Ryoucilo
On a Dark and Not So Stormy Night
Ranma and Ryouga are standing in front of a house. They are looking
into a room where the shades are pulled up and the lights are on.
Ranma:Okay let's go in there and do it.
Ryouga nodded his head as Ranma broke open a window to the house.
Ranma and Ryouga jump through the newly opened window and walk
into a  bedroom. Sitting in front of a computer terminal is Ryoucilo.
Ryoucilo
turns around to look at who has entered his abode.
Ryoucilo:Ahhhh!!!
Ranma:Shut up!
Ryoucilo:How is this happening?! It's impossible!
Ryouga looks at Ranma.
Ryouga:What's he babbling about? This stuff happens to almost all fanfic
writers.
Ryoucilo:Why're you here?
Ranma:Why don't ya know by now? This is a revenge-fic!
Ryoucilo:(Has a puzzled look on his face) Revenge-fic?
Ryouga:No way! You don't know what a revenge-fic is?!
Ryoucilo:Sorry.
Ranma:(Puts his hand onto his face.) A revenge-fic is where the characters
from the story
come to life and do horrible things to the authors.
Ryoucilo<Eep!>
Ryouga:Okay let's beat him to death!
Ryoucilo:(Outs his hands forward) Wait a minute isn't there any way I can
get out of this!
Ranma:Well sometimes the authors gain superhuman powers and defeat the
characters!
Ryoucilo:Really?
Ranma:Yeah, but those are the authors that anticipated the revenge-fic and
gave themselves the
power.
Ryoucilo:Sigh.
Ryouga:Hey excuse me?
Ryoucilo:Yes.
Ryouga:Weren't you supposed to fall on your side when he said that?
Ryoucilo:You mean a face-fault? Nah I never do stuff like that.
Ranma:(Ranma slaps his fist into his open hand) Wait a minute that's right!
But you never do the
facefaults in your fanfics. You don't use the mallets either.
Ryoucilo:Those are just stupid gags. I can understand it when Takahasi used
it in the comic book, but
now people are actually writing it down. If you ask me it's just a waste of
space.
Ranma:(Looks at Ryouga) Hey how long does this have to be anyway?
Ryouga:I think over 10kb.
Ryoucilo facefaults.
Ryouga:(Lifts Ryoucilo from the ground.) Enough small talk. Let's get down
to business.
Ryoucilo:(Gulps) Uh what did I do to you guys?
Ranma:You know perfectly well what you did.
Ryoucilo:Let me think..
Ranma:YOU KILLED ME YOU JERK!!
Ryoucilo:(Snaps his fingers) Yeah that's right! That was pretty funny!
Ryouga:Yeah it was pretty fu-
Ranma punches Ryouga in the face before he can finish.
Ranma:That's not the only thing I'm angry about!
Ryoucilo:What else do you have to be angry about?
Ranma:You made me an alcoholic!
Ryoucilo:And?
Ranma:And I'm the strongest martial artist in the world! There's no way I
would degrade myself
that way! Why didn't you just make Ryouga a drunk?!
Ryouga:What did you say?!
Ranma:You heard me P-Chan. You're more likely to go moping over a stupid
tomboy like Akane.
Ryouga:How dare you speak about Akane that way! Ranm prepare to die!
Ranma and Ryouga begin to beat  eachother up. Ryoucilo just stands still
watching the fight.
Ryoucilo:God I hope they don't break anything. Guys!
Ranma and Ryouga stop fighting.
Ryouga:Yes?
Ranma:What?
Ryoucilo:The reason why I made Ranma an alcoholic was because it was never
done before and
Ryouga has already been an alcoholic in other people's fanfics.
Ranma:Yeah right what's the real reason.
Ryoucilo:I thought it was funny.
Ryouga:Hmm.. Maybe he does have a good sense of humor.
Ranma backhands Ryouga and takes a step closer to Ryoucilo.
Ranma:Okay buddy I've had it with you. First you kill me. Then you have
Akane break up with me.
Then you have Ryouga sleep with my mom. There is only one punishment that
befits one such as you.
And that is...
Ryoucilo:(Is sweating and asks nervously.) That is?
Ryouga:That is?
Ranma:I WILL WRITE ALL OF YOUR FANFICS FOR YOU!!!
Ryoucilo and Ryouga facefault.
Ranma rushes over to the computer and starts to type. Ryoucilo looks over
Ranma's shoulder to see 
what he's writing.
Ryoucilo:You're writing a lemon?
Ranma:Yeah I've always wanted to do one of these.
Ryoucilo:(Reading)Ranma and Akane...
Ryouga rushes over to the terminal and pushes the delete button as fast as
he possibly can.
Ranma:What did you do that for?!
Ryouga:There's no way I'm letting you sleep with Akane!
Ranma:Alright already! I'll write a Nabiki and Kuno lemon. That shouldn't
make you angry.
Ranma types for a few seconds.
Ranma:Finished.
Ryoucilo:(Reading) Nabiki and Kuno have sex. That's all?!
Ranma:Um I guess. Am I supposed to write more?
Ryoucilo:Of course you are! You're supposed to be more discriptive you
idiot!
Ryouga:Please say baka not idiot.
Ranma:Let me try again.
Ranma writes for a few more seconds.
Ryoucilo:(Reading) Nabiki and Kuno have sex for several hours. 
Ryoucilo puts his fingers to his temples.
Ryoucilo:Please go okay. This is just too much.
Ranma:Sorry we're staying as long as we like.
Ryouga:Hey Ranma don't hog the computer!
Ryouga pushes Ranma out of the way.
Ranma:Cut i out Ryouga!
Ryouga:No way I wanna write!
Ranma:Jeeze ya have to be such a baby. I'll write one sentence and you'll
write the next one okay?
Ryouga:Okay and I get to go first.
Ryouga begins to type.
Ryouga:Do I do scripte or prose?
Ryoucilo:Prose.
Ryouga:Why prose?
Ryoucilo:Oh I prefer prose. Wheneve I do script format it always sucks.
Ranma:Which could explain this fanfic.
Ryoucilo looks at what Ryouga is writing.
Ryoucilo:(Reading)Akane dumps Ranma and tells Ryouga that she loves him.
Ranma:My turn!
Ranma shoves Ryouga away and types.
Ryoucilo:(Reading) Akane changes here mind and beats up Ryouga when she
finds out that he's P-Chan.
Ryouga:My turn!
Ryoucilo:(Reading)Akane apologizes to Ryouga and takes him up to her
bedroom.
Ranma:Watch this!
Ryoucilo:(Reading) When they reach the bedroom Akane throws cold water on
Ryouga and throws him into
a frying pan.
Ryouga:RANMA! Out of the way!
Ranma puts a foot in Ryouga's face.
Ranma:Not this time piggy! Saotome School of Martial Arts Final Attack!
Speed Typing.
Ranma types away faster than the eye can see. Smoke begins to emit from the
keyboard.
Ryoucilo:Ahh! What are you doing to my computer!
Ryouga backs away from Ranma. Ryouga pulls back his fist and shoves his
index finger into the monitor.
Ryouga:Bakusai Tenketsu! 
The entire computer explodes into a million pieces.
Ryoucilo:My computer!!! Noooo!!!
Ranma and Ryouga look back at Ryoucilo.
Ryouga:What about it?
Ryoucilo:You destroyed it! Now I'll won't be albe to write any fanfics.
Ranma:Good going Ryouga! Now we won't have to worry about this idiot writing
fanfics.
Ryouga:Let's go Ranma.
Ryouga and Ranma look back at Ryoucilo and smile.
Ryouga and Ranma:Ja ne!
Ryouga and Ranma jump out the window.
Ryoucilo:This sucks.

Yep that's my first revenge-fic. How was it?  C&C are appreciated. I'm still
working on Chapter 2 of
IMMW and it should be out in a week or so. Ja ne!