"Best Darkfic/Shockfic"  (The fanfic that gives you a genuine cold
fear of things that go bump in the night.)

"Most Depressing Fanfic"  (Given to the fanfic, so depressing, you
read "Bitter End" just to cheer up.)

What?  No nominations of "Bubblegum Collapse" for either of these?  Ah,
well... it's been nearly a year; guess I've been forgotten :P

Hey, no one's mentioned Now It's Time to Say Goodbye, my Maison snuff
fic either.  Not to mention Sour Times.  *sigh* :-)

--Sean Gaffney
--not being completely serious...
--and btw, I Know Him So Well is a songfic, not a filk