Subject: Umm... reply... I think.... To something someone said... Maybe... Maybe not... Who knows. i sure as hell don't. Uh... where when how and why? Umm, I dunno. Maybe....
From: Mark Page
Date: 8/21/1997, 9:27 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

At 05:29 AM 8/21/97 -0500, you wrote:
Mark Page wrote:
Voice Over: <Gary Owens, who, I've noticed, is getting a LOT of work
lately in fics> Ten responses? I'd give a chocolate covered Mokonator
WITH Aragumi Bear sprinkles for ten responses, flames or no! Really
guys, if the person spends enough time reading your work and then writes
to you, even to say it sucks, don't worry. If he writes again, it means
you've got a satisfied reader, he just don' know it yet! ^_^

(And the Moon was as blood, the Storms crashed and the Seas BOILED!)
(Typical, thought the Lobsters)
     /

Was it as good for you as it was for me, darling?

	??? I don't recall, were you there? Guy with the loose fitting jeans
screaming "Stick a badger in there!"? Oh you mean what I wrote... or do
you? I'm a bit confused, please clarify that last statement. I'm a
simple man and not used to such complex innuendos.


Innuendos!  HAH!  Funny.  I think.  Maybe not.  But then, i can't read
anyways, so what am I doing on this mailing list?  Uh....  I can't
remember....  Now where did I put my brain.  Ah yes, I gave it to someone
to borrow....  I guess you did too....  Uhuhuhuhuh....