A not so typical revenge fic. Enjoy. ^_^

[The camera pans in on a single house in Orem, Utah. In the garage of 
this paritcular house, is a somewhat pudgy 19 year old boy. Evidently in 
a sweat from walking for nearly an hour at a brisk pace several times. 
Beside the treadmill he�s walking on, a stereo is playing music, the 
soundtrack to the movie "Toys".]

Me: ~ There�s no reality, it�s just an illusion. There�s no real sanity, 
just plain confusion. ~  

[Several figures walk up to the house, all of the evidently caught up in 
their own conversation.]

Voice�a�: Are you sure he lives here?

Voice �b�: Yeah, I checked through the directory. Twice.

Voice �c�: Yeah right. I could have gotten us here sooner.

Voice �b�: Yeah, about 3 months later! We never should have let you 
guide us here. We could have gotten here MONTHS ago!

Voice �d�: No mind. We find fanfic author, let get on with it! Make him 
hurt big time.

[The boy turns to see the members of the Ranma � cast outside the 
garage. The boy knows why they�re there. He runs out.]

Me: What are you guys doing here!

Ryoga: What does it look like? Were here to get revenge on you for what 
you did to us in Hammer�s Wrath!

[Ryoga is still covered in bandages on his body, and is evidently 
pissed.]

Ukyou: Yeah, especially after what Akane did to me! 

[Ukyou, in the best condition, has a REALLY ugly scar over her left 
eye.]

Me: well, if they ever do a cast call for a Peter Pan/Ranma fusion, 
you�d be perfect for a pirate. 
[in a stereotypical pirate voice] Aye matey, Hard to port!

Ukyou[still mad]: Ha ha ha, REAL funny.

[Shampoo�s turn]

Shampoo: Shampoo no feel good after stupid tomboy beat up Shampoo. Also, 
Great-grandmother is still in hospital after second chapter and is still 
there.

Me: Pah! Serves the old wrinkled monkey right! After all she�s done, she 
SHOULD be dead. 

Shampoo: And how come you put Akane and Ranma together? Shampoo is 
clearly best for Airen.

Me: Because bimbo, you have neither the like-ability or the same 
attitude that Akane has. Also, YOU�RE A FANBOY CHARACTER! There, I said 
it, and I�d say it again if I could. 

Shampoo: Grrrrr.

[Ryoga�s turn]

Ryoga: You know, the only scene where I actually have lines is the one 
where Akane beats me up! Why? 

Me: Easy piggy. You�re a crybaby because you always blame Ranma for 
things that you COULD have not done, but NOOO. You just HAD to follow 
femboy here to China and fall in the spring. Also, if you were a real 
man, you would have just said it out loud to Akane. In fact, I think I 
wrote the most violent response to Akane finding out that you were 
P-Chan.

 You could have just lived in that school and been your usual stupid 
self, but you chose to make your life as it is and you blame Ranma for 
it. That�s real manly Ryoga. 

Ranma: Uh.. yeah, what he said Ryoga.

Me: [turns to glare at Ranma] Just wait till I get to you femboy!

Ranma: You stole that from Blade, didn�t you.

Me: Yeah, SO WHAT?!?!

Ranma: Nothing, never mind. Oh wait, also, how come I was getting tossed 
around like a volley ball in that fanfic? I mean, it didn�t exactly 
tickle to be tossed into the ground! 

Me: Aww quit whining. You got humbled, still have Akane, and are going 
to be in my super xover fanfics in the future.

Ranma: And also, why are you using Mom in your Tekno/EVA fic?

Me: Cause she�s stronger than you. 

Ranma: Now that�s why...

Me: Don�t waste your breath. Nodoka, Akane, and a few others will always 
be more powerful than you, DEAL WITH IT!

Ukyo: You do realize that we all have you outnumbered here.

Me: Yes I do, but there�s one thing you forgot.

Shampoo: What that?

[Chris becomes gigantic and looks more godly than anything else.]

Me: I AM THE AUTHOR!! I WEILD SUPREME POWER! IN FACT, I AM GOD IN THIS 
WORLD! NOW, LOSERS ON THE GROUND...

[Picks them up in his massive hand.]

Me: [quotes the words of Genkai-Shihan from Yu Yu Hakusho] "GO HOME, 
CRAP, AND SLEEP!" 

[He throws them all back to Japan, while he returns to his normal size, 
Moose, Akane, and Nodoka come out behind a corner, seeing the others go. 
He notices them.]

Me: Oh, hi guys. What�s up?

[Moose suddenly glomps Chris.]

Moose: Ohthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.

[gasping for air.]

Chris: Uh... don�t... mention... it.

[Nodoka taps Moose�s shoulder.]

Nodoka: Ano.... I think he still needs to breathe.

Moose: Oh, gomen.

[Gasping for air.]

Chris: It�s alright.

[Nodoka bows and says.]

Nodoka: Thank you, I for one enjoyed being in that fic. Also, it is nice 
having someone else being the most powerful being other than my son. 
Thank you once more.

Chris: Uh, Doitashimashite. I think

[Akane steps up.]

Akane: Although some parts of that fic did hurt a bit, it was refreshing 
to be evil for a little while. 

Chris: I really liked the "Two Akanes" episode, that�s what helped me on 
that. 

Moose: I really should thank you. Not too many people are that nice to 
me. True, that last part did hurt a bit, but the next was just so 
wonderful. Thank you.

Chris: Oh, you�re welcome. 

Nodoka: Well, we�d better get going, need to get back to Tokyo-3 for the 
next chapter for Seraphim�s Judgment.

Chris: Oh, speaking of which. [pulls out the scripts and hands them to 
Akane and Nodoka.] The other one is for Ranma. I sorta forgot to give it 
to him. And make sure to say hi to Seraphina for me, please Nodoka-san?

Nodoka: I�ll make sure he gets it. And I will. 

[Seeing the trio walk off. He turns to the reader.]

Me: Like I was actually gonna let those losers wail on me. Yeesh!

[Walks back inside to start running again.]

Notes:

Now here's what happened to each of the characters:

Ryoga: Beaten bloodily and within an inch of his life.
Ukyou: slashed across the eye
Shampoo: Beaten and bear fried
Ranma: tossed around like a rag doll, pretty much useless until the end 
of the fic.
The Kunos: Buried alive, but dug out with several injuried. Kodachi 
sustained a concussion.

I wanted to do a revengefic, but I didn�t want it to be like all the 
others because of several previous ones. This one makes it a bit 
different from other revengefics. Hoped you folks liked it.




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