<Hikaru slaps Lurker repeatedly>

Lurker: Wha? Wha'd I do? I'm just tryin' to read the fic here!

Hikaru: Hmph. You're being a pervert anyway. 

Lurker: ::thinks:: *since when did Hikaru start acting like Akane? This

is

nuts...*

Chris: Luker & Hikaru sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! [ducks a fireball]

As I endeavored to think clean thoughts (I'm male, I'm single, I'm 22 -
take it from there), I checked myself over.  I was a god, after all,

I've

got to make a good impression.  Black jeans, green dress shirt over a

white

T-shirt, dark green trenchcoat, and shades.  Oh yeah, I'm the image of

a

god, all right.  If you believe that, I've got some nice bridges to

sell

you.

Lurker: Got anything in suspension?

Hikaru: I wouldn't mind a drawbridge model...

Chris: For you, I'll make a special deal.

"What kind of weirdo are you?" she demanded angrily, standing up and

taking

a couple steps back.

Gonzo: He's not any kind of weirdo I've seen...

Hikaru, Lurker: O_O

Lurker: Where the hell did *that* come from?

Hikaru: KILL IT!!

Lurker: Hai! <pulls out a phaser, set to "flash fry", and roasts Gonzo.

The

weirdo explodes in a cloud of charred chicken feathers.>

Chris: And the world was a better place.

"Chris?" Ami asked softly, stopping.  She turned and looked at me
hopefully.  "Can you do something..." she trailed off.

I arched an eyebrow at her.  "Godly?"  She blushed and nodded quickly. 

I

sighed and summoned my armor, careful to leave off my weaponry, and

careful

to leave on the trenchcoat.  "How about this?"  I froze time and walked
around to a few feet in front of her.  "Or this?"

Lurker: Showoff.

Chris: Bah, you're jealous.

--
Christopher "God-boy" Angel
cja124@mail.usask.ca      http://www.engr.usask.ca/~cja124
"Love is stronger than justice."
-The Munificent Seven by Sting