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by David "Hentai-kun" Carter : Editor-in-chief of Lunatic Fringe Fanfic
Productions, Lemon Division.
* Editing by Matthew Giglia, Executive Goofball of Lunatic Fringe Fanfic
Productions. *
** Please insert favorite Takahashi disclaimer here **
*** WARNING: No lemon content. This fanfic deals with subjects of a non-adult
nature. ***
And now for something vaguely similar...
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Imagine a vast tapestry formed of one thread. At one side the thick cord sits.
It is unraveled and the ends are woven together, then split apart and woven
once more, the end result being more beautiful and stronger as a whole then
the original cord itself. This is the appearance of time lines, changing
directions at crucial decision and events. Some time lines follow straight
paths from one end to the other, while some lines wander about like
decapitated chickens. In one of the wandering lines a young man sleeps... and
dreams.......
The angelic figure with the blue halo of hair called to him one last time as
she faded from sight, "Come to me, I need you as you need me."
With a jolt he was awake, the dream ending as it had before and as it would,
no doubt, again: with the woman being enshrouded in the mists. For three
years now he had been following this dream and today he would find her. He
could feel it in his bones. Either that or he was just tired, but he had to be
close. After much searching he had found himself in Joketsuzoku. There he
learned much about the blue-haired one. She had been trained as an Amazon
Warrior, was famed for her skill at the use of her chosen weapon, had been
cursed to turn into a cat when splashed with cold water and was currently to
be found in and about the suburbs of Tokyo, Nerima in particular.
This was just the sort of info he needed. If she was an Amazon and needed his
help, times must be desperate. If in fact she used only her weapon, she had
an weakness in her fighting style. The Jusenkyo curse would put him at a great
advantage. Not to mention he now knew where she was. After all this time, he
would be with the only woman who wanted to be with him, he would help her
through her troubles and they would be happy together. His dreams were coming
to fruition, he was invincible, he was...
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"What the hell was that?" he asked rhetorically as he picked himself up off
the ground. Ah well, no matter, he had to get going anyways.
* * *
It had been a quiet day, well quiet for Nerima punctuated only by the
occasional "Nihao, Ranma!" "Ranma No Baka!" or "Ranma Saotome, Prepare to
die!" But otherwise, calm. No new Martial artist induced holes in the
buildings of the neighborhood, the birds sang sweetly in the trees and the koi
in their pond had been disturbed but once. It was the kind of day where
something momentous is bound to happen. And, this being after all Nerima, it
did.
A figure cleverly disguised in the clothes of an ordinary tourist made his way
stealthily down the street. He knew this only made him more suspicious, but
years of training are hard to ignore. Upon spying a native approaching, he
went to him and asked "Excuse me, can you point the way to Furinkan High?"
The Nerimite informed him that the school was just down the street. "Just out
of curiosity," the native asked, "why do you want to know?"
"Because, it felt like the right thing to say at the time, maybe it's
subconsciously programmed when one learns the Art."
"The Art? Oh, you're another martial artist aren't you?"
"Yes..."
"OK. I only have one question. What's your name?"
"My name is-"
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After recovering from the shocking sound and getting his directions, the
figure head towards the school.
Daisuke watched the stranger walk away and wondered where the voice had come
from. He decided not to think about it. It had sounded kinda like
'Necromancer' and as they said "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for
they are subtle and quick to anger." And anyways Ranma should probably be
informed of the new arrival.
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The 'tourist' continued on his way down the street towards Furinkan High
School. Spying a fence, some part of him deep inside cried out 'Walk on it!!'
As he leapt into the air however, he crashed into a swift traveling blue
streak on a bike.
"What the..." he began and got no further. For he had taken a look at his
assailant and was stupefied. She was beautiful. Even standing in the middle of
a pile of spilled food from some container {"Nehohanten... sounds like my
kinda place...} she was beautiful. She was everything he had looked for in a
girl and something more, something primal that leaked through the thin shell
of humanity and put his senses in an uproar. "Would you be, by some chance,
half cat?"
"Yes, stupid boy. Now what you do about all this ramen?!"
Ignoring all but the yes, the stranger's face broke into a wide grin. It was
perfect. Perfect! The stranger looked deep into the girls eyes and she found
herself forced to look back and a battle of wills was joined. The girl found
herself in a strange world: the man before her was suddenly enormous and she
realized she was a cat again. "But Shampoo no remember be hit by water?" she
thought but as this thought ran through her head the man slipped a leash
around her neck and the battle was over before it began. The man broke the
line of sight
and smiled again. He turned to the girl, who with slightly vacant eyes said,
"(Wo da Ailen)"
The man turned his head to the heavens and laughed
"BWAHHAHHAH!"
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"What IS that?"
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"Ranma! Ranma Saotome!"
"What do you want, Mousse?"
"I need your help."
(Now here's a change of tactics) "What do you need me for?"
"Shampoo's disappeared. She hasn't been back in the last two days."
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Editors end rant: Stops kinda abrubtly, don't it? Anywho, send comments,
criticisms, and even flames to either me or Dincarnate@aol.com. Thank you!!
-Matthew Giglia, the Magnificient Mr.Bean,
-Bearer of the Almighty Tweezers of Death,
-Executive Goofball of Lunatic Fringe Fanfic Productions,
-And the man who's been channeling Hikaru Gosunkugi for the past six months.
"If you survive, please come again."