This my official, public, incredibly tasteless declaration of intent!! I,
Matthew Giglia, Executive Goofball of Lunatic Fringe Fanfic Productions {If it
ain't prozac, it ain't dinner!!!} do hearby announce the intent of "the
Fringe" to obtain that most holy of all Chicken Balls awards, "The Tybalt!" If
YOU want this award, you'll have to take us down to get it! That's right, you
heard me! Our derangement knows no bounds! And we deserve it, too! Look at all
our spam! Look at the spam that spam inspired! Read the Top Ten lists! NOW!
NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!! DO IT!!!!!! And, in honor of our challenge, I am launching
the opening volly at the despot known as Tybalt by changing my sig to
"Mercutio" for the duration! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! BOW BEFORE ME, PUNY
MORTALS!!!!!

*pant pant* There. I'm done. Wait... one more... BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

-Mercutio
"A plague 'a both your houses!"