(There is a long silence. Then Ranma and Ryoga look at each other.)

Ranma: You wanna?

Ryoga: Yep.

(They both get up, cracking their knuckles, and walk out of the the room.  A
few moments later, there are two room-shaking booms, followed by a
blood-curdling scream.  After the dust settles, Ranma and Ryoga walk back
into the room and sit down. Ryoga removes one of his bandannas and begins to
calmly wipe the blood off his knuckles.)

Ranma: I still say we should have dumped water from the Spring of Drowned
Maiden over him and locked him half-naked in a room with Happosai.

Ryoga: Naw. He's the author of 'Switch' isn't he? I like that story.

Ranma: Yeah. Whatever.

(Silence.)

Ranma: That last part was weird, man. Was that supposed to be you or me?

Ryoga: Does it matter? The shrunken head one, though, that gave me the creeps.

Ranma: Eyuuuu. And the first one. Who knew that Akane's smile can be
nightmare material?

Ryoga: Yeah...that and the words 'headless chicken'.

(More silence.)

Ryoga: I got another urge to punch someone again.

Ranma: You wanna?

Ryoga: Yep.

(Both get up and leave the room.
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