handle this. MOON CRYSTAL POWER! MAKE UP!
(Usagi transforms into Sailor Moon. {Fortunately for her, everybody
was watching the movie so her secret identity is safe} Then she
leaps after Mamoru.)
Dot:(In horror) Do you realize what's going to happen when she
catches up to him?!!?!
Wakko:(Excited) Let's go watch!
Yakko&Dot: YEAH!
(The Warners run off. Pinky and The Brain walk over to the hole in
the wall.)
Brain: Rats! Oh well, at least this leaves us the rest of the night
free.
Pinky: NARF! Why Brain? What are we going to do tonight?
Brain: Same thing we do every night Pinky. (A devilish grin forms on
his face as the two mice walk off into the night) TRY TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD!
Singers:
Their dinky,
Their Pinky and The
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
(Cut to an alley somewhere in Tokyo. Mamoru stops running and his
breath comes out in pants. Suddenly, a gloved female hand pulls him
back into the shadows. Sailor Moon pulls him down towards her face
as she continues to glow.)
Moon: Now... you are going to tell me the truth! (Her voice drops to
a frightening whisper) Or... ELSE!
(The Warner siblings are standing in the mouth of the alley.)
Dot: You tell him girl!
Yakko: Remember your promise about the scepter?
Wakko: Use it! Use it!
Moon: You don't know how tempted I am to listen to them.
Mamoru:(Struggling in Sailor Moons grip) Why are you working with
those..... those... those.... (looks at the Warners) what are you
anyway?
Yakko&Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!
Dot: AND the Warner Sister!
Yakko: I'm Ya...
Moon: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!! THE EPISODE IS ALMOST OVER!!!
(Looks back to Mamoru)
Mamoru: Okay then, why are you working with them?
(Sailor Moon drops Mamoru and turns back to Usagi. Tears form in her
eyes.)
Usagi:(In a whisper) Because I love you so much I would even work
with (Indicates the Warners) them.
(Pan to Warners to see Yakko picking his ear. Wakko eating a garbage
pail lid and Dot putting on a LARGE amount of lipstick.)
Mamoru:(Aside as he drops his head) I give up. (Aloud as he put a
hand on Usagis shoulder) Usako..
Usagi:(Leaps into Mamorus arms) MAMO-CHAN!
Mamoru:(As he hugs her) We need to talk.
(Cut to a scene the next day in the park at the beginning. Usagi and
Mamoru are standing close to each other and they move in for a kiss.
As they kiss we move left to see the Warners and Minako watching them.
)
Yakko: Our job is done.
Minako: It was expensive but it was worth it.
Voice of Minakos Dad: MINAKO MINA ANIO!!! YOU HAD BETTER BE ABLE TO
EXPLAIN THIS BILL!!!!!!!
Minako: Uh oh. Gotta go!
(Minako rus off.)
Yakko: Let this be a lesson for us all. Love is like a Banzai tree.
It is beautiful in its natural form but sometimes it is necessary to
clip and prune it so that it can reach its full potention.
Wakko: What's with the philosophy all of a sudden?
Yakko: Steven and Naoko just LOVE this stuff.
THE END
CREDITS
WATER TOWER VARIANT A:
(The Water Tower opens to show Dot once more in her Sailor Moon
outfit.)
Dot: I STILL say I'm cuter then all of them.
(The Water Tower closes.)
WATER TOWER VARIANT B:
(The Water Tower opens to show Dot (in SM garb) and Sailor Moon,
glaring at each other.)
Dot: I'm cuter!
Moon: No! I'm cuter!
Dot: I AM!
Moon: I AM!
(They start to shout over each other as the Tower closes.)
WATER TOWER VARIANT C (and my personal favorite):
(The Water Tower opens to show Yakko and Wakko.)
Yakko: Just in case you were wondering....
(Yakko and Wakko step aside to show a bound and gagged Chibi-Usa.)
Chibi-Usa:(As she struggles against her bonds) MMMPH! MMMMGGH!!!!
(She spits out the gag) GET ME OUT OF HEEEERE!
(The Water Tower closes.)
NOW IT'S...
THE END