I already did Ranko as superhuman...

Subject: [Spamfic] Project Ryouga

    "Everytime Ryouga gets a girl curse, he turns into a blond."

    "Yes, but which blond?"

Ranma: (In cursed form, running at 100 km/hr)  "Ryouga, looks like I'm
    gonna have to take the shortcut again today."

Ryouga: (In his cursed form, holding on to Ranma's hand)  "This is all
    your fault Ranma!"

Ranma: "Yeah, but if you had to find your own way to school it'd take
    you weeks."

Ryouga: "Why do we have to go to school in our cursed forms anyway?"

Ranma: (Hoping over rooftops) "Well, it's a girl's school isn't it?  At
    least we didn't pick up animal curses."

Ryouga: "That's easy for you to say.  At least your cursed form's got
    superpowers, mine's just cute.  I'd rather be an animal than be
    cute."

Ranma: "Gee Ryouga, I don't know, some animals are pretty cute."  (Slams
    to a stop, as somebody is blocking the school gate.)  "Biko?"

Biko: "Ranko, Ryouko, hah!  At last I remember, you're Eiko and Shiko
    from Kindergarten.  How could I have forgotten?  You two haven't
    changed a bit!"

Ranma: "Gee Biko, I don't know what you're talking about."

Biko: "Now Eiko, we'll finish this and have our duel you ran away from ten
    years ago, and Shiko will be mine!"

Ranma: "Oh come on Biko, Ryoug-- Ryouko isn't a prize, he-- she's a
    person."

Biko: "Silence!  We'll have that duel now."  (Motions for Ine to come
    forwards in a battlesuit.)

Ranma: "This is a duel?"

Biko: "If I say so, this is the way it'll be!"

Ranma: (Easily pounds the battlesuit into scrap, using anything goes
    supergirl martial arts, then turns to Biko.)  "Say Biko, you know,
    you're kinda cute when you're all flustered like that."

Biko: "Wha---  You, you pervert Eiko!"

Ryouga: "I could have taken that battlesuit easy."

Ranma: "Yeah, right."

	Henry J. Cobb	hcobb@slip.net          http://www.io.com/~hcobb