I've obviously been reading _way_ too much Teknoman recently...
This is a parody of several things, but I feel I must publicly apologize
to Christian Clark (even though he's read this and finds it funny) for
posting this.



Both Teknoman and Ranma « are great series, but you have to be careful
how you combine them, or you might end up with...


                            "Hentai's Wrath"
                             by Josh Green
                         (sort@bucket.ualr.edu)


[Imagine this as an alternate introduction with the same Narrator and
music as Teknoman.]


Narrator: At the end of the twenty-first century, the Earth is invaded
          by a horde of mutant spider-crab thingies with long tentacles,
          under the control of the Sekubeoid Warlord, Happokon!

Happokon: I shall descend upon the earth and steal all the panties! The
          great silky darkness shall unfurl it's banner across yet
          another region of the cosmos!

Narrator: Not even the heroic men and women (but mostly women) of the
          Nerima Lingerie Knights can stop them without the help of a
          mysterious young man named Ranma, who (with the help of cold
          water) has the ability to transform himself into the superhero
          known as TeknoGirl!

Jusenkyo Guide: Aiya!  Honorable guest, you fall in Tekkanyannichuan!
                Young girl from future fall through time rift and drown
                in pool 1500 year ago!

Narrator: Using the Teknobot's InterLock-and-Dam Chamber to amplify
          what's left of his shattered self esteem, Ranma becomes well
          endowed and is given superhuman abilities, transforming him
          once again into the superhero known as _TeknoGirl!!_


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