As long as everyone else is trying to seduce people with ideas that 
they, themselves, do not have time to write....




	"Here sirs, you come to famous training
 ground of cursed springs, Jyusenkyou..."

	"Aw man, this place don't look like
 nothin'."

	"Let's go, boy!"

	"Right behind ya, Pop!"

	"No sirs, wait! I no finish my tragic
 story!"

	Saotome Ranma and Saotome Genma sparred
 above the springs of Jyusenkyou for several 
 minutes before Ranma managed to knock his father
 into one of the springs.
  
       "Yo Pop, we done yet?"

       To his surprise, his father came out of the
 pond, but failed to continue the match.  Instead,
 he wandered over to a patch of bamboo and started
 munching happily on a stalk.

       "Gaaah! What...what the hell is going on?"
 Ranma yelled down at the Guide.

       "Mister Customer fall in Shonmaoniichuan,
 spring of drowned panda. There very tragic story
 of panda what drown there two thousand year ago.
 Now whoever fall in spring taken over by sprit
 of panda."

	"Hey man, you ain't never said nothin' 
 bout...hey pop! What're you doin'...cut it out!"

	Genma threw a piece of gnawed bamboo over
 his shoulder, knocking the surprised Ranma off his
 pole and into one of the myriad springs. The Guide
 rushed over, and began, "Oh sir, you fall
 Nyanniichuan, spring of drowned girl. There very
 tragic story of young girl that drown there one
 thousand five hundred year ago." Ranma emerged
 from the spring. "See? Now you is possessed by
 spirit of young girl!  But no worry."  As he 
 spoke, the Guide produced a steaming kettle of hot
 water that he had started preparing when the match
 started.  ``See?  Hot water let you have
 possession of your own body back.''

       ``I'm gonna kill that old man, one of these
 days....''


Yours if ya wants it...

--Freemage

______________________________________________________
Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com