10 demented ideas....
1. Akane falls in the spring of drowned chupacabra, and goes on a quest to eat goat brains... she is also limited to the lines "I am El Chupacabra! I eat goat brains." .. Ranma naturally falls in love with her.
2. Nabiki is hired by the Netscape corporation to assassinate Microsoft chairman Bill Gates... but Gates fights back.. he's the 36 Billion dollar man!
3. Ranma and Akane go to watch some of the 'American' blockbuster at a local theater.. and after watching the Batman & Robin and Spawn movie, kill themselves... they are resurrected and later kill the producers and directors of the films. They settle down and write a play, "Se7en".
4. Ranma gets trapped in Southpark, he gets in a fight with Jesus! "There can be only one!" (Southpark. SOXmas.)
5. The Ranma 1/2/Blood crossover. Caleb. "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the crossdresser over there!"
6. Ranma decides that it's time for the following bands to die: Hanson, Spice Girls, and any of the other 'bands'(I say that loosely) that make me.. er him cringe. Ranma then decides to free the American people of all the pain that we've suffered.. and kills Kathie Lee Gifford. He is then cheered by millions.. and we have a special "Hallmark holiday" just for him!
7. April Fools day is near.. and Ranma decides to pull the ultimate prank! Killing Akane! "They'll get a big kick out of this one!" He yells cheerfully.
8. The whole gang celebrates Nabiki's birthday with a big get-together. The family sends off invitations all over the country... and when the American's get on the plane to go to Japan.. the plane crashes... just like all the other flights from here! Ahh well! Too bad.. Nabiki would have gotten a nice chunk of change.. and a fruit basket.. too bad it's worm food!
9. See the instruction booklet for further details.
10. Please check the cracks of your couch for the booklet for further details.
Thank you.
Scott Baker
iNSANiTY Software
http://www.insanitysoft.com
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