*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*
(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)
(The future isn't what it used to be....)
"MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 6.7"
EPISODE 9: "BISHOUJO SENSHI ROYAL RUMBLE"
(A Sailor Moon MSTing)
MSTed From the Desk of Megane 6.7
This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author.
Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment
purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or
trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.
Any random mention of certain anime characters, song titles, etc. are
the property of their respected creators/distributors/etc....
Sailor Moon is the property of Naoko Takeuchi and all the
distributors of her work.
"Bishoujo Senshi Royal Rumble" is the property of Ken Hoinsky
and he's welcome to it. I do not intend to offend him for making fun
of his work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone
does. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;)
THE SATELLITE OF LOVE
21:22 HOURS
"Crow, have you seen Tom around?"
Crow T. Robot looked up from his FLUX magazine to see his
creator Joel Robinson standing behind him. "Haven't seen him all day, Joel."
Crow shrugged.
"Well, It's his turn to clean the loadpan. Magic Voice!" Joel
called out. "Can you tell me where Tom's hiding?"
A moment later the feminine voice of Magic Voice answered.
"Tom's in the Holocabana, Joel. Running his *latest* program."
"Again?" Joel sighed. "That's the seventh time, today."
"He's getting to be a real junkie on that thing. Crow remarked.
"And you're not?" Joel retorted wryly.
"Do you want me to relay a message to him?" Magic Voice
asked.
"No, that's okay. I'll go talk to him myself...."
* * *
THE HOLOCABANA
The mellow sounds of "Otoo-san" sung by Kasumi Tendo
filled the study as Tom Servo sat in his favorite chair playing a portable
hand-held game. He was wearing a red smoking jacket and a
red fez rested on his head. So absorbed by his game, he failed to
notice the Holocabana door open and Joel walk in.
Joel shook his head when he saw Tom. He knew Tom liked to
get some peace and quiet once in a while but lately he had been spending
all of his time in here, always the same program. At least when Crow
goofed off in here, he had a variety of time-wasting programs. Joel decided
it was time for some answers....
"Tom?"
"Hm?" Tom replied in a sleepy voice as he glanced up from his
book. "Oh, sorry Joel. I'm really into this game...."
"I've noticed." Joel replied. "In fact, you've been playing it in here
quite a bit lately. Anything you want to talk about?"
Tom seemed surprised. "Not really, Joel. The truth is, when we
*accidently* depressurized our rooms a little while back, Crow was driving
me nuts because he had nothing else to do and was bored with the
Holocabana. So I came in here and came up with this program so I could
relax a bit. Then when our rooms returned to normal, I found I liked being
in here more, so I stayed."
"Okay but lately you've been in here every free moment. I'm bored
watching Crow read magazines all week...." Joel explained.
"It's this game!" Tom explained. "I can't put it down! You should
really give it a try when I'm done...."
"What is it? Armor Core?" Joel inquired.
"Nope."
"A portable version of Final Fantasy VII?" Joel muttered.
"Nah, I have your FFSUCK invention for that. But it is sorta
like that." Tom replied. "There's a good chance you might like
it. You should give it a try after I'm done...."
"Maybe I will. In the meantime, though, the loadpan needs cleaning
and...."
"Aw, just ONE more level Joel!" Tom begged. "All I have to
do is beat Emerald Weapon. I've been fighting him for the past several
days and he keeps killing me. But now that I got Knights of the Round..."
Before Tom could finish his description of the game, the voice
of Gypsy interrupted the music. "Guys, the Mads are calling...."
Tom groaned while Joel placed a hand on his shoulder. "Come on,
Tom. The game will always be there when you get back...."
"I guess...." Tom replied glumly.
* * *
DEEP 13
Dr. Clayton Forrester, along with his assistant, T.V.'s Frank, turned
as the viewscreen came to life, revealing Joel and his artificial friends.
"Look, Frank! Johnny Bop and the Two Steps have graced us with
their presence...." Dr. Forrester wisecracked as he assumed his usual air of
superiority. "I trust you're ready, willing and somewhat able to present
your invention for the exchange this week?"
"I've got it right here, Dr. F." Joel replied as he placed what appeared
to be a portable hair dryer, the kind they have at hair salons.
"This invention is designed for all hardcore anime and manga fans
that want to style their hair just like their favorite anime or manga character, but
don't want to risk messing up their hair with dye or expensive styling jobs."
Joel explained as he placed the bubble over his head, covering his hair completely.
"Say, for example, you want the hairstyle of Usagi, dumplings and all. But
you prefer it to be black. All you have to do is program it into the keyboard attached
to the side of the machine here...." Joel typed on the keyboard for a moment and
then waited. A few seconds later, the helmet hissed, a thin wisp of steam seeping
out from the helmet and then it disappeared. Then Joel removed the helmet....
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Dr. Forrester and Frank found themselves
gasping for breath as they laughed himself silly over Joel's new 'do.
"I....I must admit...." Dr. Forrester finally replied. "Starting a new fad like that
won't *'do* the world any good...."
"M....Meatball head!" Frank giggled.
"You can have any hairstyle you want. As you can tell, I can even
have a girl's hairstyle. The same thing goes for women having a man's
hairstyle. I'm pretty sure this invention will go like hotcakes to the female
population because that means they can have the same hair as Duo
Maxwell."
"It's out way of showing the female Gundam Wing fans that we
care about their pain." Crow added sincerely.
Joel placed his head back under the bubble and typed on the
keyboard again. There was another wisp of steam and then Joel
removed the bubble....
"See? Now my hair's styled like Goku from Dragon Ball." Joel
said as he gestured at the black spikes. Then he placed his head under the
bubble for a third time and emerged with the hair of Guile from Street
Fighter II. "And best of all, the effects are completely reversible so
there's no worry of being stuck with something you hate...." Joel said as he
placed his head under the bubble once more...."
Only to have the Mads launch into another fit of laughter as Joel
was suddenly bald! A quick glance at the computer confirmed that he had
given himself the "Genma Saotome" hairdo. "Uh...heh heh...There must
be a short in the system...."
Joel bashed the side of the machine with his fist and then placed
the bubble back on his head. A quick style job later and Joel had the
hair of Ryoko from "No Need for Tenchi" Then he tried again and
received Lum's long green locks. Yet another attempt gave him the thick
blond mane of Anna Puma from Dominion Tank Police. All the while,
Dr. Forrester and Frank were in near hysterics.
Finally, after Joel found himself with the cherry red hairstyle of
Ranma-Chan, complete with a pigtail, he gave up and decided to stick
with that look for now. "I guess I'll have to work on it later...." Joel
finished lamely.
"Well then...." Dr. Forrester replied with a smile that seemed
genuine. "I guess I'll present my invention for the week. Oh, Frank...."
Frank went over to the corner of the lab to retrieve their invention. It was
a board game which Frank placed down on the table while Dr. F began his pitch....
"You may have heard about the popular board game *Six Degrees of
Kevin Bacon*, which links the actor with virtually every actor in Hollywood through
various movie tie-ins. Well, we here at Deep 13 have decided to cash in on this
idea by producing our own version of the game, which we call....
"SIX DEGREES OF JOE DON BAKER!!!" Dr. Forrester and Frank
exclaimed together. "Now you can have hours of fun as you attempt to
link everyone's favorite slob with various movie tie-ins. For example: Pick
an actor or movie....
"Uhhh...The Naked Gun?" Crow suggested.
"Okay...." Dr. Forrester picked up a fat textbook from the game box and
flipped through it. After a moment, he gave it to Frank who recited. "The Naked
Gun had George Kennedy who was in Wacko with Jon Don Baker in 1981."
"That was too easy. Try another one...." Dr. F prodded them.
"Well....How about Meatballs?" Tom replied.
After another quick look in the book, Frank recited again. "Bill Murray
was in Meatballs and he was also in Caddyshack with Chevy Chase who was in
Fletch with Joe Don Baker in 1985." Frank replied.
"And this book's just filled with links to Joe Don Baker films, guaranteeing
hours of fun for the whole family!" Dr. Forrester continued. "Before you know it,
you'll be driving people up the wall with your knowledge of Joe Don Baker and within
a month, you'll be an outcast in society, forced to recite the names of all fifty states in
order to scrape up a living, panhandling on the street...."
"What do you think, Joel?" Frank asked.
"Great. It'll give hope to all the Trivial Pursuit and IQ 2000
zealots out there, I guess...." Joel replied.
"Well now, we could talk about Joe Don Baker all day but it's
time to hand out your experiment for the week. I was originally going
to give you a much *worse* fanfic but since you amused me so much
with your experiment, I've decided to go easy on you for now. Today's
experiment is a fanfic that combines the Sailor Senshi with the warriors
of the World Wrestling Federation. "Bishoujo Senshi Royal Rumble" by
Ken Hoinsky. Enjoy it as best you can! Send them the fanfic, Frank...."
"Deposited and flushed, sir...."
* * *
THE SATELLITE OF LOVE
"I sure hope I can get this back to normal...." Joel muttered as he ran
his fingers through his red hair, trying to muss it up a bit back to his preferred
style.
"Ah, don't worry about it Joel." Crow said cheerfully. "You know what
they say. Hair today, Gone...."
"Don't say that!" Joel yelped, remembering the horror of being bald like
Genma for a few moments. "I'm sure I can fix...."
Joel was interrupted as alarms and sirens suddenly rang out.
"OHHHH, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!" Joel cried out.
(Door 6: It's a gentle waterfall. You slowly pass through it.)
(Door 5: It's made of soup cans. You plow through them with a golf cart)
(Door 4: It falls towards you, missing your foot by millimeters.)
(Door 3: It's a slider's vortex. You step through it, hoping you'll remain on
this earth.)
(Door 2. It's made of white rice. You eat until you're stuffed, wait a hour,
then eat again until you've cleared a path through.)
(Door 1: It swirls open from the center.)
(Door .7: The camera pans downward where a small hatch pops open.)
Joel walks into the theater with Tom in his arms, Crow
following close behind. Stepping over the air grate that prevented Tom
from entering the theater on his own, Joel placed him down on one of
the theater seats and sat next to him, Crow sitting on his right. Then
Crow turned to face Joel and inquired.
"Can I ask a quick question before the movie starts?"
"Sure, what?" Joel replied.
"Who the hell is Joe Don Baker?"
"I was kinda wondering that myself...." Tom added.
"Remember the movie "Cape Fear"? I think he played that
guy, Claude Kersek...." Joel replied.
"Ohhhh....the slob." Tom and Crow nodded with
understanding.
"Still, I wonder why Dr. F picked that guy out of all the actors
out there to use for his game....Oh well." Joel wondered to himself
before settling back to watch the fanfic....
Here is a Sailor Moon/World Wide Wrestling Federation crossover I wrote
for a school project!
Hope everyone loves it! (If you want to know it
took me about 1:30 for the whole thing to be done!)
Crow: It only took him a minute and a half?
Joel: Woah! And I thought writing for an hour was hard....
Tom: Announcing the 90 second challenge!
---------------------(: In Smilie Sound :)-----------------------------
Tom: Smilie?
Joel: The audience is confused.....
Crow: Maybe he means *simile*
Tom: Does that mean this fanfic won't have the words *like* or *as*?
Bishoujo Senshi Royal Rumble
Sailor Moon/WWF Crossover
By Ken Hoinsky (Ken.Hoinsky@Blade.Net)
Tom: Second Cousin, twice removed, of Chris McNeil.
Joel: Oh great. As if there wasn't enough blading in the WWF as it is....
Crow: Blade.Net. Where our wit's are sharp, our barbs are brisk, our
hearing is acute and our fanfics are duller than Charles Groden.
( Moon Light Densetu and Opening Credits are scrolling )
Joel: (singing) Scrolling....Scrolling....Scrolling down the river....
Crow: Created, Directed, Produced, Written, and Compiled by Naoko
Takeuchi. Massacred by Ken Hoinsky.
Tom: Music by "Seether and the Crippled Crotch" singing their number
one smash hit. "Balls to Break"
Joel: Tom....
It was a beautiful day in Crystal Tokyo until Neo-Queen Serenity was
somehow possessed by the immortal soul of Queen Metallia of the Silver
Millenium.
Tom: Hey, these things happen....
Crow: Metallia! I love that band! Can't wait for RE-LOAD....
Joel: You're thinking of METALLICA, Crow....
She kidnapped Chibi-Usa and they are hiding out in the small town
of Milford, Connecticut.
Crow: Finally....The crossover I've waited so long for....Sailor Chibi
Vs. Chyna!
Tom: Not since "C-ko Vs. Godzilla" has there been such hype for a match!
Joel: I don't know guys....Chyna doesn't look the type to be desensitized to
whining....
Crow: Are you kidding? She'd put Chibi through the wall, he said hopefully....
Coincidently, this is also the home town of the World Wrestling Federation
(WWF) Royal Rumble 1996.
Tom: If it's 1996, then how did someone from the future like Crystal Tokyo
get there?
Crow: They must pulled a Ryoga. I mean, that guy can end up just about
anywhere! Heck, he'll probably find his way onto Voyager someday...
Joel: He'd probably change into P-Chan and end up in Seven of Nine's
quarters, being held to her bosom every night....
Tom: Either that or end up on Neelix's menu.
Now lets join our heroes in action.
Tom: Doesn't he mean heroines?
Joel: What about Tuxedo Mask?
Crow and Tom: What about him?
Joel: Uhh, never mind....
- Rei-chan's Temple-
Luna: Chibi-Usa was kidnapped! Or at least that's the word from the HQ.
Joel: The senshi have an HQ?
Crow: They must be rooming with the Dominion Tank Police....
Artemis: It's true! How shall we confront this?
Minako: We can't start yet! Usagi isn't here yet!
Usagi (Coming in Late): Waaahhhh!!! I'm late! Shingo used all the hot water!
Joel: Well, that's what you get for coming in late....
Crow: Shingo needed the hot water to shave his palms....
Joel: Crow....
Rei: You have no sense of time!
Tom: (imitating Usagi) Sure I do! I'm just on daylight savings!
( Rei and Usagi stick tounges at each other )
Crow: Say....It's an indirect french kiss!
Joel: (imitating Usagi) I got cotton candy! Nyahh! Nyahh!
Ami: Please stop! Usagi, Chibi-Usa was kidnapped!
Usagi: Really?! I'll miss the little bugger.
Crow: (imitating Usagi) Almost as much as I miss me folks back 'ome in
Manchester....
Ami: No time, let's get to Milford where she is right now.
Crow: Um, how did Ami know Chiba-usa was taken to Milford?
Tom: She HAS to know. Otherwise, there'll be no plot.
Crow: There's a plot?
( They use their Sailor Teleport. The Same one as when they transported to
the Dark Kingdom in their battle with Queen Beryl )
Tom: So if you haven't seen that episode, it's YOUR fault for not watching enough
Sailor Moon!
- Center of Milford -
Joel: That would be the town *square* then?
Tom: Most likely since that's where the *root* of all problems usually
occur.
Joel: Heh...that was awfully punny, Tom.
Luna: Ami-chan, use your computer to help locate Chibi-Usa.
Ami: Yes! I see something.....
Tom: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....a raincloud!
Queen Serenity is behind the kidnapping!
Usagi: No! It cant be true. I haven't travelled back in time to kidnap my
daughter! Waaaahhh! (Usagi becomes Queen Serenity in the future and
Chibi-Usa is her and Endymion-sama's child)
Crow: Wow....She took the news so hard, she aged hundreds of years, boinked
Tux-Boy and had a child, all in a few moments....
Artemis: This is no time to cry, Usagi! Sailors - TRANSFORM!
Minako: Yes!
All: (imitating Marv Albert) YES!
( Cool Fancy music is played while the girls spin around and change from
regular girls to Beautiful Warrior Sailors!
All: (singing) If you want our BODIES....
"_______ Make Up!" )
Joel: The sailor scouts are finally trying the natural look....
Tom: Don't they have to kiss before they can make up?
Crow: Yeah! Then they can have *make up* sex!
Joel: Crow....
Jupiter-chan: Let's get to the center of this!
Tom: You're already there, Mulligan....
Venus: What's this? (She notices a sign on a telephone pole)
Crow: It's....It's a sign! A sign from the heavens!
Tom: (imitating Venus reading) No teleporting from 6pm to 6am....
______________________
| Royal Rumble |
| St. Marys Jan 29th |
|starring Small Lady |
|____________________|
Joel: Now, that is one crappy looking sign....
Crow: St. Marys? The Rumble's being held in a church?
Tom: (imitating Paul Bearer) OH YES! MY UNDERTAKER CAN
BURY HIS OPPONENT AND I'LL CASH IN ON THE UROLOGY!
OH YESSSS!!!
Joel: Tom, don't EVER do that again.
Crow: Besides, Undertaker isn't with Paul Bearer anymore....
Tom: Yes he is! This is 1996, remember?
Crow: This fanfic's from the past, just like Artemis' Lover!
Moon: That's Chibi-Usa! Let's go to Saint Marys School!
Joel: They're holding the rumble in a catholic school?
Tom: (imitating Nuns) KILL! KILL! WE WANT BLOOD!!!
Crow: (imitating priests) REST IN PEACE! REST IN PEACE!
Joel: Guys....
- St. Marys School -
Mercury: Small place for a 'Royal' Rumble.
Mars: Shhhhh.. Someone is speaking!
Tom: (imitating Ami) That was me, you doorknob!
Mean Gene: Welcome to the Rumble! Our first man in is Big Daddy Cool, Diesel!
Crow: Oh, come on! Mean Gene left the WWF *way* before 1996.
Tom: Well, the author did say he wrote it in a minute and a half....
Joel: I wouldn't have guessed longer than 45 seconds myself.
Crow: Judging by the plot so far, the author took *no time* in coming
up with one.
Luna: It must be a Youma! Senshi, attack!
( They run into the ring )
Crow: (imitating Usagi) Ouch! That hurt! Wahhhh!!!
Mean Gene: They can't enter! but they're so kawaii I'll let them slide!
Joel: I can't believe I lived long enough to hear Mean Gene say the word
*kawaii*
Crow: Now all we need is for Kamala to speak a coherent sentence and our
lives will be complete....
Jupiter-chan: Supreme.......... Thunder!
Diesel: Ahh, that stings! I'm gonna jackknife you!
Tom: But before he does that, he must do his signature crowd pleaser
to let the crowd know that he is going to do that.
Crow: I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure Diesel wants to do
more than jacknife her.
Joel: Crow...
(He jackknifes Sailor Mercury out of the ring. )
Tom: Now that's going to leave a mark....
Joel: Diesel better hope the SM fanboys don't hear about this or he's a dead
man, seven feet tall or not....
Mars: Ami-chan! You're going to get it youma!
Tom: (imitating Ami) Hey! Leave my ma out of this!
( She jump-kicks Diesel out of the ring.)
Crow: Oh, those are much more effective than *dropkicks*
Tom: The bigger they are....the worse they smell when they die.
Joel: Didn't you use that joke in the third MSTing?
Tom: Is it any less funny?
Joel: Good point....
Gene: She just beat a former World Champion!
Tom: (imitating Gene) And I'm a former commentator for the WWF brought
here against my will by the author! SOMEBODY GET ME A REVENGEFIC!
Our next man in is The Undertaker
(Odd music is played while he walks into the squared circle )
Joel: It's Barney's theme played backwards at 1/4 the speed!
Moon: Let me take him! He looks evil! I'll take him!
Tom: Take him where?
Crow: Usagi must be really horny to stoop that low....
Joel: Crow....
( She pulls out her Moon Rod )
All: Ewwwww!!!
Moon: Moon Princess Haltation!
Joel: (imitating Usagi) Get a whiff of my onion breath, Nega-Trash!
Undertaker: I thought this was a fake match?! Oh well out you go!
Venus: Not so fast there, youma! Cresent.......... Beam!
Tom: (imitating Kramer) Yo Youma!!
Crow: Yo mama!
Joel: (imitating Minako) Slow down a bit, Let's get to know each other first....
Undertaker: Ahh! ok.. Ill get rid of the cute one with the odangas and then
you!
Tom and Crow: (chanting) ODANGAS! ODA! ODA! ODANGAS! ODA! ODA!
Joel: (imitating Undertaker singing) I can't stop this feeling.....deep inside of
me....Girl, you just don't realize....what you do to me....
( He picks up Sailor Moon and piledrivers her. )
Tom: YES! YES! YES! YES! FINALLY! YES!!!
Crow: Too bad she wasn't Sailor Marissa....
Joel: Close enough.
Moon: Minako-chan.. Dont forget me!
( She Past Away )
Joel: Hey, the descriptions are dubbed....
Crow: I'll bet she'll be reincarnated as a bunny rabbit...
Joel: Or another character in a fanfic....
Tom: Fanfiction! The reason why the legends of Anime and Manga will
never die!
Crow: That's pretty cool, Tom.
Tom: Thanks!
Venus: No!!!! Ok! You are definately going down, youma!
Joel: (imitating Hogan) Whatcha gonna do when Sailor Venus go wild on you!!!
Crow: Lay back and enjoy it?
Joel: Crow....
Crow: Hey, you asked....
( She kicks The Undertaker in the groin! )
Undertaker: Ow! Ok, my contract ends here.. Tell that to my agent!
Tom: (imitating Undertaker) And while you've got him on the phone,
tell him if he ever books me in a Sailor Moon crossover again, I'll....WHAT!
Flashman!?! FFML Royal Rumble?! Heel Turn?!? WHY YOU....
Crow: (imitating Undertaker) Wait! Did you say Sakura? Hey, I'm there!
Gene: Wow! Those girls are good! The Undertaker walked out of the ring! Well,
here comes Razor Ramon!
Razor: You are going down, chico(s)!
Tom: Give em the lumber!
Joel: Lumber?
Crow: The toothpick, Joel!
Joel: Oh.....
Mars: Not so fast! Fire..... Soul!
Razor: Ahh! You melted my chains! You're gonna pay for that.
Tom: About five bucks should cover it.
Mars: I just dare you to try!
Razor: I will! (He signs for the Razor's Edge (tm))
Mean Gene: He just Razor Edge'd the girl in the red right out of the ring!
Crow: Yeah, but what about Mars?
Joel: About time someone took out Carmen Sandiego....
Tom: Now if someone could just take out the cartoon....
Jupiter-chan: Rei! Dont forget me!
Mars: I wont.. I'll come back just like when we faught Beryl!
Joel: Don't they need Princess Serenity and the moon scepter for that?
Crow: Details, details....
( Mars past away )
Tom: Oh man, that really put Nuku's death scene in "Transitions" to shame,
didn't it? I don't know if I can take much more of these terkjerkers, Joel....
Crow: I don't know if I can take much more of this FANFIC, Joel!
Joel: Stay frosty, guys....
Jupiter-chan: Now! Face me! Supreme....... Thunder!
Razor: Ouch! Thats it! (He runs after Jupiter-chan.)
Mean Gene: I dont believe it! That girl hiptossed The Bad Guy out of the ring!
Joel: (imitating Jupiter) Ewww! You definately DON'T remind me of my
old boyfriend!
( Bob "Sparkplug" Holly walks towards the ring )
Gene: Its the Sparkplug! He's the last man in the rumble! And this Rumble
wont be forgotten too soon!
Crow: As much as we may wish it so....
Tom: Wait a minute! If Holly's the last man, what happened to the other
26 guys?
Joel: Ted Turner must have lured them to WCW....
Bob: You're going to face the power of the Spark girls!
Joel: Are they related to the Nitro girls?
Tom: Not unless they can't dance and wear many layers of clothing....
Crow: Give me Sunny, Marlena, and Sable any day!
Venus: Not unless you get past me! Cresent......... Beam!
Bob: Hah! That is all you have?! I'm gonna get you!
All: (singing) If you only knew.....What I'm gonna do to you.....
(The Sparkplug uppercuts Sailor Venus out of the ring (ala Mortal Kombat) )
Venus: Kill him, Makato-chan!
Joel: Shouldn't that be *finish* him?
Tom: And give him a chance to come back in another SM fanfic? KILL THE
BUM!!!
Jupiter-chan: I will! You think you have electricity?! Prepare to feel it for real
Bob: Take your best shot!
Jupiter-chan: I am planning to! Supreme...... Thunder!
Tom: Not to criticize, but shouldn't Jupiter try a different attack by now?
Crow: Why? Hulk Hogan never did and the fans loved him....
Joel: Sad but true....
Bob: Ahh! You wont forget this! Someone will beat you!
(He fragmented into a bunch of moon dust since this is a G-rated anime. )
Tom: As opposed to the uncensored, uncut PG-13 version of Sailor Moon
when the villains would fragment into a bunch of moon dust.
Jupiter-chan: I did it! Ha hah!
Crow: (imitating Jupiter) First Godzilla and now the Royal Rumble.
DAMN, I'm good!
Joel: Could a hunky guy who looks like her old boyfriend be close behind?
Tom: Now she just has to kill Mean Gene....DIAMOND CUTTER!
BANG!!!
(Out of the Girl's Locker room comes Neo-Queen Serenity with the ghosts of
the five dead Sailors and Chibi-Usa )
Tom: *Five* dead sailors? I thought Moon and Mars were the only ones to
*past way*
Joel: Wait a minute! How can Neo-Queen Serenity be there with the ghost
of Usagi?! Continuity!
Queen: Fool! You know nothing! I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!
Jupiter-chan: Fine! But one question - Sega or Nintendo?
Tom: How about Gameboy? Two buttons and a 4 inch screen with one
color....Now, that's a REAL challenge....
Queen: How dare you mock me! Prepare yourself!
Sailor Senshi Morph....... Moon!
Gene: She turned herself into the kawaii girl in with the odango atamas!
Crow: Thanks for clearing that up or we might have thought the queen
morphed into a big ass.
Joel: Talk about a full moon....
Queen: Hah ha! Moon Tiara Action!
Jupiter-chan: Ow! urghh...Supreme....... Thunder!
Crow: I guess words really can hurt you....
Queen: Ahh! Ok.. Now I kill you! Sailor Senshi Morph....... Mercury!
Jupiter-chan: Ami-chan?! No! It is an illusion! I wont fall for it!
Queen: Shabon........ Spray!
Gene: Its a house of fire here in Milford with this capacity crowd! And I cant
see my fingers!
Tom: That's because they're stuck so far up your....
Joel: Tom....
Crow: What capacity crowd? Show me one person that watching this
thing besides us!
Jupiter-chan: You wont fool me! I know all my friends tricks!
(She Punches Serenity right in the kisser )
Joel: (imitating Jupiter) Yep, Ami always did fall for my sucker punches....
Queen: How dare you punch me?! Ok! Final form!
All: Gee....I wonder who she'll pick next....you don't think....nah, couldn't
be....
Sailor Senshi Morph....... Jupiter!
All: Gasp! What a turn of events! We're stunned!
Jupiter-chan: Myself?! I dont know if I can hurt myself.
Tom: (imitating Jupiter) But when I think about you, I touch myself.
Joel: Tom....
Queen: If you kill your clone you too will die! Whatcha do, eh???
Joel: Oh no, the Queen's a Canadian!
Tom: Exactly what gives the Queen the ability to cause Jupiter's
death by assuming her form?
Gene: Wait! Who is that?!
(Tuxedo Kamen enters the building )
Tom: (imitates guitar strumming....)
Joel: (imitating Tuxedo) Sorry I'm late! My cape was at the cleaners,
get martinized....
Tuxedo Kamen: Not so fast, Queen Serenity! I know your plan! I know your
really possessed by Queen Metallia! You arent fooling anyone!
Give it up, youma!
Joel: Your Canadian accent gave you away, Metallia!
Queen: Youma?! No one calls my Youma!
Crow: You don't call them, they call you....
Chibi-Usa: Endymion! Save me! I'm scared!
Jupiter-chan: Mamoru-sama! Fight with all your heart!
Tom: And if that doesn't work, knee him repeatedly in the groin!
Joel: Anyone catch the irony of a Sailor Senshi giving Tuxedo Mask the
pep talk?
Crow and Tom: We caught it.
Joel: Just checking.
Tuxedo Kamen: It is all over, Queen!
Gene: He's climbing the turnbuckle! What else can we see tonight?!?!
Crow: Well, if the queen's not wearing panties, we might see....
Joel: Crow....
Queen: Hah! You are no match for me!
Tuxedo Kamen: But I am! For This is a 30 Minute Show and we only have 2:30
left!
Joel: Hey guys! Only 2:30 fanfic time remaining!
Crow: (weakly) Yay....
Tom: One minute longer than it took to write the fanfic itself....
Queen: Never!
( He Jump kicks Neo-Queen Serenity, giving her the big boot to the head! )
Joel: (singing) BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!
Tom and Crow: NYAHH!! NYAHH!!
Crow: (singing) BOOT TO THE AUTHOR!!!
Joel and Tom: NYAHH!! NYAHH!!
Tom: (Singing) BOOT TO THIS FANFIC!!!
Joel and Crow: NYAHH!! NYAHH!!
All: BOOT....TO CHIBI-USA!!!
Crow: YEAH!
Tom: Aw, fun....
Queen: Ahh! I'm melting!
Joel: (throwing up his hands) Ohhh....What a world....What a world....
(Queen Metallia escapes from Serenity's body )
Metallia: I'm never dead! I'll be back to kill you once again!
Crow: How did the queen get out if her body was melting?
Tom: How did the queen get out period?
Joel: These and other questions to never be answered and keep the reader
guessing, presuming he or she remembers this fanfic....
Crow: I know I will....
(Serenity comes back to senses )
Joel: Smell, sight, taste, hearing....Oh my god! I can't feel anything!
I've lost all feeling in my....oh wait, there it goes.
Crow: Guess she doesn't have a sixth sense or she would have sensed
the Queen coming.....
Serenity: I am back! I am sorry to have hurt you.. And me!
Tom: Blame the author that wrote this mess.
Oh! I better bring myself back to life or I may paradox and screw up
the senshi for all eternity!
(Joel holds Crow's mouth firmly closed.)
Joel: Don't even think about it....
Crow: Mmph!
Moon Crystal Healing Escalation!
(All The Senshi is brought back )
Tom and Joel: (singing) Welcome Back....Your dreams were your ticket out....
Crow: First it was Ol' Blue Eyes, next the Empire, then it was Spock, the
Terminator and now, the Sailor Senshi are BACK!
Moon: Makato-chan! Good job! I am glad you beat Queen Metallia! Oh! I better
rescue Chibi-usa!
Joel: Some heroine! Letting poor Jupiter do all the butt-kicking and then
trying to grab the glory for herself....
Tom: (imitating Tuxedo Mask) Hey! I'm the one that delivered the final
blow on the Queen! Makoto only softened 97% of her up for me!
Jupiter-chan: Dont worry! I'll take care of it completely!
Crow: (imitating Jupiter) Like every else tonight, you big loads....
(Jupiter unties Chibi-Usa )
Chibi-Usa: Thank you all! But I could have just given her a good Pink Sugar
Attack and went home but then again, you had a great show!
Joel: Hey, what's a few deaths between the best of friends?
Mercury: How dare you make us die for you!
( Mercury slaps Chibi-Usa across the face )
Tom: ALL RIGHT!! First Moon and now that annoying Chibi-Usa! I
LIKE THIS FANFIC!!!
Crow: Gotta give Ken credit, he knows what the readers want and he gives
it to them....
Joel: Let's hope he gets Mean Gene too before the night is done....
Tom: Amen.
Chibi-Usa: Ow!
Crow: (imitating Chibi-Usa) You brute! I'm only 900 years old!
Venus: Rei, why are you so quiet?
Mars: Because today I realized that there is a force out there that can beat
us! And I couldn't do a thing about it! I dont know if I want to be a
Sailor anymore!
Joel: (imitating Venus) It's just this fanfic dear. It's been hard on all of us....
Moon: Rei-chan?! You cant leave.. There will be no one to argue with anymore!
Mars: Usagi-chan! Ok! I know you need me to help lead the senshi! I'll stay!
Crow: Geez, that little problem cleared up in a hurry!
Tom: Reminds me of a episode of "Full House"
Joel: (imitating Michelle) You got it dude!
Crow and Tom: Ugghh....
Artemis: Lets get back to Tokyo!
Luna: Bye-bye Milford!
Joel: (imitating Usagi) And just where the hell have you two been while
we were fighting these wrestlers?!?
Crow: (imitating Luna) Uhh...err...we were trying to find Chibi-Usa?
Tom: (imitating Artemis) Yeah! It's not like we were hiding under those
bleachers to avoid injury and then decided to take advantage of our being
alone....
Crow: (imitating Luna) Artemis no Baka!
(The Sailors Teleport back to Crystal Tokyo )
- Crystal Tokyo -
Joel: Whew! What a trip! I hope they don't get jetlag....
Minako: Boy do I feel good being back here!
Makato-chan: You said it!
Crow: (imitating Makato-Chan) I didn't.....
~~ THE END ~~
Tom: And another Sailor Moon fanfic bites the moon dust....
Joel: At least the punctuation was a lot better this time....
Crow: And the author did let Moon and Chibi-Usa have it, even if Mean
Gene escaped unscathed....
Joel: All in all, not too bad....
SAILOR SAYS: Wrestling is fake! Do not piledrive or jackknife your brother or
sister because you will hurt them and your parents will end up
sueing DIC or WWF.
Crow: (imitating Ken) Or even worse, me!
(Otome No Policy plays. End Credits shown )
Joel: Where? I don't see them....
Tom: Good. Let's blow this corndog stand!
(Joel starts to rise from his seat....)
Possible Short to be added:
All: HUH?!?
kakizake@aol.com
Hi.
This is my second Sailor Moon fanfic.
Crow: Aw, man! That bum! Dr. Forrester never mentioned a short to
us!
Joel: Come on guys, looks like we're not out of here yet....
(Joel takes his seat once more.)
Tom: *grumble* What's next? A Sailor Moon/Boxing Crossover? *grumble*
Crow: Don't give anyone ideas, Tom....
My very first one was posted at RAA under the title of "S Moon stomps the
P Rangers. The fanfic!"
Tom: Not to be confused with "S Moon stomps the P Rangers. The coloring book!
Joel: I wouldn't mind checking that out myself....
This story is just something that really happened to me and my friends.
All the guys in this story are real people.
Crow: It's self-insertion en mass! ARRRGH!!!
Tom: The people in this fanfic are real. No one's name was changed because
no one was innocent. Heh heh heh....
Well, all except Leon, who I stole from BGCrisis. The girls are from Sailor
Moon US. I stole their names from the US version of Sailor Moon. If you
saw that version, then you'll get most of the jokes.
Tom: If not, just try to feign interest.
This story was actually my english paper. Well, enjoy it.
Crow: My teacher didn't!
Joel: Give it a chance, guys....
Send all flames to:
kakizake@aol.com
Tom: Can we save time and just set the author on fire?
Joel: Tom....
All right, here it is.
The Dinner Party
Crow: Wasn't that the name of a porno film?
Tom: You would know....
Crow: Hey!
Joel: Guys....
It was one October night. The air was cool. The night was quiet,
except in one house in Gaithersburg, where a dinner party was taking place.
Joel: Gaithersburg....I'm guessing Germany?
Inside the quaint house, 10 young people were engaged in conversation with
one another. The lights were really dim.
Crow: Just like the young people.
Tom: Zing!
Only 3 candles lit up the dining room. The host, Mark, is preparing dinner
with the help of his friend, Matt.
Joel: (imitating Mark) Hope they like roadkill....
"I think tonight will be a great night." Matt declared. Mark said, "Whatever,
Matt. I'm only doing this because Kevin really likes some girl at school. I
don't know who it is, but she's here. Oh yeah, I'm also doing this 'cause you
asked me to." "OK Bud, whatever you say. I have a gut feeling that you'll be
wrong about tonight." Matt assures him.
Crow: Methinks Matt has just a little *too much* free time on his hands....
In one corner of the room is an interesting fellow, Kevin. He has
really short black hair. He is constantly playing with the scar on his lip.
Tom: Really? Tell me more, this is fascinating....
"What do you think about that girl Rei over there?", queried Arthur. Kevin
confidently answers, "I can get that babe anytime I wanted to." "Gee Kev,"
said Arthur, "you really are a ladies man, huh? Why don't you go talk to
Rei?" Kevin almost drops his drink on Mark's expensive carpet. Instead, his
thick glasses fall off his face. He quickly picks them up and puts them back
on his face.
Joel: Boy, Kevin's just growing more interesting by the moment, isn't he?
Tom: So far, he the most interesting thing in this story.
"Uh, I don't know if I should talk to her now, maybe later, OK?"
"OK man, whatever."
Arthur walks away and begins to converse with Mark, who isn't having
a very good time. Kevin thinks to himself, "Hmm. Leon is a cool guy, maybe
I should try to be friends with him too." He goes up to Leon and says,
"What's up Leon?" Leon answers,
Tom: (imitating Leon) Last night I was in a shoot out with a new class of Boomer
and he dislocated my shoulder and would have killed me if the Knight Sabers
hadn't came to my rescue. After that I booked the scumbag but there was
another boomer rampaging through the streets that I had to respond to. It
took out most of my buddies from AD Police but we eventually took it
down. The funeral's this Tuesday. So, what's up with you, Kevin?
Joel: (imitating Kevin) Uhhhh....I got this cool scar on my lip!
"Well hello Kevin. How are you? I hope that you are doing OK."
Kevin says, "Yeah, I'm just great." After 5 minutes worth of small talk,
Kevin finally asks, "Oh, uh, by the way, what do you
think about Rei?"
Crow: (imitating Leon) What *haven't* I thought about Rei?! Rrrrrrrowl....
Tom: (imitating Leon) Actually, Priss would rip out my lungs and use them
for bagpipes if she ever caught me looking at another girl. At least I *wish*
she felt that way about me....
Leon gives Kevin sheepish smile and says, "Kevin, why are you asking
me this? Why don't you just go up to Rei and talk to her." Kevin
just stared at Leon. He blurts out nervously, "What do I say to her?" Leon
smirks and says, "OK Kev, try this..." As Leon gives some advice to Kevin,
Joel: Getting dating advice from Leon is only a notch better than marriage
counseling from Ranma.
Tom: Or a lecture on responsibility from Genma.
an unhappy Mark just sits on one of his couches and relaxes, waiting for the
night to end so that he can clean up the house before his parents come home.
Inspired by Leon's advice, Kevin just stands there in the corner,
contemplating his next move like a cautious snake.
Tom: Better hope he gets it right or he'll be coiling the old cobra tonight if
you know what I mean....
Joel: Tom....
"Matt, I really like Rei and I want to know about what you think of
her." Kevin politely asks. Matt says, "You're wasting your time with her."
"What do you mean?" asked Kevin anxiously. Matt says, "Go up to her and
ask her yourself." Kevin nervously said, "Uh, maybe later." Matt giggles to
himself. "He doesn't know what's really up with Rei, does he."
Crow: We'd like to know ourselves if you don't mind....
Leon eyes Rei for a little bit. He brushes his brown hair aside with
his hand and makes his advance towards his prey. "You guys, stop making
fun of Matt. He's really a nice guy!" Mina declares. Serena says, "No way,
Matt is a real dweeb." "Yeah, go figure." says Lita. Rei confidently says, "I
don't know about you guys, but that Mark is a really great guy. His house is
pretty nice too."
Joel: Where did the rest of the senshi come from?
Crow: Where Rei goes, they follow I guess....
The clanking of the chains on Leon's leather jacket give away his
presence near the girls.
Tom: In his spare time, Leon's a member of Hell's Angels....
"Excuse me ladies." Leon interrupts. "Can I talk to
you for a second Rei?" Serena, Mina, Lita, and Ami all look at Leon. Rei
says, "OK Leon, let's talk outside." As Rei and Leon leave the room, Ami
says, "Wow, Leon's one cute guy!" "Yeah!" Lita adds, "He reminds me of an
old boyfriend that I used to date a while ago."
Crow: Boy, I tell you, if Lita's old boyfriend had any idea of the power he held over
her, I'll bet he never wouldn't have ended the relationship....
Tom: Here's an unsettling thought....What if this guy was an ex-boyfriend of a
bunch of anime girls, including Lita? All of them forever comparing him to
any boy they meet in the future....
Joel: Yep, that's an unsettling thought, all right....
"What did you want to see me about, Leon?" Rei asks. Leon says
outright, "Rei, I've been thinking. Maybe we should go out together."
Tom: He may not be as *interesting* as Kevin but....
Joel: Isn't Leon too old for Rei?
Crow: Probably. Why, you jealous?
Joel: It's a fanfic, Crow....
Rei's eyes widen. Her long, black hair swayed in the wind. The light emanating
>from the moon made her eyes glisten, making her even more beautiful than
ever. Her red dress accentuated every curve on her body.
Tom: Yeah, but how her nose look?
"Sorry Leon, I like you a lot, but I can't right now." "Why not?" asks a
bewildered Leon, "Am I just too macho for you or something?"
Crow: You just answered your own question, bub.
As Rei walks slowly away, a crushed Leon thinks to himself, "What did I
do wrong?" A candle suddenly blows out. Mark screamed, "Hey, who blew
out the candle?"
Joel: This is just a guess here but....the wind?
Tom: Like a candle in the wind, Leon's chances of scoring with Rei were
extinguished....
Kevin spots Rei making her entrance back into the house. He walks up
to her slowly. Kevin opens his mouth, but alas, no words came out of it. His
heart rate increased tremendously.
Tom: His heart needed to go into overdrive to pump the blood to his...
Joel: Don't say it.
Sweat pours out of his face like the Hoover Dam with a 20 ft. crack in it.
Tom: No sweat off my mind....Thank you!
Joel: And if that much sweat is pouring out of him, imagine the B.O.
"No, I can't do it.", Kevin whispered.
He turned around shamefully and sat on the couch to get some courage. Leon
saw the whole ordeal from outside the house. "Yo Kev! So, did you talk to
Rei?" Leon queried. Kevin lifted his head, "Nope, I wasn't warmed up yet,
Tom: Yeah, it was the cold that was making him stiff.
Joel: Tom....
that's all. She's so easy to get by someone like me. I just wanted to take
my time." Leon gave him a big smile, "Yeah, I believe you." "Really?", Kevin
said excitedly. Leon, still smiling says, "Yup. You are just one heck of a
stud Kevin." "Wow! Gee, thanks Leon! That means a lot!", Kevin happily said.
As the two new friends shook hands, the host of the house lights up the
candle that was blown out by the wind.
All: (singing) And their new friendship would last as long as a candle in
the wind....
"So Rei, how did things go with you and Leon, hmm? Did he give you a
smooch?" Serena annoyingly asks. An angry Rei exclaims, "Oh grow up!
Why must you always meddle with my affairs? Damn it, you can be really
annoying sometimes Serena!" A hurt Serena whines, "Why do you have to be
so mean to me? You're always so mean to me. Wah!!!!"
Joel: Did the author borrow this Serena from the previous experiment or
what?
"Apologize Rei Hino right this minute!", Mina demands. Rei crosses her
arms,
Crow: How!
"Sorry, but I don't apologize about my actions towards babies who need
disciplining." Serena starts to cry even louder now. The noise wakes up
Mark from his nap.
Tom: *Yawn* Man, relighting that candle really took it out of me....
"What's going on here?", Mark commanded, "Serena, please stop crying.
Whatever went on, I'm sure that it can be resolved without all of this
whining." Rei looks up and sees the angry host walking in from the upstairs
hall. "JWow, that Mark really is a cute guy.",
All: Jwow?!?
Crow: Oh well, it's better than Wowie wow wow....
Rei thinks to herself. Mark looks at Rei, who is staring right at him.
Joel: (imitating Rei) He looks just like my old grandfather....
Fumbling on some words, Mark says, "Uh, ahem, uh, Hi Rei. You're
looking wonderful tonight." "Thanks Mark. You have a great house
here." Rei says.
Crow: Um, exactly WHY are the senshi at this guy's house?
Tom: Well, if this was a lemon, we would know right away...
Joel: Didn't you read the title? It's a Dinner Party!
Tom: If they serve alcohol, it'll be the Makeout Party before too long....
Mark smiles, "Gee, thanks." Rei grabs one of Marks
arms and says, "Come on, let's talk outside." Mark nods stupidly. "I
told that fool that tonight was going to be a great night.",
Matt tells himself, "Oh well."
Crow: What a fool! Guess Mark's going to have to learn the hard way
when Rei sleeps with him....
Joel: Crow....
-=-
Tom: Hey look! Somebody dropped their hat!
Crow: Give it to Kevin! Maybe it will make him even MORE
interesting....
--
o o -=- Name : Chris Curzon -=- /|
=^= -=- Homepage : http://central.co.nz/~sirius -=- /~|
"And now it's time I put you out of my misery" - Benten, Cyber City
Joel: Well, that short wasn't so bad....
Tom: It's over? Darn, and I was hoping to do a character study on Kevin....
Crow: I wanted to see what happened outside!
Joel: Visit the webpage and find out. In the meantime, let's get out of here....
* * *
THE SATELLITE OF LOVE
"Crow, have you seen Joel around?"
Crow looked up from his FLUX magazine to see his friend, Tom
standing beside him. "Haven't seen him since last night, Tom." Crow
shrugged.
"Did he fix his hair style and color then?" Tom asked. Crow shrugged
again. "Magic Voice!" Tom called out. "Can you tell me where Joel is?"
A moment later the feminine voice of Magic Voice answered.
"Joel's in the Holocabana, Tom. Running your program."
"What?!" Tom hovered down the corridor towards the Holocabana.
He opened the door and was surprised to see Joel sitting in his chair, playing
his hand-held game, his hair was still red and the pigtail was undone.
"Joel?" Tom called out.
"Just one more level...." Joel replied absentmindedly.
"But....your hair....uh....Joel?" Tom bigsweated.
"Later, later!" Joel waved him away as he continued to give
the game his full attention, oblivious to the rest of the world. Tom
thought about saying something then decided against it and quietly
allowed the doors to close. Then he hovered back over to Crow.
"Well?" Crow asked without looking up.
"He's hooked on my game." Tom said. "Oh well, it gives us a
chance to experiment a bit with Joel's invention...."
Now it was Crow's turn to bigsweat. "Uhh....you sure that's a good
idea, Tom? What with it malfunctioning and all?"
"Aw, come on Crow! What could be the worst thing that could
possibly happen?"
* * *
A FEW MINUTES LATER....
"AAAAAAARGGGGGGGHH!!!!"
Joel looked up from his game, the loud scream startling him. He
was tempted to ignore it and return to his game but his concern for his
robot friends won out as he paused and rushed towards the door, which
opened for him....
Only to run smack into a wall of black hair. Joel took a step back,
wiped his nose and was surprised to see the hair beginning to seep into the
room, still in the process of growing. Joel immediately shut the door,
keeping the hair out. Then he sighed and walked over to the Holocabana's
intercom, setting it for shipwide communications. "Oh, Tom....Crow...."
Joel began ominously....
There was a muffled reply which Joel recognized as belonging to
Crow. "Oh, hi Joel...heh....We were trying to repair your invention and
we ran into a *little* snag...."
"Let me guess....One of you tried to create Ranma's hairstyle and
forgot to include the dragon whisker?" Joel replied.
"Heh heh....How'd you guess?" Tom replied sheepishly.
"Well, I'm trapped in here now so I can't do anything. I suggest
you try to find Gypsy and get her to cut you loose before the entire satellite
becomes overwhelmed!" Joel said.
"I'm trapped in Engineering! I can't open the door without the
hair overwhelming me!" Gypsy's voice wailed.
"We're all going to die! YAHHH!!!!" Crow screamed hysterically.
"Help us, Joel!" Tom's voice begged.
"All right! Hold your horse, I'm coming...." Joel muttered as he
went over to the controls and typed in a few commands. Then a rubber suit
appeared in front of him. He carefully put the suit on and then spoke into the
intercom. "Gypsy, prepare the satellite for mass electrolysis!"
"ELECTROLYSIS!?!?" Tom and Crow would have screamed in
horror if their mouths weren't full of black hair. A few moments later,
Gypsy's voice returned. "Ready, Joel!"
"This won't hurt the satellite, will it?" Joel asked.
"Nope! But I would be careful about rubbing your feet on the
carpet for a while...." Gypsy cautioned as Magic Voice began a ten second
Countdown."
"10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1..." Magic Voice sounded off the
numbers.
"Engage!" Gypsy exclaimed as she pressed a button.
* * *
DEEP 13
Suddenly alarm klaxons blared and red lights began to flash.
Immediately, T.V's Frank leapt out of the chair he had been napping
in and started running back and forth, waving his arms around wildly.
A few moments later, Dr. Forrester stormed out of his room. "What the
hell's going on here, Frank!" Dr. Forrester roared.
Frank continued to run around as he exclaimed. "OHH!! WE
GOT MOVIE SIGN!!! WE GOT MOV...."
Frank's ranting was cut short as Dr. Forrester smashed him over
the head with a hammer. "Don't be an idiot, Frank! WE'RE the ones
showing the movies here!" Dr. Forrester admonished as he stormed over to the
console. It told him that the Satellite of Love had experienced a massive
electric shock for some reason but now things seemed to be returning to
normal. Dr. Forrester activated the viewscreen. "Joel! What are you up
to?! Answer me!!"
The screen was distorted for a moment and then it cleared to
reveal the bridge, steam was rising from the floor and there seemed to be
small piles of burnt hair strewn all over. Then, Crow appeared on the
screen, looking as shell-shocked as a robot with a bowling pin for a head
could be. "Uh, we had a little accident with Joel's invention...."
Dr. Forrester nodded. "I see. Well, tell Joel that this month's
electric bill is coming out of his pocket! Understand"
"Uh-huh...." Crow replied weakly. "Anything else?"
"Well, now that you mention it...." Dr. Forrester suddenly
glanced back to see Frank standing nearby. "Uh....Frank, make yourself
useful and go wash my laundry for a while, and push the button on the
way out...."
"Uh, okay, Dr. F." Frank replied, confused but eager not to
upset his employer as he rushed to get the basket. He gave the button a
press and walked away as Dr. Forrester suddenly whispered to Crow.
"I might be willing to forget your blunder if I could borrow that
machine for a little while. That Duo Maxwell haircut looked pretty
good...."
THE REAL END.
(Feel free to hum the closing theme as you read my author's notes.)
MSTing number 9 is complete! Whew! I can't believe I've actually
managed to write and maintain a series. I know this MSTing was short
compared to some of the others. I wanted to find out if you prefer
MSTings of this size or whether you prefer the longer ones. Let me
know what you think.
Normally, at this point, I would give very special thanks to Jeffrey
"Oneshot" Wong, whom, without his help and C&C, I wouldn't have
been able to finish this MSTing. However, this time he went above and
beyond the call of duty by working together with me on this project and
he deserves as much credit for this MSTing as I do. :)
I'd also like to thank Timothy McLees, Luna and Artemis, Chris
Bergstrom, Jay Dee Archer (Jupiter Knight) Michael K. Neylon and
Sakura for being nice enough to post my MSTings on their webpages.
If there's anyone else I missed, I apologize.
Finally I'd like to thank Ken Hoinsky for writing "Bishoujo Senshi Royal
Rumble" and giving us a lot of material to work with. I hope you're not
too offended. If you are, feel free to MST my own works, I won't mind a
bit.
C&C, as always, is appreciated. (fcasper@yesic.com) (jeffwong@li.net)
Feel free to send in any anime fanfic that you would like to see MSTed
and I'll take a look at it. Also, if you're interested in seeing any previous
episodes of this series, you can check them out at the following webpages
or, if you wish, I'd be happy to e-mail them to you. ;)
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New members are always welcome.
Sincerely,
Megane 6.7 and Jeffrey "Oneshot" Wong
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The New Luna and Artemis Central Command
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/9897/
(The source of most of my MSTings and updated weekly with new fics.)
Sakura's Lemon Fan-Fiction Archive
http://anime.muck.com/~sakura/main.html
(Ever growing collection of Lemon Fanfiction from all walks of Anime.)
Website Number 9 MSTings
http://neylonpc.engin.umich.edu/mst3k/mistings.shtml
(Huge collection of MSTings, Anime and Non-Anime)
Oscar's Sailormoon Z and Hentai Fanfics, Archive Page
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Flats/3272/
(Proceed at your own risk....)
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kakizake@aol.com
Tom: Can we save time and just set the author on fire?
Joel: Tom...."
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