Sabin Rene Figaro wrote:

.... and... he wants to know if anyone on the list wants to help him play
a prank on Bert.  He just bought a license for Bert Van Vliet to carry a
lightsaber. He will be mailing it, and so he wants you people of the FFML
to tease Bert about whether or not he's got a license for that 'saber. :)

For example:

"Hey, Bert, we've gotten to talking on the FFML, and we're
wondering if you've gotten a license for that Lightsaber
of yours yet."

(Hey, we can't have him thinking, "How come so many
people thought of this at once?")

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