Subject: Why TRIO was late.
From: MXJK67C@prodigy.com (CHRISTIAN A ROGERS)
Date: 9/11/1997, 2:57 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Hi,

Flashman here.  I've FINALLY finished the next chapter of TRIO and 
because it took so long to do so, I decided to explain why it took so 
damn long to do so...

First: My summer job as a Park Attendent at West Meadow Beach got 
really difficult as I was the only PA there for the last three weeks 
and near the end, I went into shock when, while cleaning the womans 
bathroom, I found out what's in those little silver boxes near the 
toilet. (EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!)

Second: I've started Collage and have had to spend time getting the 
stuff I need for the classes.

Third: One day at classes....

Flashman: Dang it all!!!  WHERE IS FRESHMAN SEMINAR?!!!

Classmate: I know, we've been told it's in three different rooms.

Flashman: Oh well, at least we found this room. (Thinking) Guess I'll 
work on TRIO.

(Flashman roots around in his backpack but can't find his notebook 
that he scribbles his TRIO ideas in.)

Flashman: AWWW MAN!!!  I must have dropped it in that first classroom.
 (Teacher walks in) Oh well, I'll get it after class.

Teacher: Did everyone find there way here?

Class: Yes.

Teacher: Anoying isn't it.  I mean, we're told we're in three 
different rooms and we've finally found the one we're really in... so 
welcome to Human Sextuality 101...

(Class facefaults)

So, I guess it's time for the next eppisode of TRIO!

The Flashman

May The Spirit Preserve You!