Ranma: This fanfic happens to be one of my personal nightmares...what would
happen if the most popular teenage anime inhabitants all attended one school?

Ryoga: That destructive lead-in with Tomobiki High heightened my gratitude
over not attending school. Physical Prowess over Knowledge. That's my motto.

Ranma:  In other words, you're all brunt but no brains.

Ryoga: Yeah....uh...HEY!!!!

Ranma: Anyway, it looks like Furikan High is about to undergo an interesting
change.

Ryoga: That or one hell of a makeover.  Let's see, we have Ataru who's
brought his *friends* with him.

Ranma: (sighs) Happosai will be making an appearance soon, will he? Ataru's
presence along with his incredibly bad luck, will guarantee that.

Ryoga: (shudders) Ugh, another reason why I'm glad I'm not attending that
school.   Then there's NukuNuku, who will definately get visits from *her*
friends. 

Ranma: (his turn to shudder) Don't like her. She's cute...but there's
something about her. Something very disturbing. Like...like...(frowns)
Shampoo, but more friendlier? Why would she remind me of Shampoo?

Ryoga: (grins) If you don't know now, I'm definately not telling you.  I'm
gonna enjoy reading the interaction between you two.  Then there's this KOR
thing...

Ranma: I know nothing about that series. You?

Ryoga: Haven't the faintest clue. We do know that one of the lead characters
is named Akane.

Ranma: Hmmm...I wonder if she's cute...

Ryoga: Hey, you already got yourself an Akane! Wait a minute...if you fall
for that other Akane...then that means, Akane will be mine! Yes!

Ranma: Idiot. You forgot someone. That new character. The cat dude.

Ryoga: Oh yeah. Him. Grrrr...you know, if he wasn't after Akane like that, I
would really respect him as a new character, maybe even like him. Now, I'm
just gonna have to kill him.

Ranma: It was Akane who found him attractive, not the other way around. (To
himself) Don't know why...I mean, come on, I'm handsome. I'm studly. All the
girls like me.

Ryoga: That doesn't matter! Any guy who can be described in that way...what
was the phrase again?

Ranma: "Greasy sexuality"

Ryoga: You see?! That's...that's just wrong! How can anyone have a certain
kind of "greasy sexuality"? How? HOW?

Ranma: (still stewing to himself) Yes....how...?

Ryoga: I know one thing.  If that cat-guy start making any moves on Akane,
I'll--I'll pound his head in!   It will be World War 3 before I'm through!

Ranma: Which may come anyway with all these groups within Furikan.  We
definately have to find out what happens next. (To himself) So...she likes
'greasy sexuality', eh?

Ryoga: Oh, definately. This is one fanfic I would have to read all the way
through, just for the destruction alone. (Blinks) Wait a minute...what did
you just say?

Ranma: Huh? Oh, nothing, nothing.

Ryoga: You're still hung up over that phrase aren't you?!

Ranma: Aww, you're just jealous because no one ever describes you as having
'greasy sexuality'.

Ryoga: THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL!!! THAT'S SICK, RANMA!!!

Ranma: Though, if you think about it, that phrase can apply to you. After
all, pork *is* supposed to be greasy, eh P-chan?

Ryoga: WHA?!  I--GRRR....DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

(Fade out to sounds of violence.)
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