PH>The 'Ban' button?  Is that like the 'Any' key?  ^_^

There is a special "Ban" key which is found only
on keyboards made specially available to moderators.
The said keyboard contains a special chip which can
read all the system routines required on the host
computer to delete useless messages and ban members
on the list. The chip can do this through the the I/O slot
reserved for the keyboard. When the "Ban" key is pressed,
it immediately sorts out the current user being held in
memory and shorts him out no matter what system
the ML is based on. That is the power of the universality
of this special chip, something which Bill Gates can only
drool over. Beside the "Ban" key is the "Delete All Spam Posts"
key, the "Extinguish Flames" key, the "Auto Pilot" key and
the "Tybalt Mode" key.

This keyboard is not commercially available.