[Harvard Cantab Theater Rev--]

Nanami: [tight voice] Hold it.

Andrew: Huh?

Gaspode: Wot?

Nanami: [slowly] Look. At. The. Subject. Line.

Andrew: [reading] Ef Ef Em El, Fanfic, Eva slash Ef Three...Lemon...Ef
caret Three Angel?

Gaspode: Wot's a lemon? Oh, right. Yellow sichrus fruit.

Nanami: Not around these parts, they're not.

Andrew: Well, give it a chance...Phillip's done a tasteful lemon of
Shinji and Asuka...I'm buggered if I know what this F3 is....

Nanami: I'm warning you. Don't--oh, boy.

PM Productions Presents
A particularly sick fic by Phillip Masters

Gaspode: Er...human wossname, terminology. Wot does he mean by "sick"
'ere?

F^3 Angel
NOTE TO HUANG:  I don't know if you even want to go here....

Andrew: Um.

[Nanami just looks at him.]

If you haven't seen F^3 (where have you been?), you don't necessarily
have to, but it would help to fully understand the story line.  Now, on
with the nastiness....
WARNING:  This is not just a lemon... this is raunch... pure and
total... however, I hope to be somewhat entertaining as well...
whatever...

Andrew: O_O

Foul Ole Ron: ...buggrit, buggrit, I _told_ 'em, sez I, millenium hand and
shrimp....

Gaspode: Ron! SIT!

[Ron sits down, still muttering.]

Nanami: Um. Yes. Like he said. I told you, Andrew.

Andrew: I think I _will_ leave this one alone.... See ya.

[Phillip...you're scarin' me....]

>From Andrew Huang, brought to you by his computer, Oddzilla
Oddzilla says, "Mmmmm...Evanjellydonut...."
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