At 10:01 PM 12/6/97 -0500, Jessica Faith Hardy wrote:

[The Mental Library(tm) is darkened; three people are sitting around a
roaring fireplace.]

Cerina: Welcome to the Insanity, Inc. fanfic review group! Michi is not
with us due to an accident-

LilTigre: She locked her up in a room with Kodachi's alligator.

-_-; I'll assume that isn't good.

Cerina: Whatever. So we are now joined by a very special guest culled from
this author's mind, Thomas Lyn Oliver, leader of the Power Rangers.

Urk!!!

Tommy: And welcome to Masterpiece Theater.

(snicker)

Cerina: YES! There is only one person worthy of the name Mamoru in any
incarnation!

Tommy: Lemme guess.... green hair, orange skin, mitamas...

LilTigre: (drops a paper shredder on Cerina) Enough with the BlueSeed
refs!

Well I definitely think that the BlueSeed Mamour is cooler. (Groans in
pain...) I can believe I just used THAT word.
 

LilTigre: I wonder "For Whom the Bell Tolls."

Cerina: LilTigre no baka! (whaps her with her naginata)

Awsome Metallica song though :)
 

Tommy: Danm bastard. (growls) People who do stuff like that should be
castrated with plastic knives.

Cerina: I second that emotion.

Agreed.
 

Tommy:(Serenity) You mess with my Tickle Me Elmo, you pay the price!

Nani?!?
 

Cerina: (battle aura flickering) Excuse me for a second....

(The others watch her leap into an alternate fanfic dimension.)

(At this point the author become worried...)
 

Tommy: ? Wait a sec... if this is Crystal Tokyo time, shouldn't they have
been reincarnated or something? I can't see that time period having an Air
Force when they have the Sailor Scouts.

No, Serenity would have to use the Ginzuishou to reincarnate them and given
the nature of the great darkness they weren't really dead. As to the air
force it's fairly early and given that Japan might want to intervene with
"conventional" means before a senshi stepped in. Also Senshi tire
eventually aslo.
 

Tommy: (glowing white) What say I kick your ass, you child-abusing-

LilTigre: Tommy-chan, it's just a fic. Relax.... you'll strain yourself.

Like I said I kept wanting to kill Endymion quickly...
 

Tommy: I'm very glad Cerina's not here to read this.

LilTigre: Why?

Tommy: Let's just say that certain people would be dying extremely slow
and painful deaths if she was to ever see this.

That's quite possibly the fate (read definitely the fate) for Endymion.
 

Both: YES!!!!!

^_^ it'll get much better.

(Cerina suddenly storms in and dumps a smouldering sack on the floor.
She's covered in gore and looking very pleased with herself.)

NANI!?!

Cerina: Well, I jumped into a fic reality and castrated every Endymion I
could find! Boy, I feel better now. Is the fic over?

(winces) You were too gentle with him, IMO.

Tommy: Yeah... it's well-written, tackling major issues that face people
today. Good for you.

Thanks, it's going to be a difficult fic to write.

LilTigre: I can't wait to see Endymion killed!

That won't be happening anytime soon but it'll happen.

Cerina: Damn. Oh, well, keep up the good work!

I'll try, unless I get violently ill and go beserk. Killing Endymion off in
the process.

The C&C was greatly appreciated.


Doug

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