Sorry if you get this twice, someone screwed up my E-mail address as
being otakunxs@bellatlantic.net instead of bellsouth.net so I was told
this message had been undelievered.

JD Farber wrote:
JD: SUPER ULTRA REALLY NEAT DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!! <Electri-kawaiis Keener
and Fcasper.  They assume standard Takahashi 'Ouch' positions.  JD feels the
top of his head.  Horns.  Yep.  He is an oni.>  I always knew I was a horny
devil!!  ;)

<Ready?  On three!!  1.......2.......3! GROAN!!!!!>

JD: You'll never defeat me!!!  I am the gross-out king!!!  I am the
greatest!!  I'm not gonna pay a lot for my muffler!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
KWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  And a whole lot of other consanantsWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

<Looks over to see the most dangerous thing in the known universe.  Very
Angry Female.  And she is looming over JD, with her battle aura glowing.>

JD: EEP!!!!  But I think I am confident enough in my own powers that I do
not need a trophy to justify myself.  So I will leave it for you.

<Puts the trophy down.  Starts to back away slowly.  Very Angry Female
strides towards JD menacingly.>

JD: EEP AGAIN!!!  <JD flies away at near-light speeds.  15 minutes after he
has departed, everyone hears:> It will be mine.  Oh yes, it will be mine.

Keener: <black energy crackling> One two three four, homeboy declared an
Otaku War! <eyes ablaze with dark energy, Keener floats to a standing
postion while his gems sparkle and moan> I don't lose Otaku Wars!

Fcasper: <grabs Keener by the arm> No Keener, don't do it!

Keener: <looking to Fcasper with the fierce black light burning in his
skull> BUT HE...

Fcasper: I know, but your setting a bad example for the newbeis, not to
mention getting us in trouble with Tybalt. Think about the carnage the
LAST Otaku War caused, to say nothing of your reputation, the only
reason you survived was by sheer luck.

Keener: <looking down at his feet> skill, it was skill <Fcasper looks at
him doubiously (I wonder where he got the dope from?)> Your right, your
right, besides, JD is one of my best freinds, I don't think I could
fight him without accidentally hurting that friendship. <turns to the
camera> No matter HOW provoked you feel, don't let yourself get suckered
into a pointless war that'll just serve to annoy the list and flood the
FFML with SPAM. Take it to E-mail and if your fight seems interesting
enough to post, like the Revenge Wars, do it in a lump sum... telling
the story with wit, flare and a lack of hostility! <Fcasper puts a hand
on Keener's shoulder and they walk off stage, curtains fall>

<Curtains open, JD Farber, Very Angry Female, Fcasper and Keener all
come onstage and take a bow before a bewildered FFML audience who clapp
sporadically and with much confusion, most just Big Sweat tm>