<WARNING> THE EGO HAS LANDED </WARNING>


well finally got this part done, only one scene that wasn't done, but it was
at ben's and not here... and, yes, sooner or later we will figure out where
we're going with this.. as always you can contect Ben at <rkalman@dsuper.net>
C&C is always appreciated.. oh yeah the disclaimer. I own all rights to every
character used in this fanfic including the world of darkness gamesetting, for
the simple reason that I AM GOD! so bow before me mortal and acknowledge my 
superiority...

that above was a message from the mental health board, showing you the viewer
what you can avoid by using our revolutionary electrical therapy! kill that god
complex before it happens! by killing off you brain cells before this can 
happen, you will avoid complicated things like arrogance. So to avoid the 
hassle of a superiority complex, just turn on the television at 9:00pm EST
wed and whatever you do.. DON'T TURN IT OFF!! 

HEY LEGGO MY EGO!!


anyways.. on with the fic :P


	Dibalerie:Nerima
        by: neB and P-R-P-Chan 
	chapter five

	Ranma pushed Ukyo away. "I just don't understand..."
	"What's there to understand, Ranma? You're just lucky that the
pencil missed your heart, or else you would have died!"
	"Wow...I never knew that you knew so much about anatomy, Ukyo,
although I should've guessed..."
	"Ranma, you just have to learn to deal with your brush with death.
Alot of people deal with stressful situations daily, and this isn't
something that many people don't have to cope with in their lives!"
	"I...just need some time to think by myself."
	"But Ranma, we have so much to learn and discover together...I have
so much to teach you."
	"I promise to return, I just need a little while to myself, to
reflect on life. And death."  With that, Ranma turned and walked off...the
roof, leaving Ukyo to worry about him. Without calling out to him, Ukyo
brushed a tear from her reddened eyes, and stalked off in the opposite
direction.

	The doorbell rang. Kasumi swore to herself (although she'd never
admit it if you asked her) and put down her duster. She'd only had a chance
to clean the kitchen six times today, so this interruption was very
annoying. She put on a smile, however, just in case it was that charming
Dr. Tofu with another box of chocolates. Of course she couldn't actually
eat them, but the gesture was nice, even from a dimwitted...now, now,
that's not nice...I don't know what's come over me lately...I'm gonna kill
whoever disturbed me, I'm gonna rip his ba- whoa, girl...I feel dizzy...
	Nonetheless, Kasumi rushed to the door,and swung it open with such
viciousness that it took the porr men behind it by surprise.
	"Oh dear...I'm sorry about that." Liar! "May I help you??" Go away!!
	"We seek the villainous Nabiki Tendo and her horde! She has
kidnapped the poor, innocent Akane, and Akane must BE AVENGED!"
The shadowy figure, dressed in white, said. The sunlight glowed brightly
from behind his back.
	"Yes!! Yes! Kill! Maim! DESTROY...er...she's not in right
now...would you like some tea and biscuits while you wait?"
	"I believe she is hiding something!" Another shadowy figure, clad
in black and roller skates engraved with arcane symbols, said in a
distrustful tone of voice.
	"Mmm...what a pretty door! Elyse!! Come to mommy!" The sole female
companion said, her eyes swirling, her voice commanding, her hands clenched
excitedly at the hem of her black, silken frilly  dress and her chic Armani
rollerblades.
	The final companion couldn't speak, partly due to his black leather
mask being currently zipped shut, partly due to the lack of oxygen to his
brain, partly due to the lack of brain to his oxygen. His shoulders rose as
he grumbled loudly, trying to sound menacing, his hands rose, a wooden nail
and mallet clenched tightly between his fingers...the grumble was to much
for him, however, and he lost his breath, balance and dignity all at the
same time, as he stumbled forward and promptly fainted on the Tendo
doorstep.
	"Is he allright?" Kasumi asked, looking down at the body now
resting in her feet, "Or do I have to KILL HIM MYSELF?!? The little moron
is in my FEET!!!"
	"The white clad leader took a step back at this ferocity, raising
his wooden sword in self defence. "You have won this round, but not the
war!! I shall be back to collect the prisoner later!"
	"Hey sis, who's at the door?" Nabiki asked, sauntering down the stairs.
	Kun-...I mean the white clad leader whipped around in surprise and
stepped forward again, "Foul temptress, bring back my precious Akane from
the Abyss that you have sent her too, or I shal-"
	"Um, who's at the door?" Akane said, as she stepped through the
kitchen door.
	The white clad Kun-...I mean leader's jaw dropped. He turn and
prepared to flee this madness before
hismindwentwithitohmygodwhat'sgoingonAkanecan'tbeapartofallofthisGETAHOLDOF
YOURSELF MAN! He took a deep breath, then rolled his eyes in the first
understanding that he ever had of irony as Happosai hopped gaily up the
sidewalk. He saw Kun-...fuck it you know who he is, and lunged forward.
Happosai's fist went directly towards Kuno's face...and missed?? Okay, it
was batted away with some ungodly inhuman speed that Kuno summoned up from
somewhere. He somehow managed to kind of get his sword up to knock away
Happosai's fist really quickly in a somewhat coincidental manner...it was
almost as if he did it on purpose...naah, that's not possible. Happosai's
fist was almost unscathed, except for the teensy-weensy little splinter
that pierced his flesh right between the knuckles (Don't you hate it when
that happens? Hurts like a bitch, and itches uncontrollably and you can't
reach it and...um...back to the story).
	Happosai ripped the splinter out of his hand, the wound starting to
bleed.  Staring in shock, Happosai yelped in surprise, then turned to the
assembled Tendo sisters, looking for sympathy.
	"IT HURTS!!!!! WHATEVER DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!?? ... MAKE IT
BETTER!!!" he whined, shoving his hand through Kasumi's face and into
Akane's.
	"Get that outa my face you old pervert," Akane slapped his arm away
from her, towards Nabiki's face. A bleeding wound in front of her eyes,
Nabiki's toungue snaked it's way out of her mouth to lap up a small drop,
Happosai was about to say something, but it was lost to the group as Akane
punted him off into the distance.



	Ranma walked the streets, confused, and yes, even a bit frightened.  
He no longer knew what was happening to him, or anyone else.  Everybody was
acting so strange all of a sudden, Akane acting all secretive, Nabiki.. well
being Nabiki, even that episode with Kasumi.... Not to mention Dr.Tofu. 
Ranma shook his head.  He'd been stabbed in the heart.. rubbing his hand over 
his chest, finding no wound, not even a scab.. Ranma once again shook his head
in disbelief.  Finally taking his mind off his problems for a moment he looked 
where he was going.. in time to notice the alley he'd just turned into, the 
one filled with cats...
	Turning to flee, Ranma found his exit blocked by even more of the 
animals.  As they closed in on him, the first moving to rub against his leg,
Ranma turned away from his horror and let the darkness reign.



	P-chan wandered aimlessly, searching for the one who ruled his
heart and soul.  As he passed the Nekohanten for the 20th time, he couldn't
dismiss thought from his mind, that the alley cat leading a parade of other
strays, looked startlingly familiar. In fact he seemed to look almost
human...almost like...naaah couldn't be...
	P-chan's thoughts were interrupted as he was grabbed from behind,
being held up by his bandanna.
	"Where is HE?" his captor asked, "That fiend hits on my Shampoo and
then vanishes without a trace."
	Mousse turned the piglet around to face him, "I'll kill that coward
Saotome.. just tell me where he is, Porker!"
	'Well at least he's got the right idea,' P-chan thought, 'but no
one treats Ryouga Hibiki like common swine.'
	With a squeal of displeasure, P-chan buried his fangs into Mousse's
neck, causing the half-blind martial artist to drop him to the ground.
P-chan landed on his head, dazing him somewhat, but not putting him down
fro the count.  As Mousse screamed in pain and something else entirely
different, P-chan ran for his life, once again losing himself to his
wandering nature.



sooner or later, i'm announcing this now, i (with other people, not sure who)
will be writing an Eva fic in the same flavour as this one.. over the Xmas
holidays most likely.. but i have other things to work on then, namely my
Ranma/Perfect Blu crossover.. because it's my mission to finish it and post it
before the movie hits theatres.. also Quirks (my Ranma/Clerks fusion thing) is 
nearing completion. and i may be starting on another one (a golden boy/ranma
fic)
as well as my numerous other ones.. present count of fics i need to write is
about
27. 

        
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