Don't read this if you don't have a since of humor...
Scene: Jyusenkyou springs. (Ya, we've all heard this one)
Ranma and his father train on the bamboo above the springs. Genma gets knocked into a pool by one of Ranma's kicks. He emerges as a panda. Genma becomes enraged and knocks Ranma into a pool of his choice.
"NO!" The guide yells.
"Ack! Blubbbbbb." Ranma yells as he enters the strange water. He starts to feel a change all around.. something on his head..... something with his clothes... something with his color...
"OH SIR! You fall in spring of drowned pimp! Very tragic story of pimp drown 27 years ago."
Ranma emerges black and proud in his 70's clothes.. and big trimmed hat. (Feather included.)
"What you white ass bitches looking at? And wer'z my sluts?"
"So what kinda boy is Ranma?"
Ahh.. well I gave the whole "Fanfic idea" thing a try.
Scott Baker
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