(Camera focuses on a door. After a few moments, the door opens, spilling
light into the room. T-bone looks in.)
T-bone: Hey...Ranma? Ryoga?
(Silence.)
T-bone: Hello?
(Silence.)
T-bone: I see. I'm outta here, then. Lock up when you leave. (She turns to
go, pauses, then looks back into the room.) By the way, I'm no expert on
facefaults, but the people downstairs ain't gonna appreciate two jaws
permanently dangling from their ceiling, and their kids will find any
excuse to pop those gigantic eyes of yours with a pin. I'm sorry, but eyes
just aren't meant to boggle like that. With your thumbs being up, I assume
you both liked that fic, but seeing that they're only up because you're
doing that weird Takahashi finger thing, it's hard to tell. I kinda like
it myself. Oh well. Anyway, catch y'all later. Much...later.
(She backs out of the room and closes the door, sheathing the room once
more in darkness. After a minute two bodies hit the floor.)
Ranma: Ooooohhhh....didn't see that coming....
Ryoga: Why do I get the feeling that the entire tournament was made just so
Kasumi could say that line?
Ranma: Dunno. I'm gonna curl up and go quietly into shock. Care to join me?
Ryoga: I'm already there, Ranma. I'm already there...
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|^ ^|\ "No need to fight or scream or cuss...awwww, it's CHRISTMAS!!!"
\v/\| Three Wise Men: Countdown to Christmas
|\ "I smile so much my face would crack in two;
\| then you could fix it with your kissing glue."
XTC: I'd Like That.
T-bone's cafe is being moved to a new place--look for it soon!
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