After reading yet another Ranma Graphic Novel where we see Nabiki
do nothing but eat, it has occured to me that almost all 'future'
Ranma 1/2 fics picture her as keeping herself fit, trim, etc.  I
dunno, we've rarely seen her exercise...

Sean, Nabiki gets a lot of exercise...  You think it's easy having her 
mind run fast enough to manipulate everyone in the series subtly enough 
that they don't even know that she is the true power behind the series? 
 Give her some credit.

Besides, you know that she has to walk 10 miles, up hill, both ways, 
barefoot, in twenty feet of snow, backwards, on her hands and knees, 
carring 16 tons, just to get to school...  That has to work off some of 
it... And then handing the 16 tons off on someone is pretty hard work... 
 But then they load it, and Nabiki gets richer.  (Why?  You load 16 
tons, and what do you get?  Another day older and deeper in debt.  St. 
Peter don't you call me cause I can't go.  I owe my soul to Nabiki 
Tendo.)

And let's not forget all the jockeying she does...  Have you ever seen a 
fat jockey?  I didn't think so...

--Sean Tomoe

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