As long as everyone else is trying to seduce people with ideas that
they, themselves, do not have time to write....
"Here sirs, you come to famous training
ground of cursed springs, Jyusenkyou..."
"Aw man, this place don't look like
nothin'."
"Let's go, boy!"
"Right behind ya, Pop!"
"No sirs, wait! I no finish my tragic
story!"
Saotome Ranma and Saotome Genma sparred
above the springs of Jyusenkyou for several
minutes before Ranma managed to knock his father
into one of the springs.
"Yo Pop, we done yet?"
To his surprise, his father came out of the
pond, but failed to continue the match. Instead,
he wandered over to a patch of bamboo and started
munching happily on a stalk.
"Gaaah! What...what the hell is going on?"
Ranma yelled down at the Guide.
"Mister Customer fall in Shonmaoniichuan,
spring of drowned panda. There very tragic story
of panda what drown there two thousand year ago.
Now whoever fall in spring taken over by sprit
of panda."
"Hey man, you ain't never said nothin'
bout...hey pop! What're you doin'...cut it out!"
Genma threw a piece of gnawed bamboo over
his shoulder, knocking the surprised Ranma off his
pole and into one of the myriad springs. The Guide
rushed over, and began, "Oh sir, you fall
Nyanniichuan, spring of drowned girl. There very
tragic story of young girl that drown there one
thousand five hundred year ago." Ranma emerged
from the spring. "See? Now you is possessed by
spirit of young girl! But no worry." As he
spoke, the Guide produced a steaming kettle of hot
water that he had started preparing when the match
started. ``See? Hot water let you have
possession of your own body back.''
``I'm gonna kill that old man, one of these
days....''
Yours if ya wants it...
--Freemage
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