On Mon, 8 Dec 1997, Sariah DeGidio wrote:

Note: On average, women have smaller bladders than men.  So do piglets.
And cats.  And ducks....oh..and this fits into the continuity of the 
last
fic that you read.

...

Then it began to rain.  Four distinct, muffled popping noises could be
heard.  

(winces at the four inhuman screams/bwees/meows/quacks of pain)

ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's got to be the best funny shortfic I've heard :)