Inspired by an idea of Zon-Nan Chen (so blame it on him!).



	Ranma whistled happily as he made his way down the street to the Tendo
Dojo. It was going to be a great day! He was going to go home, spend some
quality time with his lovely fiancee, eat a wholesome, delicious meal, and
then go practice his martial arts for the rest of the night so he could
stay healthy and strong.

	Suddenly, from around the corner, Ryoga attacked. "Die, Ranma!"

	"Ryoga! Hi! Where you been, buddy?" Ranma cheerfully greeted the bandana
clad lad as he casually dodged Ryoga's lethal attack. At the sound of
Ryoga's fierce grunt in reply, and equally fierce counterattack, Ranma
could only smile. It was great to have such great friends. Why, he could
almost sing!

	"Oh, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood," Ranma sang.

	Ryoga gave a savage yowl and chopped at Ranma with his umbrella.

	"A beautiful day in the neighborhood"

	Ranma blocked, grabbed and tossed Ryoga by his umbrella.

	"Would you be my?"

	Ryoga flipped to his feet from where he had fallen and charged.

	"Could you be my?"

	Reaching up to his head, Ryoga ripped free a handful of bandanas and
launched the deadly razor-sharp clothes.

	"Oh, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood,"

	Ranma flipped over the bandanas and planted his foot in Ryoga's face.

	"A beautiful day in the neighborhood"

	Twisting as he landed, Ranma swept Ryoga's feet out from under him.

	"Would you be my?"

	Ryoga growled and stabbed at the ground, exploding the concrete into the
air and into Ranma.

	"Could you be my..."

	Ranma suddenly appeared to the side of the cloud of dust and concrete and
slammed the surprised lost-boy's head into the ground a quick 100 times,
sending him into unconciousness.

	"Neighbor?"

Yes, it's...

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Mr. Ranma's Neighborhood
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By: Scott Pollert

	"Hi, neighbor!" Ranma cheerfully greeted Mousse as the chinese boy hurled
a dozen deadly shuriken's his way.

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Bye now!