Silly 2
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by Florencio B. de la Merced, Jr. (fmerced@pworld.net.ph)
Web page: http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/3641/index.html

A Fanfic inspired by the manga Oh My Goddess! created and copyrighted by
Kosuke Fujishima

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Keiichi:  What now?

Skuld: Belldandy wants to see you.

Keiichi: [walks with the young goddess to Belldandy's room] Did she say
why?  Does she need anything?

Skuld:  Um...[looks around] I don't want to frighten you or
anything...but...

Keiichi: [sweatdrop] ...

Skuld: I think big sister is taking her new hobby too seriously.

Keiichi:  What hobby?  You mean all those craft classes?

Skuld: [nods]...

Keiichi: What could be frightening about some craft lessons?

Skuld: [frowns] You forgot her painting class too easily, Keiichi.

Keiichi: [glares] I don't think I could ever forget that time, Skuld!

Voice: Yeah, to think she got him to pose butt naked.  Ha ha ha!

Keiichi: [glares at the TV] Oh, shutup, Urd!

Urd: [appears] Funny.  I wonder why _you_ won't pose for me? [giggles]

Keiichi: Not funny.

Urd:  Oh, relax.  At least your portrait got sold. [laughs with Skuld]

Keiichi:  I didn't have a portrait.  Bell just painted my back side.
[frowns]

Skuld:  I'd love to see Aoshima's face when he realize he paid quite a bit
of money just for your back. [Urd and Skuld laughs louder]

Keiichi:  Oh, shutup.  At least I convince Bell to give up painting, and
take some other hobby.

Urd:  Which reminds me....What is she doing this time?  I think she
already abandoned her cross-stiching.

Skuld: [sweatdrop] Um...It's photography, I think.

Keiichi: Photography?  That doesn't sound frightening.

Skuld:  Um...I think Belldandy should explain it to you.  I'll just mix it
all up.

Urd: Hmm...Maybe I could get her to take some photos of me in my favorite
gowns?  Or swimsuits?

Keiichi:  Yeah.  It'll suit your lustful lifestyle.

Urd: [pouts] Hmmp.  Go make fun of me now, Keiichi.  But, I'm sure my
pictures would be worth more than your nude painting.

Keiichi:  Like I care! [looks at the nervous Skuld]  Well at least she's
not going to take nude photographs of me.  I don't think ... [sees the
breathless shock in Skuld's face] What?  Don't tell me....

[The door to the goddess' room opens, revealing Belldandy and a Nikon F-5
SLR camera slinging off her neck in front of her.]

Belldandy:  Oh, hi Keiichi.  I see you've accepted my offer.

Keiichi:  Umm...[looks at Skuld but the little goddess is already tip
toeing away]  Oh, oh.

Belldandy: Come on in, Keiichi.  So we can start right away.

Keiichi: [enters and sees a host of lighting equipment and backgrounds all
ready set up.]  Um.  What do you intend of me to do, Belldandy?

Belldandy:  Didn't Skuld tell you?

Keiichi: [sweat drop] Um...not yet.

Belldandy.  Well, it's just like the first time, Keiichi.  [Keiichi loses
some sensation in his face] But, this time I use a camera, Keiichi.

Keiichi: [mubbling] What?...No, It can't be...

Belldandy: [beckons for Keiichi to approach the set]  Come sit here,
Keiichi.

Keiichi: [does not move] ....

Belldandy: And you better take off your clothes too.

Keiichi: [screams] Aarrrgggh! [runs out the room]  Not again! Never!
Aaaahhhh!

Belldandy:  Huh?  Keiichi?  Why did you run away?

Urd: [appears]  Probably because you told him to take his clothes off.

Belldandy:  But, he'll just wear these...[brings out some clown costumes]
I'm suppose to take pictures of clowns.

Urd:  [frowns]  Shucks.  And here I thought you were really going to take
some nude pics of Keiichi.

Belldandy:  What?

Urd:  Hmm...Someone's playing with fire here...don't you think Bell?

Belldandy:  [nods]...

Urd & Belldandy:  Skuld!  Where are you?

[In her room, Skuld chalks a single straight line on her board right
besides her name]

Skuld:  Score one for Skuld!  Oh, this is so much fun!

Banpei: [some whirling noise]

Skuld: I know I'm trailing but I've got time.

[Skuld looks at the board again, besides Keiichi's name were about twenty
chalk marks similar to her single one.]

Skuld:  Well, then again.  Maybe not.

Banpei: [more whirling noises]

Skuld: Oh, shut up.  You're starting to sound like Urd.

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C&C please.
Those guys on the FFIRC, this one's for you.