Subject: Re: [FFML] [idea] BGC: When Nature Calls
From: Bert Van Vliet
Date: 8/14/1997, 4:29 AM
To: "Robyn, Duke of Amber" <yu104479@yorku.ca>
CC: fanfic@fanfic.com

Hi Neil! :)

[Back to Nature...]
All of a sudden I see Meryl Streep in a canoe going down some rapids.....

oh no!
Kevin Bacon as Leon!!!!!!

LOL!! Nah, he's too skinny. :)
 
[Wilderness things]
Actually isn't there a Woman's "Outward Bound" type program?
You know where everyone celabrates universal sisterhood while repelling
down cliffs sleeping in snowbanks and eating cold beans out of a can....

LOL! Yeah, now that you mention it, there IS a program for that. Saw a news
item on it a few years ago. I think I'll stay close to my modern
conveniences....besides, I couldn't backpack enough tea along to keep me
going on something like that. ^_^

Nene: But where's the bathroom?

Priss snickered and tossed Nene the folding shovel. Strangely she caught
it. She missed the roll of toilet paper which bounced off her hiking boot.

Linna sighed. It was a good thing she had rought the portable solar panel
for her hair dryer.

Yep, that's Linna. :)

Actually wouldn't "Outward Bound." make a reasonable title???

I was thinking 'The Nature of Things' actually...with profuse apologies to
Dr. David Suzuki. ^_^

(you bondage people get away... that's not what we were talking about) 

LOL! ^_^

[Down on the farm...]
I guess I'm sick...I had a sudden flash of the KS on a farm. Can you imagine
Priss trying to milk a cow?
I see her on the tractor....

I don't know....do you think a nearly antique diesel tractor would go fast
enough to suit Priss? ^_^

Linna weeding the garden?
hiding and trying to get a tan.

LOL!! That too....

 Nene trying to get eggs from under militant chickens?  ROFL!!!!! ^_^

I like it.. ut where is our fearless leader....????

Well....I'd pictured Sylia in coveralls and rubber boots with a pitchfork.
You figure it out. -_^

trying to bake an apple pie from scratch with a wood stove?

Uh-oh....

Humming the "Green Acres" theme song while roping?

It's a farm, Neil, not a ranch. ^_^

What's the Mac-meister doing? Aside from the obvious peeping in the 
obligatory "Pettycoat Junction-eske" skinny dipping in water-tower/pond
scene?

LOL! Actually, I figured I'd get Mackie to try and get a defunct John Deere
Model 1620 tractor running....Then we'd see just how good he is... ^_^
 
And I think all the KS would likely be ready to kill me inside of a week... ^_^

okay.. you are sick Bert :)

*Bowing* Thank you. ^_^

But I guess credit should go to RPM....until he mentioned it, I'd never even
thought of something like that. ^_^

Actually Nene would look wonderfully cute in a pair of overalls.
but that's just me.

Gee...never would've guessed that. -_^

But in that sun......oooh she would BBBUUUURRRRNNNNN without sunblock.

I'm afraid that happens to everybody when they're outside in the field all
day. :/

Damn it....now I'm actually thinking of doing this sometime...

Later!
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Bert Van Vliet, Skyknght@sentex.net
[Http://www.jurai.net/~skyknght/index.html]
Die-hard BGC Fan, and aspiring Hi-tech Knight-in-Shining-Armour
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with
ketchup.