<The ever-present lavender mists swirl...and swirl...and swirl...and
swirl!?!?>
Hikaru: <blinks> What the hell!?
Lurker: <looks around> The fuc--?
Tora: O_O
<There appear to be not one, not two, not three...but FOUR Eternal Lost
Lurkers standing in the theater>
Lurker 2: The hell happened?
Lurker 3: I have no idea.
Lurker 4: <frowns> I think I know.
Hikaru: What?
Lurker (the original): What do you *think* happened? We're reviewing a Zu
fic.
Tora: What does that have to do with anything?
Lurker 2: <nods> I think I understand.
Lurker 3: Well, we may as well make the most of the situation...
<All the Lurkers try to sit beside Hikaru. They glare at each other. Hikaru
sweatdrops.>
Lurker-1: Ah, hell with it. <rearranges the seats so that four of them are
in a semicircle behind one other. The Lurkers take the four seats in back,
while Hikaru nervously takes the one in front.>
*_Lunar Urge 1_*
"Held by the Shadow of the Moon",
"the Moon Humps Mars",
"Love Potion No.76", etc.
Lurker 2: Oh, fun.
Lurker 3: <grins>
Hikaru: <frowns> How the hell am I going to hit *four* of him...
Sailormoon is a copyright and trademark of some Japanese persons
with really cool jobs. CLAMP's "Magic Knight Rayearth" was mentioned and
insulted but not intentionally, I happen to like Rayearth... very much...
don't hurt me.
Hikaru: <scowls>
The Lurkers: <eyes flash purple>
Tora: Baaaaaad move, messing with MKR...especially with *four* of *him*
around...
I am NomaD (not a typo), I am not a cheap set prop from the Star
Trek pioneer series. Nor am I a failed Marvel character whose comics
just went from impressive to acceptable to mediocre to nauseating.
I am NomaD... I am coming.
Lurker 4: We did *not* need to know this, thank you very much.
Note: I'm from the Philippines so the Sailormoon series is dubbed in my
language and the translation isn't so bad and it doesn't suck like/as
much as the US version. What's my point? Here it is, Usagi (or Serena)
is named Bunny (for non-japs, Usagi means "rabbit", comprende?) in our
version so I might call her that, I'm just not sure...
Lurker-1: Lose the "for non-japs" thing here. Some people don't like that
term. Try, "for those who don't know Japanese".
-----------
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
HOT SEX BETWEEN TWO BABES STARTS HERE...(actually it's much, much, much,
much, much later, like about 7 pages)
-----------
Lurker 3: <tries to skip down several pages>
It is a normal day in downtown Tokyo, no monsters roaming here and
there sapping the life energy of some poor shmucks, no superhuman teenage
babes clad in navy skirts saving the disaster-prone city. Heck, even
Nerima never had it this good.
Lurker 2: You call that normal? That's bizarre for Tokyo.
Lurker 4, Lurker-1, Hikaru: <snicker>
Atop a long flight of steps sits a pouting, old man dressed in
temple garb. His desperate and disgruntled face leans beside a
broomstick supported by his hands and pinned by both his knees.
Lurker 4: Must be constipated...
Hikaru: <bashes Lurker 4>
"Why haven't they arrived? It is summer already, there's no
school... So where in the world are the pretty girls?!? The shrine is so
empty and desolate without the pretty, innocent faces to lighten it up.
Oh foo, it was better during the school season, they always came to pray
to pass exams and to make guys like 'em. But now they're gone, off to
their beaches and ski trips. Now I don't have girls to admire from afar.
No more girls to peep at in the Ladies' Rooms!!!"
Lurker 3: My kinda old guy.
Lurker-1: <groans>
Hikaru: <blinks> [Thinks: I just realized...only one of them's being
perverted!?]
"Long enough to know why you keep disappearing into the men's room
every time we have lady patrons, as if I didn't already know. Next time
keep your thoughts yourself, you old pervert, talk any louder than you
did and the entire city would probably lynch you and have this place up
in flames come sunset."
Lurker 2: <chuckles>
As he stood himself up, Rei's grandfather gave his granddaughter a
look of genuine disappointment. Rei just shrugged and stared down at his
grandfather with her arms crossed.
Lurker-1: Ahem...pronoun displacement. "Stared down at *HIS* grandfather"?
Lurker 2: Maybe this Rei's been to Jyusenkyou or something.
Lurker-1: Be serious.
Lurker 4: <rolls eyes> I can't believe I'm sitting here listening to myself
argue with myself.
"You just don't understand, Rei, I'm old and alone. I have so much
energy that needs to be channelled, and young maidens will be young
maidens. Besides, what they don't know won't hurt them."
Lurker 3: Yeah, really!
<Lurker-1, 2, and 4 exchange glances. Wordlessly, they produce several
dozen meters of dark purple rope among them, dogpile Lurker 3, and hogtie
and gag him.>
Lurker 3: MMMMPPPPPHHHHHH!!!!
Hikaru: <cheers>
"And if they did find out, you're the one who's probably gonna get
hurt", Rei answered back with much conviction, enough to make her
grandfather step back in recoil and break a sweat. "I can't believe I'm
related to a pervert like you, looking so pathetic whenever you itch for
sex. I'll get my chance at it, I'm still young and very beautiful.
Unlike you, old fart, I don't have to jerk it off in a restroom stall,
sex will come to me".
Lurker 4: <frowns> This sound very OOC to anyone else?
Lurker-1: Extremely.
Lurker 2: What did you expect? It *is* a lemon.
Lurker 4: Point.
Rei combed her jet-black hair with her fingers and blew off the
strays in front of her eyes. A quizzical look crossed her face and then
she realized what she came for.
Lurker-1: stray strands in front of her eyes
Unknown to Rei, her grandfather's whimsical smile has turned to a
devious grin.
"Opportunity...hmm. Time to see if you did inherit some of my
genes, Rei, my dear..."
Lurker 2: The plot sickens...
Hikaru: <giggle>
"Ngeeeeoooowooooow!!! Bunny! Slow doooowoooown..."
"I wish I could, Luna, but try to understand..."
Bunny Tsukino's voice trailed off as she skidded down in her summer
clothes and disappeared making a left at a corner street with a dark blue
cat clinging (desperately) on her shoulders.
Lurker 4: Somebody needs to have a talk with this boy about what color Luna
is...
Lurker-1, Lurker 2, Hikaru, Tora: BLACK!
Lurker 4: <winces> *THANK* you.
"... with Ami not coming, I can get her share of whatever Makoto
prepares for us, and if I'm late they might share it with themselves, no,
no, Bunny, you shouldn't think of such things...
"...but I'm so hungry!!!"
Bunny's eyes started swelling and exploded into a fountain of
tears.
Lurker-1, 2, 4, Hikaru, Tora: <piku>
Lurker 4: Is it just me, or did she just have a conversation with herself?
Lurker-1: Looks like it.
Lurker 2: Being in a Zu fic must be getting to her.
Luna finally let go of Bunny (actually she had no choice) and
rammed herself at a glass panel with a deranged look on her face...
<The Lurkers, Hikaru, and Tora try to imagine Luna sprawled out on a pane
of glass looking psychotic, and burst into hysterical laughter>
"Now which one was it again? Hmm, it's been so long since I used
one of these..."
Flipping through packets of unknown herbs, Rei's grandfather cried
in triumph when he found the one he was looking for.
"Ah yes! Aphrodisiac #17, lesbian lust powder. Hmm, it's already
past the expiration date (by about 40 years). It won't be as potent but
at least it's not permanent."
Lurker 4: Uh-oh.
Lurker 2: He musta gone to the same pharmacological school as Cologne.
Right then, Bunny's eyes widened at the sight of the packet. Panic
and fear gripped the old man.
"Why, gramps, that can't be what I think it is..."
"Uh, well you see, Bunny... umm..."
"I can't believe you have...
"...COMMERCIAL BRAND TEA! Does Rei know about this? I thought all
this time you've been using real herbs."
The Lurkers, Hikaru, Tora: <facefault>
"WHAT??!?!?!?!!? No, that can't be... NO!!!"
Bunny's eyes were a brimming up with tears.
"But what about the food? All the delicious food?!?!?!?!?"
Lurker 4: Poor Bunny...
"Really? You're making the food? That means... that I'll get
Makoto's share... Grandpa? Can you make an extra batch just for me,
please?"
Moving his hand to Bunny's butt, he let it stay there and made
circular motions along Bunny's round posterior.
Hikaru: <surrounded by a fiery battle aura>
Lurkers, Tora: <edging away nervously>
Rei's grandfather, who was then leaning on Bunny, was now face flat
on the floor.
Lurker 4: Serves him right.
Lurker 2: <snicker>
Rei was slumped on a bunch of pillows, now changed in a yellow,
thin shirt and a pair of blue shorts. She has been reading a manga about
Lurker-1: Keep it in one verb tense, please.
Lurker 4: Uhhh...didn't White Wolf already do this?
Lurker 2: At least he didn't say "Past tense please."
three students from Tokyo who were brought to a distant planet by a
princess of great power, and now they each control a giant robot.
"This is way too weird..." Rei thought to herself.
She turned the manga over and saw the word 'CLAMP'.
"Hmm, must be a bunch of amateurs..."
<The Lurkers *DUCK*, as Hikaru rises from her seat, ablaze with magical
fire>
Hikaru: SCARLET LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!!!!
<several minutes later, when the sprinklers have extinguished the fire, and
the Lurkers have found the backup copy of the fic....>
She then glanced at the sound of the door panel sliding open.
Lurker-1: Glanced up.
"You wouldn't believe the nerves of those two. Makoto's hunk-of-a-
cousin arrived with another gorgeous friend. And so Makoto invited
Minako on a double-date, forgetting that she already made plans. And
Minako here couldn't say no. What is it about men any way, all they ever
want from us girls is sex!"
Lurker 4: Hey! That's not true!
Hikaru: It's mostly true.
Lurker 2: But you don't have a problem with that, right?
Hikaru: <turns red>
Lurker 4: <snickers>
At the cry of the word, Bunny blushed. She gave Rei a look with a
sheepish grin.
"Don't say that Rei, after all, Mamoru and I haven't... you know...
darn, I can't say it (giggle, giggle)."
"Oh man, you're already sixteen and you can't even say the word
'sex'..."
(Giggle, giggle)
<the pile of ropes concealing Lurker 3 jumps up into the air, and bounces
frantically around>
Lurker 4: <worried> Uhh...you don't think he can...y'know...that little
trick we do?
Lurker-1: <frowns: I hope not.
Hikaru: <blinks> Trick? What trick?
Lurker-1: It's something only my..err, our....only Oneechan knows about.
Hikaru: <raises eyebrow> You have an older sister? Who is she?
Lurker-1: <smirks> Bura. Or at least, an alternate-reality version of her.
Hikaru: <eyes widen> Oh shit. Does that mean...?
Lurker 4: <nods> Our version's a little...different, but the effect is
pretty much the same.
Hikaru: O_O
Unknown to the two women, a perverted old man is lacing the rim of
a glass of jasmine tea (with a few drops of lemon and some milk) with
Lesbian Lust powder.
"Perfect, just the way Rei likes it..."
Lurker 2: Rei likes mind-altering drugs in her tea?
Lurker 4: It'd explain a hell of a lot...
Hikaru: <snicker>
"... so we have undeniably won but I fear that this is only the
beginning. Even though Queen Beryl has been defeated, we still have our
powers and we can't just wait until the next evil-supreme to come along.
We have devoted our special powers for the good of mankind and I vote
that the best thing we can do right now is to protect mankind from
itself. So, here's my proposal..."
"...Oh no, Princess Emeraude, no, why'd she do that? Who's to lead
Cephiro now? That can't be the end? What about Hikaru and the others?
What about Fuu and Ferio? What about..."
<SPONK!!!> (That's the sound of a pillow hitting Bunny straight at
the kisser.)
Hikaru: <busts out laughing> Reminds me of a time we got into a pillow
fight in the cabin...
Lurker 2: <snicker>
"For the thousandth time, Bunny, you weren't listening to a word I
was saying. How can you claim the role of Princess Serenity when you
keep on acting like a spoiled brat?"
Lurker 4: Uhhh...aren't *most* princesses spoiled brats?
Lurker 2: Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhh!!! Oneechan might hear you!
The panels slid open and revealed a balding but glowing face.
Rei's grandfather held in both hands a tray of pork buns and a pitcher of
clear, golden tea. Bunny's eyes lit up at the wondrous sight.
"Wow, Grandpa! You really outdid yourself. Is that ice-cold
jasmine? What's the occasion?"
"Why, yes, Rei, the glass with the lemon slice is yours, just the
Lurker 2: Does anyone else appreciate the irony of that?
<nods all around>
<Lurker 3 bounces a few feet into the air, the others eye him nervously>
Rei's gaze moved from her grandfather to Bunny and gaped at the
sight of a petrified Bunny staring at more than a dozen pork buns with
wide sparkling eyes, a grin from ear to ear and a streak of drool on the
corner of her lips.
Lurker 2: She's in love.
Lurker 4, Hikaru: <snicker>
"<chomp> bye <glump chump> gwampsh <ahak uhuk> i shink I'm
shoking..."
"You're a pig, Bunny..."
Lurker 2: I she a pig or a bunny? Make up your mind.
Lurker 4: <chuckle>
"<Glump>, <glug, glug, glug>, Ahh! That was a mouthful, your
grandpa's great."
"He's got his moments."
Lurker 2: Here we have a pair of statements that could *really* be taken in
a bad way...
Hikaru: <bashes Lurker 2>
Bunny grabbed the tall glass and sipped on the straw. Her eyes lit
up and became all sparkly.
"Oh Rei, this is the best tea I've ever had, can I have it please?
Pretty please?"
"What the hell can I do? You're already halfway finished anyway,
besides, I wasn't that thirsty anyway. I'll just ask gramps to fix
another batch later."
Lurker-1: Didn't he walk in with a *pitcher* of tea...?
"Hey, I've got an idea... Let's just bum around and watch some
anime, I've got some new VIZ tapes and... Bunny? Bunny?!?"
Lurker 4: Anyone want to field this one?
Lurker 2: I ain't touchin' it.
Lurker-1: I would, but what would be the point?
("What the hell is wrong with me? Why am I so... so hot? Oh, I'm
getting wet down there, I really could use a piece of cucumber right
now.)
Lurker-1, Lurker 2, Lurker 4: O_O
<the pile of purple ropes begins to glow with a violet aura....>
As Bunny pondered upon her dilemma, Rei searched through a pile of
VHS tapes inside a drawer. In doing this, Rei stooped down and exposed
her round butt to Bunny.
("Why in the world would I want to touch Rei's, um... behind? And
why am I drooling?")
Lurker-1: ....everyone, get down.
<the ropes tying down Lurker 3 suddenly explode, and Lurker 3 erupts from
them, roaring a battle cry. He is wreathed in a bright violet aura, and his
normally straight lavender hair has turned dark purple, and is sticking
straight up>
Hikaru: O_o What the--?
Lurker 4: Kuso! <powers up, now resembles Lurker 3> I'll handle him...you
guys watch the fic. <a battle erupts>
Lurker 3: I WANNA WATCH THE GODDAMN FIC!!!!
Hikaru: What in the...?
Lurker-1: Like I said, we're...
Hikaru: Yeah, I heard, but...purple hair?
Lurker 2: Genetics. It's from okaasan's side of the family...somehow, in
the reality we're from, the genes altered some of the finer details of our
Super Saiyajin forms.
Hikaru: Oh.
Bunny started creeping towards Rei's shapely ass. Biting her lip,
she raised both hands in a grasping manner. At that moment, Rei turned
her head and spotted Bunny behind her. Bunny's face turned red but Rei
suspected nothing.
"Aah, here it is! Hey Bunny... Bunny, what are you doing behind
me?"
"Who, me? I was just checking out the tapes you have, yeah, that's
it. Rei, I _really_ gotta use your bathroom..."
Lurker 2: I bet she does...
<the group dodges a stray purple ki blast which blows up one of the chairs>
"Lemon tea got to you? Go right ahead. I'll setup the TV."
Lurker 2: The lemon got to her alright, but it wasn't the tea...
Lurker-1: Actually, it *was* the tea...
Lurker 2: <sweatdrop>
Bunny then quickly rushed to the bathroom. Inside, she pulled down
her skirt and panties. She also unbuttoned her blouse and unclipped her
bra.
Lurker 3: <flying out of the battle> SUGOI.....!!!!!!!
Lurker 4: <flies up, and axhandles Lurker 3 over the back of the
head...then stares at Usagi and gets a nosebleed> Kawaii...
"Why here? Why now? Why Rei? She's so beautiful, I just wanna
fondle her breasts..."
Bunny took her right hand towards her nether region. She inserted
one finger in her gloryhole and started a slow rhythm. She swirled her
finger around the edges and upbeat her rhythm.
"Oh, man, this feels so good..."
<Hikaru shifts uncomfortably in her seat and tries to pretend she isn't
watching>
was now at hand. With a triumphant moan, she flooded the toilet bowl
with her love juice and slumped down her legs as she tried to catch her
breath.
Lurker 3: <notices what he just missed, and screams> NOOOOOOO!!!! <turns to
Lurker 4> SHI-NE!!!! <fires off a massive ki blast>
"Huh, huh, huh... wow, that was exhausting. Oh, no! Rei probably
heard me, especially when I orgasmed! What do I do now?"
Lurker 2: Run. Run for your life. More importantly, run for your mank--URK!
Hikaru: DON'T SAY THAT!!! <bashes Lurker 2 repeatedly>
In a dark corner of the Hikawa shrine, a prying eye witnessed
everything that has transpired.
"Oh no, Bunny drank the tea, what'll happen now? Rei might
suspect, I wonder how desperate Bunny would get? Awfully tight in
here..."
Lurker 2: <chuckle>
"Hey, Bunny, you okay? You were moaning and groaning in there."
"Hmm? Oh, it's nothing, Rei, I just had a hard time getting the
porkbuns out of my system."
Lurker 2: More like she had a hard time getting the porking out of her
system...
Lurker-1: <winces>
Hikaru: <whacks Lurker 2 again>
<Lurker 4 and Lurker 3 are in the back of the theater trading punches>
("Why is she asking this now? I'm getting awfully itchy down there
again.")
"Err, yeah, I guess."
"Really? Wow, I wonder how it feels being kissed?"
Lurker 2: Oh man, was that ever a *bad* time to ask that...
Rei stretched down on a pillow as her mind wandered off. Her plump
breasts stood like two gigantic mountains. Bunny's eyes were all over
Rei's chest. She was already turning red and she was soaking between her
legs.
Lurker 3: <tries to faceplant himself into the screen, but Lurker 4 grabs
him in a headlock and suplexes him>
Lurker 2: Down in front! Down in front!
("This is my chance. If I don't take it then I'd have to run back
to the bathroom. I won't satisfy myself as much anymore. Okay, I'm
gonna do it, forgive me Rei.")
Rei opened her eyes at the sudden weight on her tummy. She saw
Bunny on top of her, pinning her down. Bunny had a desperate look on her
face.
"BUNNY?!?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!"
Lurker 2: Five'll get you ten it ain't CPR.
"Please forgive me, Rei, but I can't seem to help myself. Besides,
you wanted to know how it feels to be French kissed, don't you? Well
don't worry, you'll get more than you bargained for."
Hikaru: O_O
Lurker 3: <ducks a ki blast and tries to hover closer to the screen>
Bunny managed a faint smile to make Rei feel at ease but it didn't
help one bit. Rei tried to push off Bunny but Bunny just caught her
hands and held them above Rei's head.
"Let's not have any of that, Rei. Don't resist anymore, just... go
with the flow."
Lurker 2: Rape! Rape!
Hikaru: <smacks Lurker 2>
Lurker 3: Rape! Rape! Heh heh heh...
Lurker 4: <headbutts Lurker 3>
Bunny held Rei by the wrists with one hand reached for a nearby
blanket. She tied Rei by the wrists and, knowing that she couldn't
struggle anymore, dragged her to Rei's bed. She then tied the blanket to
Rei's bedpost. Rei kicked and squirmed to no avail. Once again, Bunny
sat on top of Rei's tummy to immobilize her legs.
"Relax, this won't hurt a bit."
Lurker 2: Famous last words...
Bunny began kissing and licking Rei's neck and this produced moan after
moan from Rei. Rei then felt Bunny's lips part her neck. Only then did
she realize that her eyes were closed. She opened her eyes to see what
Bunny was going to do next.
Lurker 3: <hovering near the screen, drooling>
Lurker 4: <nosebleeding, has stopped firing ki blasts>
"It gets better, Rei; would you like me to continue?"
Rei could only manage a slight nod.
Lurker 3: YES!
"OH SHIT! FUCK, BUNNY, THAT HURTS! DAMN IT, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU
DO THAT FOR?"
Lurker 3: <drooling>
Lurker 4: <has dropped out of SSJ, and is passed out on the floor of the
theater, blood spewing from his nose>
Lurker 2: <groans>
Lurker-1: <frowns> Am I *really* this bad...?
Rei stared at Bunny's eyes. They were different now, they had
mischief and deception written all over them. Bunny was not smiling, and
for the first time Rei was actually scared to look at Bunny. Bunny
brought her hand up in the air and struck Rei right across the cheek.
Hikaru, Lurker 2, Lurker-1: O_O
Lurker 2: <looks around> Hey...anyone know where Tora disappeared to?
Lurker-1: You know how he feels about watching stuff like this. He probably
left.
"Shut up, you bitch! You have no right talking to me like that.
You should be thankful that I showed you all this pleasure or you
could've ended up a rotten, dried-up old maid. What you've experienced
is only a tenth of what I could give you but I think I won't allow you to
receive such pleasure. You're not worthy, you ungrateful bitch!"
Once again, Rei received a powerful slap from Bunny.
Lurker 3: O_O
Lurker 2: <groans> This is gonna be one of *those*...
Hikaru: I dunno...I kinda like it...<blushes>
"PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME! I NEED IT NOW!"
"LOUDER!!!"
"HAVE SEX WITH ME YOU BITCH! BUNNY, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH, HAVE SEX
WITH ME RIGHT NOW. I'M ALREADY AT THE BRINK OF EXPLODING AND I CAN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE. I WANT YOU TO DO ME, I WANT YOU TO DO ME NOW. GIVE IT
TO ME NOW YOU BITCH, GIVE IT TO ME NOW!"
<everyone is writhing in pain on the ground, Lurker 3 has dropped out of
SSJ.>
Lurker 2: <winces> DAMN that was loud.
Bunny just lay motionless, knowing that from now on, Rei would be
doing all the work.
"I'll show you gentle, you sadistic bitch..."
Lurker 2: <chuckles>
Rei grabbed Bunny's front and pulled until all the buttons came
flying off. Rei finally had a good stare at Bunny's breast. They were
almost as big as hers but not as plump. She grabbed each mound and
mashed and pulled and kneaded to her heart's content, trying to pour all
her anger at Bunny for making her feel so helpless. Bunny's breasts were
swelling and reddening up but the aphrodisiac just made this pleasurable
to her. Rei couldn't believe this, she wanted Bunny to cry out in pain,
she wanted her to hurt. This made Rei explode. She raised her hand and
struck Bunny's left breast.
Lurker 2: Okay, this is getting a bit ecchi...
Lurker-1: No, really? I hadn't noticed.
Bunny was beginning to show signs of pain and fatigue. Her nose
was leaking blood. Her upper chest was now swollen red.
Hikaru: Eeeew.
At that, they both burst out laughing until their tummies started
hurting. Then both let out long, hearty sighs.
"Bunny..."
"Hmm?"
"... kiss me."
Hikaru: Awww. That's sweet.
Lurker 2, Lurker 4: <retch>
Lurker 3: <lecherous grin>
Lurker-1: <rubbing his temples>
Rei palmed Bunny's cheeks and kissed her on the lips. She inserted
her tongue and licked every crevice of Bunny's mouth. This made Bunny's
torso arc and, in so doing, lifted Rei up. Bunny grabbed Rei's buttocks
and pulled her towards herself. They simulated a rhythmic, pumping
motion with their bodies. Bunny pivoted herself and rolled both of them
until she was on top once more. She stared at Rei's blue shorts and her
hands made their way for the button. She unzipped the shorts and pulled
them down Rei's long, slender legs and straight to the floor.
Lurker 3: Round two!
<snip quite a bit of whoopie>
"Oh, and Bunny?"
Bunny's grip on Rei's breast tightened as red, tired, angry eyes
stared at Rei. Rei giggled a bit at Bunny's predicament.
"WHAT IS IT, REI?!?"
"... Go to sleep, you look tired..."
Lurkers, Hikaru: <ROFL>
<the fic rolls to an end>
Lurker-1: Well, that was quite...interesting. <looks around at himselves>
Uhhh....
Lurker 2: <shrugs>
Lurker 3: <daydreaming>
Lurker 4: <rubs his chin> Well, I guess, umm...
Hikaru: <looks over the roster> Uhh, guys? We have another Zu fic to
review...
Lurkers, minus 3: <groan>
Lurker 4: Great. I guess we're stuck like this until we finish.
Lurker-1: <nods> It would seem so. Ah well. Good fic, NomaD.
<lavender mists swirl, and swirl, and swirl. After a moment, Lurker 4
smacks Lurker 3 upside the head. Lavender mists swirl one last time, and
all four Lurkers and Hikaru vanish>
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Another Not Gonna Do It production...
"Senshi....Sailorize!"
"Anima-mates...Terrorize!"
Transformers: Sailor Wars
Not gonna do it...wouldn't be prudent.
---
The Eternal Lost Lurker
EternalLostLurker@worldnet.att.net
"Ore wa bakemono? Che...ore wa akuma da."
-------------------------------------------------------------------