At 10:23 PM 8/4/97 -0600, you wrote:

Well, I realize this will be quite a bit ... late... but I've been rather
busy (writing, amongst other things).  But I thought I'd post a little
advertisement for Nan Desu Kon, the first anime con in Denver.  'tis
running the last week of August; check the ANime Web Turnpike for the link
to the NDK page for more details. :)

Nan Desu Kon? Who thought that name up! That is an absoulutly horrible pun.
And from that name, how is someone gonna know it has to do with anime?
'What Convention?' is right, well, except for the question mark at the end. 

Man, if I post one more stupid thing like this to the ML within the next
week, I think I am going to drive off the nearest cliff. All I have been
doing is annoying annoying annoying! AUGHHSS!!! I am going down as the
stupidest idiot this list has ever known. Of course, that really isn't so
much of a strech for me. I always end up the idiot. Class idiot; family
idiot; weird idiot. How do I do it? Damn! I think when I was real little,
my father took me to Jusenkyo and dumped me into 'spring of drowned
pathetic idiot who annoys everyone he meets' and then splashed Chitsuon
water on me, all as a pratical joke on my mother. And that would be just
like him too. Gosh, I could just imagine the conversation when he first
brought me home from his little 'trip.'

FLASHBACK TIME!!!! (Say, what's the deal with flashbacks anyway?)

My Dad: Hey, hon! Look at your new kid!

My Mom: AAACK! WHAT IS THAT THING!?! 

Dad: Why, don't you recognize him?

Mom: NO! Where did you pick that up!? Don't tell me you've been playing
with that chemistry set again?

Dad: Well, yes! But this isn't the result of that. This is your son.

Mom: MY SON!?! I don't have a son! I have a daughter!

Dad: Not anymore. Heh heh heh.

Mom: What are you saying? Where's Rachel?

Dad: This is Rachel, or at least used to be. I don't think Rachel would fit
him very well.

Mom: THAT'S RACHEL!?! You have been playing with that chemistry set!

Dad: No, actually. One of the guys at work told me about this place in
China. You know how Rachel and I have been gone for the past week. Well... 

Mom: No! My little girl is smart and pretty and has the greatest
personality and...

Dad: Well, now your little girl is a pathetic, stupid, ugly little boy! 

Mom: NO!!! WHY!?! How could you do such a thing?

Dad: Well, it was to get you back for mailing my dog to Russia... 

Mom: I SAID I WAS SORRY!!! Now what are we going to do? What can we call
that thing...

Dad: Well, I was thinking we could name him something like Dustin...

THE END!!!


My GOD! Where did this come from? Someone send me some Prozac, QUICK!
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e-mail:stinky@azstarnet.com <---- Send Flames Hear, Not To ML or Girlfriend.
Web Page:Get real! Me make a web page?  Yea, whatever...

				     	  For the two of you who can't read this,
  ---- //  -----    __---     \  /	  this is my first name written n katakana.
  |  |        /       |         /	  Why?  Cause I felt like wasting space!
  -- /       /\    -------     / 	  Maybe I should replace it with the
    /       /  \      |       /  	  kanji for bakamon.  But, I don't know
   /       /    \     |      /    	  if my mother would be too happy about
				      	  that...
				    
"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."
			-A Student Blooper From 'Anguished English.'
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