Ranma: Now wait a minute! How come when purple rain falls on me, I turn
into Kuno Casonova, but when you get splashed, you're turned into a
pacifistic James Bond with the brains of Ami Mizuno? It's not fair!

Ryoga: Ha! I knew I would turn out better than you!  It's called having
charm, Saotome. Deal with it.

Ranma: Hmph. I oughta...hey, wait a minute! The purple rain is supposed to
make you the opposite of who you are. Well, okay, I may not be the world's
romantic guy, but since you're a virtual know-it-all, that only proves how
much brain you actually have...or should I say don't have.

Ryoga: Yeah. Stupid rain, why does it have to start raining normally
now....hey, Hey, HEY!!!

Ranma: Though a pumped up Gos is a cool sight, and you know, without
insanity, Kodachi's actually likable.  But is it just me or is the writing
getting sillier?

Ryoga: The entire premise is getting sillier.  As much as I like this fic,
you can only take it so far.  It's good that Harper's winding it down,
though I'm still sore over the fact that it comes just when I have a cool
moment in the spotlight. Man, I could've charmed Akane with my
intelligence. Ah well.

Ranma: Well, look at it this way: Now you have two reasons on avoiding cold
water, though pigs are naturally dumb animals anyway.

(Ryoga punches Ranma out of the studio.)

Ryoga: Feh. Who needs intelligence when you have a hard fist?

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