Hiroshi and Daisuke walked casually down the street, having a real
man-to-man talk; in other words,  they were talking about girls.

   "You aren't listening, are you Daisuke?" Hiroshi prodded.

   "I don't care how many times you say it, I still say Ranma's breasts are
bigger than hers.." his friend answered.

   "At least she's a real girl though!" Hiroshi said, interrupting.  He was
about to continue, but was in turn vut off as Daisuke punched him in the
arm. "Hey what the.." but he trailed off as he looked towards what had
caught Daisuke's attention.
   
   Bounding down the street came Shampoo, Ranma in tow.  Both boys watched
her run, heads bobbing with her movement.  As she passed them they were too
entranced with the sight to follow her with their gaze, so they were blessed
with seeing yet another female running heavily, once again giving them quite
a show.

   "Ranma! Come back here and give me a facial too!!"  Akane screamed as she
tore down the street after him.  Both watchers gulped as the intake of her
breath inflated her chest even more.  After a minute of staring into space,
Daisuke was the first to move; wiping the drool from his lips, he turned to
Hiroshi.

   "What do you think she meant by that? When did Shampoo start working in a
beauty saloon?" Daisuke asked.

   "Beauty Saloon? A place where you get a perm while getting tanked?" his
friend replied.

   "Sorry.  Salon.  I meant to say beauty salon.. Wouldn't she be the one
giving the facial? Not the other way around? She doesn't look like the type
to wear makeup... I wonder when she started getting them"

   Paying attention to only the last question, Hiroshi replied, "Well I
dunno, probably about the same time she started giving head massages"




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well once again talking on anime.terratron.com has warped some minds.  This
time i have Squirrel and Rainman to thank for this, most of the spamfic
being an actual conversation they had.. and again, many thanks to Omnedon,
to is responsible for the first one.. and it seems I will end up doing a
lemon-scented spamfic series.. 

        
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