The wait is almost over! (Yes, you can breathe now.) I will soon post
the first two-thirds of "Who is Frustrating the Great Chefs of Europe?"

The three "greatest chefs in Europe" take up temporary residence in the
Tendo dojo to teach Akane and Ranma cooking lessons.
As for who is frustrating them . . .  is it Akane? Maybe not.  But soon
she will fight Kodachi on a TV cooking game show for the right to Ranma
... while on the same show, Ranma has to defend his father's honor
against Principal Kuno (now there's a thankless task).

"Great Chefs" features parodies of literature and other fanfics, some
moments of deep characterization, and generous helpings of the love and
slapstick (well, not much love, actually, but some anyway, well, a
little, well, same to you, buddy) that make Ranma fanfictions so widely
available.

There's a nice knock-down argument for you.

Here's what actual FFML participants have said about "Great Chefs:"


"With all this hype, I just hope it dosen't turn into another
SupperUbberBatMaster film." -BlackStan, fanfic surgin.


"What, no Spider-Man appearance?!"  Scott K. Jamison (no relation)


"Faster, pussycat! Kill! Kill!"  --  anonymous


I hope you will read and enjoy.
--DRM

P.S. This is a Ranma 1/2 story. All those other animes were mentioned in
the title just to be eye-catching. I wouldn't want to mislead anyone. :)

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Neither titles nor eloquence do we require, he said, nor an insidious
tongue
nor familiarity with saffron myths on painted scrolls, but patience to
disengage difficulties until matters disclose their essence without
opposition, because the most subtle understanding outweighs mountains.
          -- from Evan S. Connell, _The Alchymist's Journal_