"Nihao Ranma!  Ranma give Shampoo facial?"

   Ranma stuttered as he turned around from where he was sitting, a look of
embarassment on his face, nearly dumping his food onto Akane's lap.
Just in time to meet Shampoo's breasts as she bounded into his lap.  Nabiki,
who'd decided it might be profitable to hang around her biggest money maker,
spat out most of her drink upon catching all of this.  Stifling a laugh, she
tried to regain her composure, but seeing the look on Ranma's face was too
much for her.  The thump she made as she fell off her chair made Akane turn
to her.

   "You ok sis?" Akane asked in concern.

   "Suurre.. jussttt.. fine.." Nabiki managed to answer between chuckles.

   Akane turned back to tell Ranma off, and then noticed he was gone.  He
was already halfway across the yard, Shampoo leading him on.

   "I don't understand.. what's this big thing about makeup?"  Akane asked
her sister, who'd just recovered from her fit of laughter.  This comment
sent Nabiki back into convulsions, unable to even talk. "I bet once he's
done with Shampoo, he'll give one to Ukyo also!! I'm his fiancee too!! WHY
DOESN'T EH EVER GIVE ANYTHING TO ME!!!!!  THAT'S IT!! THAT JERK IS GIVING ME
ONE TOO!!"

   With that Akane stormed off to get her piece of the pie.


******

well this came out of a conversation with Omnedon, after i put up my
standard topic in #ranma! on anime.terratron.com ..(the topic being "Nihao
Ranma!  Shampoo come sit on face!") and him being the hentai he is, just had
to do this... unfortunately he didn't have the time to write this.. as is,
if there's enough ppl who actually want ANOTHER Ranma lemon.. it may get
written... or i could just make it into the first of a lemon-scented series
of fics.... i kinda like that idea.. sexual innuendo is so much fun..
anyways..my comments are gettin longer than the spamfic......

        
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