(Open late at night. Alpha is reading his e-mail on the screen. Prime is
snoring away on the bed.)

Alpha: *WHAAAAT?!*

Prime: (Sleepily) Huh? Whuzzat? What's going on?

Alpha: *Kun-chan wrote a sequel to 'A Gaijin in Nerima'!*

Prime: So? Bookmark it for later and go back to bed!

Alpha: *You don't understand! She wrote everyone into it! EVERYONE!*

Prime: So?

Alpha: *Except US!!*

Prime: grumble grumble... so what? We haven't exactly been active on the
FFML you know, what with the Revenge Wars taking all our time... 

Alpha: (Sniffles. Breaks out into Usagi-level tears) WAAAAH!!

Prime: AAAARGH!!! Enough already!

Alpha: (Get's maniacal gleam in eye) *I know! I'll write HER into a bad
insertion fic! A REALLY bad insertion fic! A really gross lemon...
lessee, she really hates Shampoo, right?*

(There is a rumble across the world. A giant @bap sticks rises from the
continent of Australia.)

Alpha: *Heh heh! Hmm, maybe I'll throw Kodachi in, too... how about
Ryouga... in PIG form! Hahahaha!*

Prime: (Sees shadow of @bap stick fall across North America) Ummm,
Alpha?

Alpha: *And then... hmm, maybe some spring of drowned Trish Ledoux...*

Prime: Alpha? @bap stick, Alpha! Really BIG @bap stick!

Alpha: *Hmmm? @bap stick? Well, I suppose I could work one of those
in... a little pedestrian, though...*

(The @bap stick falls, crushing most of British Columbia. the Okanagan
is Squished, along with the victoria Parliamentary building, killing the
entire NDP government. and as the world was made a better place, a cry
could be heard around the globe)

Kun-chan: ALPHA NO BAKAAAA!!!!

Sorry, this bit of literary diarrea just kinda came out.

The Prime Sagittarian,
Alpha Centauri

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