I think I speak for the majority of decent, god-fearing people when I say
that this fic is sufficient justification for stoning you to death. However,
as none of those people are on this list, you should be fine.

    Seriously, though, somebody had to do it. And hey, it could have been
worse. It could have been <shudder> a Lemon.

   
           -Matthew Giglia, the Magnificient Mr.Bean-

-who will spend the next few hours hoping that I didn't give anybody ideas
with that lemon joke.