(Outside, Akane is still listening)
Akane:(To herself)H-he-he ma-mastur..
(Inside the room)
Ukyo:You've done this by yourself?
Ranma:Of course. If there's no one here to help, I hafta do this by
myself. And I've done this many many times.(Thinking)So how come I STILL
can't put a tuxedo on right?
Ukyo:Well, if you've done this many many times, you should be a natural.
hey has she been reading my story?
*snip*
Ukyo:(Reaches into purse and produces a bottle of pills)Take these.
Ranma:(Looks at bottle)What're these?
Ukyo:Pills.
Ranma:I know. What are they for?
Ukyo:It'll help keep you up.
what is she doing with those? Boy the implications are numerous.
Ranma:Really? Well, I shouldn't really use these. Can't you get addicted
to them?
Ukyo:Only if you use them constantly. Just use it this once. It'll be
all right.
humm.
Ranma:Okay.
(Ranma opens bottle and takes a pill)
Ranma:(Sarcastically)Wow, I can feel myself on the up and up already.
Ukyo:(Smirk)Very funny. Just wait a few moment. It'll kick in soon
enough.
Ranma:Well, now what?
(Ukyo shows him the cummerbund. Ranma shrugs his shoulders and extends
his arms out so Ukyo could wrap it around his waist)
gah! its cumberbund not a cummerbund! boy what an intriguing spelling
error. *ponder* freudian perhaps in nature.
Well, there's yet another fanfic. I hold you liked reading this. I
hope this was humorous enough to merit a response. Anyway, I'd like to
thank Rumiko Takahashi for creating Ranma, and that I would never
infringe on her works. I know. I know. The story itself it rather crude
and very lemony in tones, but you can't actually call this a lemon
simply because this story had nothing to do with sex ;) Also, I'd like
to apologize for any spelling or grammar errors.
these are pretty funny. Though you're previous two are funnier. This
reminds me of a three's company type situation. in fact that kind of
show with all three of the girls living with Ranma might be pretty
funny.
--Eric
Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong
<Bye>
What didja think? I'm pretty sure I can add a bit more to it....
-OneShot
Jeffrey Keith Wong: jeffwong@li.net
http://www.rit.edu/~jkw7063/fanfic/index.htm
http://www.li.net/~jeffwong/index.htm
The latter site has been updated on Sept19th.