Xeth wrote:

For those who missed my one-hour fic and have replyed to me about my
current projects...here is the fic again

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        *Untitled*

How about "Getting Away From It All"?

In the beginning there was nothing...then someone got bored and started
to write a story.

But probably should have deleted this sentence.

In a small cubical in a skyscraper at "Generic City" U.S.A., a
red-headed girl was wworking at her desk.

"Man, I am so glad I don't have to keep looking for work.  This
secretary job will tide me ver till I cn start my own dojo," she said to

herself.  Shuffling papers around and trying to look cute for the boss,
Ranko smiles.  "Coffee sir?"

Ranma speaks english well enough for this?  Who'da guessed?  

A large man in a business suit gives a slightly lustful smile, "Thank
you.  Would you please hold all my calls.  I will be on a long distance
call to an old associate."

"Yes sir."  Smiling, Ranko walks out of the door to her boss' office and

Let me get this straight.  Ranma has been working for a man who lusts
for his female body for months and he ISN'T fuming inside?  Boy, talk 
about getting way more comfortable in the role than you'd expect.
Heck, he doesn't even resent the fact that this is all Nabiki's little
joke on him.  

heads back to her desk.  <I wonder who he's calling.  Ah well, none of
my business."  Looking at her watch, she realizes that it's time for
lunch.  "Mmmm, I am SO glad that there are good resteraunts near here.
I don't think I would have time to actually MAKE my own food."  Walking
to the microwave, Ranko puts two small boxes in and warms up her food.

If Ranma is Andy's secretary, she'd know who calls him regularly.  
And probably who he calls.

*Bing*  "Great, fried rice and General Tso Chicken.  Good thing these
come in extra-large boxes."  Walking back to her desk she passes by the
door to her boss' office.

"Ha ha ha, Nabiki-chan.  No no no...I would NEVER think of breaking our
arangement.  No, I still haven't haven't finished...what...WHAT?!  I
don't think that it would...No.  I would never contradict you..."

<Nabiki?>

On the other end of the line..."Andy, Andy, Andy...now how would it look

to your beloved media in America if they found out that you WEREN'T the
owner of your business.  Yes I know I never come over anymore to see

If he doesn't own his business, who does?  Not Nabiki, or he'd
be calling her -san, and she probably wouldn't be involved with him
since you described him as "large" rather than attractive.
She'd also be able to afford her own plane tickets.

"Well, Kasumii has to take care of father and Uncle-Soatome and I don't
think I would want to take anyone else.  Plus, you need a vacation."

No need to mention Mr. Saotome.  Nabiki wouldn't consult Genma on
her vacation plans.  

"Well, oh, alright.  I'll go."

in Virgina, an extactic Ranma looks at his new dojo.  "Yes!  I can now
make money  teaching Martial arts and I won't have to be "Cute
Secretary" for anyone again."  The past week, Ranma found out that
someone had bought alot of land, just out of the city and couldn't do
anything with it.  He found out that there was a small building and lots

He must have been a rather well paid secretary.  Good thing Nabiki's
blackmail got him the job because apart from the english issue, I'd
assume his ability to take shorthand is minimal.